Achieving Your Target In Studies Is Just Like Being Pregnant. Everyone Congratulates You On The Outcome, But No One Knows How Many Times You Got Fu-Ked.

Bhikari- Babuji, Bhagwan K Nam Par Roti Milegi? Babuji- Akela Hu Ghar Pe Koi Aurat Nhi H. Bhikari- Babuji, Taqleef Pet Me H Lund Me Nhi, Roti Maangi Choot Nhi.

Santa- Deepa Mehta Ne 1 Film Lesbeens Par Banayi Naam Rkha Fire Ab Wo Gay K Upar Film Bana Rhi H Socho Uska Nam Kya Hoga? Banta- Pata Nhi. Santa- Backfire.

Pappu- Mam Is Baar Apka Pakka Ladka Hi Hoga. Mam- Tumhe Kese Pata? Pappu- Aap Ki Fati Hui Salwar Se Muje Us Ki Moonche Nazar Aa Rhi Hain.

Teacher To Student- Tum Itni Galiyan Kyun Dete Ho? Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Nahi Milta. Student- Sir, Gali Dene Se Encouragement Milti Hai. Teacher- Ganta Mera.

Tumhara Farz Hai Dalna, Tumhra Haq Hai Dalna, Acha Lage To Dalo, Bharosa Ho To Dalo, Jaha Marzi Dalo, Jisko Marzi Dalo, Orat Ko Dalo - Ya Mard Ko Dalo ... Vote

Teena- What Do You Think About Husbands? Meena- They Are Like Owls. Teena- Why? Meena- They Can See The Good Things In A Wife Only At Night.

Naukrani- Malkin Ji Main Pregnent Hoon. Malkin- Mubarak Ho, Klawati. Naukrani- Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Ni Hua.

Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Me Liya Hai? Wo Mota Sa, As Pas Bal, Naram-Naram, Upar Se Cover .. Never? Jooth Bolte Ho, Kabhi Bhutta Nahi Khaya Kya?

Suhagrat K Bad Pati Patni Se Puchta Hai- Tuje Raat Ko Zyada Drd Ya Takleef To Nhi Hui. Patni- Nhi, Bohat Maza Aya, Drd To Tab Hota Tha Jab Main School Mein Thi