Grl- Ysterday I Came 2 Ur Home Wid A Rakhi, Y Dint U Let Me Tie It? Papu: Ajib Zbardsti He 2morow If I Cum 2 Ur Hom Wid A Condm, Wil U Hav Sex Wid Me?

Wat Did Snow White Complain About Aftr Having Sex With D 7 Dwarfs? Snow White Said- I Would Rather Have 7 Inches At 1 Time. Not 1 Inch At 7 Times.

Budda- Mai Aj B Sex Krne Me 1hr, 40min, 15 Sec Lgata Hu. Dr- Kese? Budda- 40min Khda Krne Me, 15sec Dhakka Marne Ko Or 1hr Sex K Bad Hosh Mai Ane Ko.

D/f B/w U, A, X & Xxx Film- U- Hero Gets The Heroine. A- Villain Gets The Heroine. X- All Actors Get The Heroine. Xxx- Entire Unit Gets The Heroine.

Sub Ne Kiya Apna Khda, Kuch Ne Kha Mera Bda, Kuch Ne Kha Uska Bda, Hm B Wha Mojud The Bs Hans Diye, Jb Hm Ne Kiya Apna Khda Sub Ne Kha Itna Bada

Santa Gar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola-Dady, Mera Lnd Clas Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Me Kya Khas He? Dad-Bhosdi K Its Bcoz U R 18 & Stil In Clas 5th

Mallika Sherawat- Station Chaloge? Driver- Ji Haan. Malika- Kya Loge? Driver- Garib Banda Hun Ji, Chut Toh Aap Dogi Ni, Paise Hi De Dena

Jab Ldki Pregnent Ho To Uski Sari Friends, Uske Pet Pe Hath Pher K Kehti Hai Congrtultions, Lekin Koi B Ldko Ka Lund Pakad Kar Nhi Khti Well Done

Badi Murgi- Mera Anda To Rs 3.50 Me Jata Hai Tera To Sirf Rs 3.25 Mein. Choti Murgi- Chal-2 Rehne De Yaar Chawanni K Liye Kaun Apni Gand Fadwaaye

KbrastanWala-Apke Pati Ka Lnd Khde Hone K Karn Kbar Bndh Nhi Ho Rhi. Patni-Kat K Uski Gand Me Dal 2, Bs Pure Shehr Me 1 Yehi Gand He Jo Usne Nhi Mari