SMS, One Liner Jokes Collection - 1421 Jokes

Horny Cinderella’s Story

106 Characters - Posted on 22 Sep 2011 Views: 13,760
Once Upon A Time H0rny Cinderella Put Pinocchio’s Nose B/W Her Legs N Said- Lie To Me Bastard Lie To Me.
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Janu, Dekho Mein Kya Leke Aaya Hu

140 Characters - Posted on 21 Sep 2011 Views: 25,860
Husband- Begam, Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kar Aaya Hoon. Biwi- Kyun, Aap Kahin Bahar Jaa Rhe Hain Kya?
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Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?

119 Characters - Posted on 21 Sep 2011 Views: 16,856
Teacher- Y Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation? Pappu- Simple, Bcoz Hand-Made Things R Always Costly!
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Ese To Yaaro Tum Marr Hi Jaoge

128 Characters - Posted on 20 Sep 2011 Views: 17,929
Gunah Karke Saza Se Darte Ho, C0nd.m Pehan Ke A1ds Se Darte Ho, Itni Ldkiya He Pyar Ke Liye, Phir Kyu Tum Hila Hila Ke Marte Ho?
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And The Winner Is Chinki

145 Characters - Posted on 20 Sep 2011 Views: 13,813
Contest In A Girls Collg Rite A Short Easay Which Contain Sax, Religion n Mystery. D Winner Esay Was, Oh God! I Am Pregnant n I Wonder Who Did It
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Aisi Akalmand Biwi, Bhagwan Kisi Ko Na De

148 Characters - Posted on 19 Sep 2011 Views: 25,543
Husband Bangkok Trip Par Gya, Bahut Dino Tak Nhi Lota. BV Ne Email Ki- Darling, Waha Tum Jo Chiz Kharid Rhe Ho, Kya Mein Wo Yhan Bechna Shuru Kardu?
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Abe Ye Kya Dikha Diya Maine

152 Characters - Posted on 19 Sep 2011 Views: 40,619
Bnta– Interview Kesa Hua? Snta- Yar Thik Hua, Pr Akir Me Wo Bole, Show Ur Testimonials. B- Fir? S– Muje Lgta Hai Ki Me Waha Galat Cheez Dikha Aya Hu
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Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Asli Faraq, Chinki Ki Jubani

145 Characters - Posted on 18 Sep 2011 Views: 23,585
Teacher- Ladki Or Ladke Me Kya Farak H? Chinki- Ladki 1 Saal Me 1 He Bache Ki Maa Ban Sakti H Jb K Ladka 1 Saal Me 365 Bachon Ka Baap Ban Skta H.
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Wah Kya Chest Hai Yaar

147 Characters - Posted on 17 Sep 2011 Views: 21,858
1 Bar Snta Shirt Utar K Balcony Me Khada Tha. Padosi- Wah Santa Ji, Kya Chest H? Snta- Arey Ye To Kuch b Nhi, Apni Babi Ki Dekhega To Pagl Ho Jyega
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Something Fell Down????

125 Characters - Posted on 16 Sep 2011 Views: 19,506
Teacher Was Busy In Teaching Suddenly Sumthing Fell Down. Bachha- Teacher, Ur Duster Fell Down. Teacher- Oh, Its My Whi.Sper!
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