Suhagrat K Bad Dosto Ne Puchha To Galib Bole- Gum To Ye Hai K Haq Ada Na Hua, Wah! Gm To Ye Ha K Hq Ada Na Hua, K Ain Waqt Pr Ghalib Ka Khada Na Hua

Ladki Train Me Widout Ticket Ja Rhi Thi.TT Use Pakad Leta Hai Or Toilet Me Le Jata Hai. Wapis Aa Kr Ldki Boli- Agar Aj Ch.t Na Hoti To Beizzti Ho Jati

Boy 2 Girl- Kya Mai Aap Ka Haath Ko Chum Skta Hun. Girl- Q Be, Kmine Mere Lips Pe Kya Zehr Laga Hua Hai?

Teacher2Pappu: Ldkiyo Me Sbse Jyada Calcium Kaha Hota Hai? Pappu: Unke Boobs Me, Unko Dekh Kr Bina Calcium Wali Cheez Bhi Khadi Ho Jati Hai.

2 Prostitutes Were Talking 1st- We R In D Best Business In D World. 2nd- Hows Dat? 1st- We Have It We Sell It & We Still Have It.

Best T-Shirt Quote Of The Year - I Dont Need Sax, My Tensions Fu.cks Me Everyday...

Chuha2Hathi- Do Din K Liye Apni BV Ki Bra Dena. Hathi- Q BV Ko Pehnani Hai Kya? Chuha- Nhi Beti Ki Shadi Hai, Tent Lgana Hai, Ladies Alag/ Gents Alag.

Snta Kafi Time Bad Apne Desh Aya Or Gili Mitti Uthake Bola Ab Apne Desh Ki Miti Ki Khushbu Phle Jesi Nhi Rhi. Banta- Abe Tune Mitti Nhi Tatti Uthai Hai

Princess Meets Frog In D Forest & Ask If I Kiss U, Will U Turn Into A Handsome Prince? F: Dat Was During My Grandpa Days. Now U Need 2 Giv Me A Blowjob

Q. Y Was The 2 Piece Bikini Invented..? A. To Prevent Contact Between Hairy Section From Dairy Section.