Beti 10000 Kma K Layi To Bap Use Jyotish K Pas Le Gya, Bap- Ap Ne Kha Tha Ye Kuch Nhi Kmayegi? Jyotis- Bai Sab Mene Iska Hath Dekha Tha, Gand Nahi

Tchr- Chalo Bacho Jaldi Batao, Jo Sun Na Sake Use Kya Kahenge? Pappu- Use Madarchod, Maa K Lode, Behenchod, Behen Ka Loda, Kuch B Kh 2, Konsa Sun Lega

Patni Ko Sex Ke Baad Geela Laga To Santa Se Pucha- Oye Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya? Santa- Yaar, Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Tha Dont Use If Seal Is Broken

Kelewala- Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote or Swadist Hai. Malika- Kaise Diye? Kelewala- 8 Rupaye Me 12. Malika- 7 (Sath) Me 13 (Tera) Deta Hai To Bole

Tina-Yar Ldkiyo Ko Nzr Lg Jati H Or Ldko Ko Kisi Ki Nzr Nhi Lgti. Mina-Q? Tina-Bhagwan Ne Hame Aise Hi Or Ldko Ko Nimboo Mirchi Bandh K Peda Kiya.

Teacher- Indira Gandhi Aur Sonia Gandhi Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Santa Soch Ke Bola- Mam, Dono Ke Nipples Rajiv Gandhi Ne Hi Choose Thhe.

1 Dukh Bhri Kahani 2 Behne Thi. Badi K Pati Ka Lund Chota Tha, Or Chhoti K Pati Ka Lmba, Chhoti Bahan Tadap K Marr Gyi, Or Badi Taras Taras Ke

Pappu- Papa Ye Car K Peeche 'L' Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota H? Santa- Beta 'L' Ka Matlab H Ki, Driver Ko Driving K Bare Me 'L-nd' B Nhi Pata

Ques- Bra Or Baniyan Mein Kya Fark H? Ans- Bra Me Kapda Kam Lagta Hai Or Maal Jyada Aata Hai Or Baniyan Mein Kapda Jyada Lagata Hai Or Maal Kam Ata H

Never Drink Unboiled Water, Becoz Fish Have Sex In Water Widout Wearing Condom, Pass This Sms 2 All Ur Friends 2 Prevent HIV - Just Joking.