SMS, One Liner Jokes

Randi Ko Line Mat Marna Kabhi

149 Characters - Posted on 21 Jan 2012
Ldka- Tujh Me Rab Dikhta H, Yaara Mai Kya Karu. Raand- Behn K Lode, Chl Drshn Le, Dkshina De, Parsad Le Or Chlta Ban, Piche Or B Bhqt Line Me Khade H

Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Baap Banana Galat Hai

127 Characters - Posted on 21 Jan 2012
Dost- Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai. Santa- Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai.

Kon Puchta In Ladkiyo Ko?

144 Characters - Posted on 20 Jan 2012
Ldkiya Agr Gori Na Hoti, Ldkiya Agr Soni Na Hoti, Ldko Ke Dil Ki Chori Na Hoti, Koi Na Puchta Unke Husn Ko Agr Unki Tango K Bich Me Mori Na Hoti

Jitna Mile Utne Pe Sabar Karo

126 Characters - Posted on 20 Jan 2012
Santa Apni GGF Ke B00bs Chus Rha Tha. GF- Tume Kuch or Nhi Chahiye? Snta- Dudh K Sath 2-3 Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata

Idhar Kuan Udhar Khayi

140 Characters - Posted on 19 Jan 2012
1 Admi K Office Me 25 Ldkiyan Kam Krti Thi. 24 Ne Sexual Harasment K Liye Uspe Mukadma Kr Diya or 25vi Ne Bhedbhav Karne Ka Mukadma Kar Diya

Pepsi – Ye Dil Maange More

150 Characters - Posted on 19 Jan 2012
Calgrl K Ander Lnd Dalte Hi Vo Chilayi: Uui Maa Pepsi. Ldka: Iss Time Tuje Pepsi Yad A Rhi Hai? Grl: Abe Pepsi Matlab Please Enter P3nis Slowly Inside

Itna Bhed-Bhav Kyu Hai?

149 Characters - Posted on 19 Jan 2012
Buda Ldki Se Tkraya Or Bola- Sory. Grl- Stupid. Tabi Ldka Usi Ldki Se Tkraya Bola- Sory. Grl- Its Ok. Buda- Mdrchod Meri Sory Ki Speling Galt Thi Kya

Ek Bat Jo Vakiye Hi Sach Hi

111 Characters - Posted on 18 Jan 2012
Baba Saxidas Ki Ek Baat Palle Bandh Lo - Ki Share Bazaar Ka Fund Aur Haathi Ka L-nd Kabhi Haath Mein Nahi Aata.

Palat Ke Jawab Dena To Pappu Se Sikhe

124 Characters - Posted on 18 Jan 2012
Pappu Ne Gali Mein Jati Hui Ladki Ko Ungli Kardi. Ldki- Andha H Kya, Dikhta Nahi H. Pappu- Kya Hua, Sahi Jgah Nahi Gusi Kya?

Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

0 Characters - Posted on 18 Jan 2012