Chalak Ladki Ka Rape Se Bachne Ka Tarika

Ladki Apne Saheli Se Boli: “Agar Main Chalak Na Hoti To Ab Tak Mera 50-60 Bar Rape Ho Chuka Hota

Friend: “Acha, Kese Bachti Ho Mujhe Bhi Batao

Ladki: “Main Har Baar Chudne Ko Khud Hi Tyaar Ho Jati Hun

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Ladki: Mene Ab Tak 50-60 Bar Khud Ko Rape Se Bachaya Hai. Saheli: Achha Kaisi? Ladki: Main Chudne Ko Khud Hi Tyar Ho Jati Hun.

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  96 Comments

  1. Praveen says:

    Palak apki ye khule ada ham ko pareshan kar rahi rato ki need chori kar rahi ho. If you want a real sperm ful friend then contect me at comment and so other great things for you on my P.C.

  2. Arya says:

    पलक को गधे के लंङ से चोदो फिर देखो कैसे तैयार होती है

    पलक तू मना नही कर पायेगी क्योकि उसका लंड तेरे गले तक आयेगा

  3. Arya says:

    राना भाई पलक बहुत चालाक लडकी है उसको उलटा करने से उसकी चूत मे से एक भी लंड नही गिरेगा क्योकि उसने सभी लंड अपनी चूत की मोटाई से दुगने मोटे लंड लिए है

  4. ravi says:

    chale ja rahe the hum sadak pe is guman me

    ki aaj pass ho hi jayenge unse takra jaane k imthian me

    wo aaye , apni cuchia laga k chale gaye, aur hume pata bhi na chala

  5. SHAHID143 says:

    rana tujhe ulta karke latkaya to teri gand main se kam se kam 11 condam niklenge Qki jab jab main ne teri gand mari tab tab main ne condam andar chhod diya..hahahaooooohahaha

  6. Soubhagya says:

    Sahi baat bole hain Admin Sir hum sab jokes padhke jokes ke baare mein comments dena chahiye.Wo bhi sirf achhe.Pasand naa aye toh ye sochiye ki kisi aur ko pasand aya hoga.Plz doston Kisika insult mat kariye.Thank u friends

    1. admin says:

      Guys, I request ki tum log please jokes ke bare mein hi comment karo. kisi ladki ke bare mein aage se please koi comments na karna
      Sonal is right sirf jokes hi pado yar tum aur agar baatein hi karni hai to koi achi bat kar liya karo
      aage se main koi b comment Gali wala ya kisi ladki ki insult wala approve nahi karunga, Its final
      And Sonal Sorry Dear site ke uper tumhare sath esa hua

  7. ravi says:

    admin ye ladkia jo english me is type ke comments likhti he ye badi….hoti he inko jab dhang se….kar do he he he … to yeh thik he wese aisa react to kisi ladki ne nhi kia wo sab bhi to ladko ke comments enjoy karti he

    fir ye ek machli kyo sara talab ganda kar rhi he he he

    dekho boss apan to sudhar jaynga pan ye ladka log to bagawt kar denga bedu..

    1. admin says:

      Hmmm, chalo koi baat nahi yaar hume apni fikar honi chahiye dusro ka kya
      But in short, roj ke ye gande comments padd ke main bhi tang aa gaya hun, now ab to ye sab over hona chahiye

  8. nilabh says:

    Admin bhai ye site hi hai gand bur marne aur marwane ki . Tere ko yaad hoga tune Sachin Tendulkar ke bare mei kitna ganda likha tha, kya tb tujhe bura laga nhi na, to kiya ye sonal sachin se badi hai? Kya sachin ki koi izzat nhi hai? Kya sachin ki koi privacy nhi hai? Jab sachin ke bare mein likha gaya to sonal ke bare mein kyon nhi likha jaye kiya itraz hai is mein, agar itraz hai to sachin ke bare mein jo likha gaya hai use v hata do. Kyon ki agar sonal ki izzat hai to sachin ki v izzat hai r agar tere ko sonal se hamdardi hai to mujhe v r unke arbon fans ko v sachin se hamdardi hai.

    1. admin says:

      Nilabh Bhai, Sachin ki humne gand marne ki baat nahi ki thhi, aur rhi baat sonal ki to meri koi sagi nahi hai vo, maine ye bat har ladki ke bare mein kahi hai.
      Aj tumhare kahne se Sachin hatau, kal gandhi, fer manmohan, fir bush, fir pamela, fir Musharaf fir salman khan, Mere ko to bas fir yehi kam karna padega.
      Jo sachin wala joke hai usmein kisi na kisi indian cricketer ka jikar karna jaruri thha nahi to joke hi nahi banta,
      And remember wo ek joke thha ya ladkiyo ki live beizzti ho rahi hai

  9. Rana says:

    I think most of people like gande comment equally to gande jokes there may be some contradiction but we should not take it so seriously.if someone have some problem regarding gande comments he or she should nt go through comments reading only joke.why they go through comments bcoz they have curiosity abt comments

  10. sonal says:

    thanks admin

    and ravi Agar tumhe english nhi aati to mai kya karu aur agar koi english me likhta hai to iska matlab ye nhi ki wo ladki aisi hai ok tum apne upar hi dhyaan do mere upar dhyaan dene ki koi jrurat nhi hai

  11. priyanka says:

    wah kya speech diya hai logo ne…..areee in ladkiyo apni izzat itni pyari hai to ye sab is site pe aati hi kyu hai….jab itni hi sharif hai to joks ke liye auor bhi kai site hai ..vaha jaake bhakti ke joks read karo ….understand….yaha chut lund ke joks padti hai and sharif banne ka noutanki karti hai….gls pls don't overact

  12. kasim khan says:

    palak ji apka koi boyfrnd he if no so mujhse dosti karogi.sari ladkiyo k liye bas itna kahunga haya sharm women ka gehna hota he .plz apne name ko spoil mat kijiye enjoy k to life main aur b bahut se tarike hain

  13. Soubhagya says:

    Gud Morning Rishi bhai . 15 din hogaye Duty se fursat hi nahi hai. aur aise bhi main sirf tension se mukti ke liye ye jokes padhta hoon.Kyun karun dusron ki chinta .

  14. Rishi says:

    Suno galz priyanka ki baat suno . Don't overact . Aisa tho nai ki kisi ladke ne chodne ka comment kiya aur vo ladki pregnent ho gyi ho . Aur usne comment kiya hai tho tum b kr sakte ho . yhan sb he maje lete hai so be cool . N enjoy it

  15. ravi says:

    rishi sahi bola tu kounsa site pe chudai ho gai or kaunsi ladki pregnant ho gai
    priyanka tumne bhi thik kha. ye notanki hi to he

    aur ab tum sunlo Sonal madam english ki baat to mere se karna mata gulami wali bhasha agr mujhe bolni aati bhi ya aati he phir bhi me nahi bolna pasand karta. Aur kyon mujhse film ke hero ki tarha english bulwa k sharminda hona chaati ho "no english speaking is my destiny and I cant avoid it."

    admin bhai yaar kesi site pe phanswa dia he he he he ye 'S' naam ki londio se wese mera 36 ka ankra he .
    lekin me chata hu ki mera ye "bhram"(veham) tumhari site pe hi tute

  16. Aman says:

    Sonak Chalak nahi hai Randi hai wo…..aur admin bhai aap kyu jyada sympthy rakhte ho sonal ke liye..priyanka ne jo kaha wo in sabhi londiyo ko dhyan se padhna chahiye..

  17. Rishi says:

    Ya m in 12th . Bt i like elder's company . Rana ji fr kind fr ur information adulthood vant the age of 18 . N i already reached up there . So please dont go to ma kidish side . Beware .

  18. nilabh says:

    Risi, ravi, priyanka thnx for taking my side. Priyanka tune sahi bola ki agar bhajan karni hai to r v bahut side hai. Mai phir bol raha hun agar sachin Tendulkar ki izzat luti gayi hai to sonal kya cheez hai.

  19. nilabh says:

    Admin tujhe v pata hoga ye ladki log kitni sarif hai. Tu jis tarah sonal ka side le rahe ho kash tu sachin ke bare mein v aisa soch rakhta to tujhe v BHARAT RATNA dilwane ki kosis karta gud joke banane ke liye r logo ko enjoy karane ke liye at least apne level par lakin tujhe sachin se problem nhi hai lakin sonal ko laker hai. Mujhe teri ye soch achhi nhi lagi. Besak tu insaan achhe ho par is matter mein teri soch galat hai. Agar sachin, salman, manmohan mallika ko gali to sonal, meenu rinu nilabh saurav ko v gali. R nhi to kisi ko nhi.

    1. admin says:

      Nilabh bhai you are right my dear,
      par tumne jokes ko pado unmein kisi ko gali nahi di hai yaaar, mera har joke celebrity ke uper jo hai check karo.
      Bhai log jab mujhe send karte hai to unmein galiya likhi hoti hai badi ghatiya juban hoti aur main usko change kar ke jitna kam ganda kar sakta hun karta hun, believe me
      Main indian hun aur mujhe india pasand hai, par main kabhi koi bat dil pe nahi leta
      Agar main ek article likhu aur usmein ye sab liku to mujhe fansi lagva dena
      But these are jokes and samjho bhai ki jokes ko dil pe jokes ki tarha hi lena chahiye

    2. admin says:

      Shayad main galat bhi hun is baat mein par itna jyada bhi galat na hoga
      aur sach batau ek bat, maine sonal ki side nahi li, maine sonal ka bahana bana ke logo ka gand likhna khatam kiya hai
      Tum khud dekh lo kal se koi bhi ganda comment nahi aya site pe jismein kisi ki beizzti hui ho

  20. Rishi says:

    Admin yar ab band kro iss sonal ka chapter . Nai tho iss pr aur zyada gande comments lgenge . Galti sirf sonal ki hai . Sonal apne ap pr hasna sikh jao . Apko acha lgega . Now close it .

    1. admin says:

      Hi Rishi, Yaar main khud close karna chahta hun is topic ko
      Tum log samjho ki jitna time mera yahan waste hota hai main kuch naye jokes dhund sakta hun

  21. Rana says:

    Sonal tum aman ko muh band karne ke liye bol rahi ho par uska muh to pehle se hi band hai.wo comment likh raha hai na ki bol raha hai.

  22. ravi says:

    admin kyo stories ki voting kara re ho itni badia stories chal ri he yahan…

    ek idea do admin sab ladko aur ladkio ko dress code de do jese nilbh ko neela under wear ,kasim ko kala under wear,rishi ko red etc.

    ladkio ko yes priyanka ko red bra , tami ko red bra ,deepti ko red bra ,rukshana jaan ko red bra ,yukti darling ko red bra , these all are good gals in sabko laal de do

    aur ye jo gandi type ki ladkia he inhe kali bra

    he.. he.. he.. aur yeh sab apne naam comments me code laga k likhenge eg. nilabh neela dont mint frnnds kidding

  23. Rishi says:

    Yar i like green underwear more den d red . Aur yhan koi skol student b hai kya . Mujhe lagta hai sb he job wale hai .

  24. priyanka says:

    rishi didi i'm school student…..but sorry i can't tell my school name here…..becouse….you know …agar koi meri collage ka student yaha is site pe joks padega and mera comment dekhega to ye mere liye accha nahi hoga

    1. admin says:

      Priyanka ji, its gud ki aap apne aap ko hidden rakh ke hi comment karo. Hum ladke log yehi sohenge ki tum galat kam krne ko is site pe aayi ho. Naki jokes padne so all girls enjoy but pls keep ur ids hidden

  25. ravi says:

    rishi green pasand he to soch kya re ho dost pehnlo yaar

    now ur not rishi balki 'rishi green' ya 'rishi hara'jo tumhe pasand ho

    admin bhai dont mind. kahin tumhare kaam me, main apni 'wo' to nhi ada rha hu …kya kehte he taang.

    yaar ek ravi aur he comments kar raha he agr wo ye comment pad le to kuch naam me change kar le agr mind na kare to. nahi to challlan de gaddi nu awey hi

    admin ye mat samjhna ke koi ganda comment ni aa rha to sab thik he dont worry boss tumhari site ko bigadne nhi denge.

  26. nilabh says:

    Admin mai janta tha tu samajhdar hai. Now close dis chapter. N let's enjoy in every aspect after all it's adult site. Keep rocking admin bhai .

  27. priyanka says:

    sorry risi ji muje se galti ho gayi…and koi galti karta to jaruri nahi hai ki aap bhi jaanbujh kar galti kare…jaldi jaldi me muje laga ki nishi likha hai….mai ye site kholte time badi jaldi me hoti hu…isliye mujse badi pelling mistake ho jaati hai….ek baar fir sorry

  28. ranjha says:

    ladna mana hai…….. just enjoy the jokes
    main to bhagwan se yahi dua karoonga k har ladki is joke wali ladki jaisi hi chalak ho….. lolz

  29. Pratap Singh says:

    Yaar Priyanka Jaldi Me Bhi Chud Leti Hai Me To Samjha Tha Ki Iski Pyas Iski Chut Se Bhi Badi Hogi Magar Koi Baat Nahi Pyas Na Sahi Chut To Badi Hai

  30. Akshay says:

    admin ji ki shadi ki baat chalegi to ladki wale puchenge "beta kaam kya karte ho" to socho jawab kya hoga…