Teacher- What Is Common B/w Jaya Bachchan n Aishwarya? Pappu After Much Thought- I Think Nipples Of Both Were Sucked By Abhishek.

James Bond Shows His Magic Watch 2 New Gf n Says- My Watch Says Ur Not Wearing P@nt1es. Gf- But I Am Wearing. Jb- Oops Sory, My Watch Is 10 Mins Fast

Wife- My Hubby n I Have, What He Calls-Olympic Sax. Friend- Wow, Must Be A Terrific Sax Life? Wife- Not Really, It Only Happens Once In 4 Yrs

Joe- Y Have U Kept Ur Son Name As Nir0dh Kumar. Tom- That Boy Was Born After C0nd0m Slipped n Went Inside D V@g1na Thats Y

A Man n Cockroch Were Talking. Man- I Have P3n1s That 3 Time Longer Than UR Whole Body. Cockroch- And Yet I Make Yor Wife Scream Louder Than U Can.

Duniya Me Sbse Badi Ch0.ot Kiski He? Are Yar Apne Dharmender Ji Ki Biwi Ki. Pucho Q? Qki Uska Khud Ka Beta Sunny Deol Kahta Hai, Main Nikla Gaddi Leke

A Girl Went To A Swimming Pool In A Bra n Panty. Coach Says- Madam, Here 2 Piece Costume Is Not Allowed. Girl Says- Kon Sa Utaroon?

One Day A Man Goes To Bank For Withdrawing Cash. Lady Cashier Asked- So Ke Loge? Man Replied- Khade Khade Bhi Le Lunga Ji.

This Is Modern Era No1 Has Time. Girls Put Their Mobile In V@g1na On Vibrator Mode. And Ask Bf 2call, Dis Is E-Fuck. But If Others Call Then Its E-Rape.

Bachha Gadhe K L.nd Dekh Mom Se Pucha- Maa Ye Kya Hai? M- Kuch Nahi Hai Beta. Father- Dekha Teri Maan K Liye To Ye B Kuch Nahi Hai