SMS, One Liner Jokes Collection - 1844 Jokes

Ladki Akhir Ladke Ki Kaise Le Sakti Hai?

0 Characters - Posted on 18 Mar 2013 Views: 32,021
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The Infinite Staircase Cute Baby Owl in Hand KingFisher Getting His Fast Food It Doesn’t Mean That It Is Not There Desi Juicer Jugaad

Gareeb Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

142 Characters - Posted on 17 Mar 2013 Views: 13,314
Garib Admi Ki B Kya Life Hai? Juta Leta He To Pant Fat Jati He, Pant Leta He To Shirt Fat Jati He, Or Sub Ek Sath Leta He To Gand Fat Jati He.
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Santa Singh Zindabad, Kya Idea Diya Ladki Ko

158 Characters - Posted on 16 Mar 2013 Views: 30,068
1 Ldki Ka Mangetar Mar Gya, Rote Hue Boli- Hey Bhagwan, Abi To Kuch Dekha B Nhi Tha. Pas Khada Snta Bola- Koi Na Beta, Abi Thodi Der Me Nehlayenge, Dekh Lena.
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Waah Beta Waah, Tu Jiye Hazaro Saal

158 Characters - Posted on 15 Mar 2013 Views: 24,359
Class Mein Aaye Naye Bache Se Madam Ne Puchha- Tumhra Kya Nam He? Student- Lasanmal Amirbhai Uday Das Adwani. Mam- Lamba He Short Me Batao. Student- L A U D A
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Bahut Yaad Aate Hai Dost

139 Characters - Posted on 14 Mar 2013 Views: 30,075
Rah Chlte Chutiya Banate H Dost, Pepsi Bol K Daru Pilate He Dost, G F Bol K Randiyo Se Milate H Dost, Kuch Bi Kho, Pr Yad Bahut Ate H Dost.
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Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs

128 Characters - Posted on 12 Mar 2013 Views: 19,609
Man Ofering A Drink. Lady- No, Whisky Is Bad 4 My Legs. Man- Legs? That Is Strange, Do They Pain Or Swel? Lady- No, They Spread.
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Define Biology And Sociology?

143 Characters - Posted on 11 Mar 2013 Views: 8,392
Q- Define Biology & Sociology? Ans- If New Born Baby Luks Lik His Father It Is Biology, If He Luks Lik His Neighbor Than It Is Caled Sociology.
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Desi Juicer Jugaad Sexy Girl In Green Top A Horse Or Two Bags? Koi Sahara Na Mila Bina Tere Muje Aye Dost Sandwich Flip Flops

Sach Aur Veham Mein Kya Fark Hai?

114 Characters - Posted on 10 Mar 2013 Views: 18,674
Tchr- Papu, Sch Or Veham Me Kya Fark He? Papu- Mam, Aap Sxy Ho Ye Sch He Or Hamara Khda Nhi Hota Ye Apka Vehem He.
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Bas Thodi Der Ruk Ja

159 Characters - Posted on 09 Mar 2013 Views: 20,668
Beta Rote Hue- Papa, Muje Chut Chahiye. Papa- Na Beta Chut Mehengi H, Tu Gand Mar Le. Beta- Mgr Kiski? Dad- Bus Thodi Der Ruk Ja, Uncle Sms Pad Kr Fri Ho Jayge
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Suhagrat Pe Deri Karwana Galat Baat Hai

153 Characters - Posted on 09 Mar 2013 Views: 50,179
Peeto Ne Snta Ko Suhagrat Pe 100 Condom Wala 1 Packet Gift Kiya. Bed Pe Leti Peeto Boli- Jldi Kro Ji. Snta- Bs 2 Minute 97 Chada Liye He, Sirf 3 Baki He.
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