Achieving Your Target In Studies Is Just Like Being Pregnant. Everyone Congratulates You On The Outcome, But No One Knows How Many Times You Got Fu-Ked.
SMS, One Liner Jokes Collection - 1428 Jokes
Achieving Your Target
152 Characters - Posted on 28 Mar 2012 Views: 8,803
Bhagwaan Ke Naam Par Roti Milegi?
159 Characters - Posted on 28 Mar 2012 Views: 20,113
Bhikari- Babuji, Bhagwan K Nam Par Roti Milegi? Babuji- Akela Hu Ghar Pe Koi Aurat Nhi H. Bhikari- Babuji, Taqleef Pet Me H Lund Me Nhi, Roti Maangi Choot Nhi.
Films Ke Naam Ka Chakkar
155 Characters - Posted on 27 Mar 2012 Views: 24,277
Santa- Deepa Mehta Ne 1 Film Lesbeens Par Banayi Naam Rkha Fire Ab Wo Gay K Upar Film Bana Rhi H Socho Uska Nam Kya Hoga? Banta- Pata Nhi. Santa- Backfire.
Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
137 Characters - Posted on 27 Mar 2012 Views: 75,356
Pappu- Mam Is Baar Apka Pakka Ladka Hi Hoga. Mam- Tumhe Kese Pata? Pappu- Aap Ki Fati Hui Salwar Se Muje Us Ki Moonche Nazar Aa Rhi Hain.
Gali Dene Se Kya Milta Hai?
159 Characters - Posted on 26 Mar 2012 Views: 21,355
Teacher To Student- Tum Itni Galiyan Kyun Dete Ho? Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Nahi Milta. Student- Sir, Gali Dene Se Encouragement Milti Hai. Teacher- Ganta Mera.
Dalna Hai To Dalo Nahi To Rahne Do
159 Characters - Posted on 26 Mar 2012 Views: 28,008
Tumhara Farz Hai Dalna, Tumhra Haq Hai Dalna, Acha Lage To Dalo, Bharosa Ho To Dalo, Jaha Marzi Dalo, Jisko Marzi Dalo, Orat Ko Dalo - Ya Mard Ko Dalo ... Vote
Husbands Are Like Owls
140 Characters - Posted on 25 Mar 2012 Views: 14,034
Teena- What Do You Think About Husbands? Meena- They Are Like Owls. Teena- Why? Meena- They Can See The Good Things In A Wife Only At Night.
Bachte Bachte Bachha Ho Hi Gaya
139 Characters - Posted on 25 Mar 2012 Views: 22,547
Naukrani- Malkin Ji Main Pregnent Hoon. Malkin- Mubarak Ho, Klawati. Naukrani- Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Ni Hua.
Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?
138 Characters - Posted on 24 Mar 2012 Views: 24,813
Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Me Liya Hai? Wo Mota Sa, As Pas Bal, Naram-Naram, Upar Se Cover .. Never? Jooth Bolte Ho, Kabhi Bhutta Nahi Khaya Kya?
Janu Koi Takleef To Nahi Hui Na?
159 Characters - Posted on 24 Mar 2012 Views: 38,774
Suhagrat K Bad Pati Patni Se Puchta Hai- Tuje Raat Ko Zyada Drd Ya Takleef To Nhi Hui. Patni- Nhi, Bohat Maza Aya, Drd To Tab Hota Tha Jab Main School Mein Thi
