SMS, One Liner Jokes

Waah Re Familly

147 Characters - Posted on 09 Jun 2011
Aftr Sex With Saali. Jija- Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Maza Deti Ho. Sali- Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir B Mere Pati Khte Hai Tumhari Didi Zyada Maza Deti Hai.

Bechari Anpadh Aurat

150 Characters - Posted on 08 Jun 2011
Bihari Aurat Chek Cash Karane Gyi, Clrk- Sign Karo, Orat- Kya? Clrk- Pati Ko Jese Khat Ke Akhir Me Likhti Ho, Orat Ne Likha- Tuhar L.Nd Ki Pyasi Bijli

Haaye Re, Ye Kisne Kiya Re

151 Characters - Posted on 06 Jun 2011
1 Andha Rand Ch.Dne Jata H. Wo Chod Hi Rha Hota H K Tabi Police Ki Red Pd Jati H. Anda Ye Dekh Chilla K Bola- Are Salo Ye Mere L.Nd Me Ch.T Kisne Dal D

Jani, Baat Palle Band Lo

149 Characters - Posted on 06 Jun 2011
Gosht K Bager Kabab Nhi Bnta, Batain Chodnay Se Koi Nwab Nhi Bnta. Bacha Peda Karny K Liye Lund Dalna Parta Hai Jani, Muth Marne Se Koi Bap Nhi Bnta.

Chutiya Shayar, Tez Ladki

149 Characters - Posted on 05 Jun 2011
Ldka Ladki Se- Tum Mere Sapno Me Rhti Ho Tum Mere Khuabo Me Rhti Ho. Ldki- Tumko Kisi Ne Chu.Tiya Bna Diya Hai Mai To Delhi Me Rent K Ghar Me Rhti Hu

Choot Ka Sawad

150 Characters - Posted on 04 Jun 2011
Chodumal Khan Saab GF Ki Shadi Se Laut Kr Aye or 1 Sher Bola. Apni Grlfrnd Ki Shadi Me Jakar Ye Ehsas Hua, Ki Biryani Achi Ho To, Ch.t B Fiki Lgti Hai

Intelligent Pappu

143 Characters - Posted on 04 Jun 2011
Pappu- Papa Apki Luv Marriage Hui Thi Na. Snta- Haan Pr Tuje Kese Pta? Pappu- Q K Apki Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Me Sirf 5 Months Ka Farq Hai

Bechara Mobile Wala Aur Uski Suhagraat

152 Characters - Posted on 03 Jun 2011
Mobile Wale K Shadi Hui To Nxt Day Dost Ne Pucha Kesi Rhi, To Bola- Kuch Nhi Phale 5 – 6 Bar Mis Call Lgi Or Jb Shi No. Lga To Balance Hi Khatm Ho Gya

Chain Ki Nind Kaisi So Leti Hai Ladkiya

138 Characters - Posted on 03 Jun 2011
Pata Nhi Wo Kese Chain Ki Nind So Lete Hain. Pata Nhi Wo Kese Chain Ki Nind So Lete Hain.. Hume To Hr Karwat Pe Lu.Lli Set Karni Pdti Hai.

Sometimes Breakfast Is A Big Pain

137 Characters - Posted on 02 Jun 2011
Breakfast Is A Big Pain Wen D Wife Orders D Cook- Sahab K Ande Ubal Dena & Cook Asks- Memsaab Apka Dudh Abi Garm Karu Ya Thoda Thahar Ke?