Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai, Lafda Nahi Karne Ka
Ek Area Mein Bhai Rehta Hai, Chaman Bhai
Uskey Area Mein Jo Bhi Koi Lafda Hota Hai To Police Se Pehle Chaman Bhai Ki Adalat Mein Jaata Hai
Ek Baar Chaman Bhai Ke Area Mein Rape Ho Jata Hai
Aur Jisney Game Bajayi Hoti Hai Ukso Pakad Ke Chaman Bhai Ke Paas Leke Jatey Hain
Chaman: Kya Re ? Tere Ko Maloom Nahi Yeh Apun Ka Area Hai?
Mujrim: Haan Maloom Hai Na Bhai.Chaman: Phir Kaisey Himmat Ki Rape Karne Ki Apun Ke Area Mein?
Mujrim: Ab Kya Boloon Bhai, Kismat Kharab Thi.Chaman: Chal Mere Ko Sub Kuch Sach Sach Bata Kya Aur Kaisey Hua?
Mujrim: Abhi Kya Na… Idhar Naake Pe Apun Paan Khaney Ke Liye Aaya…
Chaman: Phir ?
Murjim: Apun Khade Hokey Paan Kharela Tha… Aur Utney Mein Samney Wali Building Pe Apun Ki Nazar Gayi…Chaman: Aage Bol
Mujrim: Udhar Teesrey Maaley Pe Ek Chikni Khadi Hui ThiChaman: Phir Kya Hua ?
Mujrim: Apun Ko Aisa Laga Ke Usney Ishaara Kiya Aaney Ke Liye..Chaman: Phir Tuney Kya Kiya ?
Mujrim: Apun Socha Ke Kuch Kaam Hoyenga Usko…. To Apun Builidng Ke Neeche GayaChaman: Phir ?
Mujrim: Usney Isharey Se Apun Ko Upar Bulaaya… Apun Seedi Chadte Yehich Sochrela Tha Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: Chal Fatafat Aagey Bol
Mujrim: Apun Ne Usko Jaakey Bola…. Kya Kaam Hai.. Kaiko Ishara Kiya Apun Ko?Chaman: Phir ?
Mujrim: Phir Kya Bhai, Apun Ko Usney Ghar Ke Andar Kheech LiyaChaman: (Excited) Phir ?
Mujrim: Apun Ghar Me To Chala Gaya Lekin Soch Raha Tha Ki Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: Aagey Bol
Mujrim: Usney Apun Ka Haath Pakad LiyaChaman: Accha… Phir?
Mujrim: Sachchi Bolta Hai Bhai Haath Pakadtey Hi Apun Phir Socha Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: Phir Kya Hua ?
Mujrim: Phir Kya Tha… Usney Bola Chikney Meri Pyaas Bujha DeChaman: Phir Tu Kya Bola (Getting Excited) ?
Mujrim: Apun Kya Bolta, Usne A! Pna Duppata Neechey Gira DiyaChaman: To Phir Kya Hua ?
Mujrim: Apun Ke Dimag Ki Dahi Ho Gaya, Kya Mommey (Boobs) They Saali Ke…Lekin Bhai Phir Bhi Apun Socha Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: Phir Tuney Kya Kiya ?
Mujrim: Apun Bola Ek-Do Kiss Karega Aur Chala Jayega….. Zyada Boli To Body Kaam Karenga Lekin Engine Nahi Kholney Ka…. Aakhir, Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: Toh Phir ?
Mujrim: Usney Apun Ko Kheech Liya…. Sacchi Bolta Hai Bhai Aisi Katil Jawaani Apun Akkhi Life Me Nahi Dekha.Chaman: Haan, Woh To Hai…. Tu Aage Bol (Starts To Heat Up)
Mujrim: Phir Kya Tha…. Apun Ne Kiss Kiya, Mommey (Boobs) Bhi Dabaya…. Lekin Imaan Se Bolta Hai, Soch Raha Tha Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: Aagey Bol ?
Mujrim: Phir Usney Apni Kameez Utar DiChaman: Phir ?
Mujrim: Phir Salwar, Lekin Apun Ke Dil Me Ekich Khayal Aa Raha Tha Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: Aagey Aagey ?
Mujrim: Phir Blouse Aur Chaddi Saali Ne Sab Utar DiChaman: Sahi Mein?
Mujrim: Phir Meri Pant Keech LiChaman: Accha ?
Mujrim: Meri Underwear Mein Haath Dal DiyaChaman: Oh !!
Mujrim: Chaddi Utar Di Meri, Lekin Apun Phir Bhi Socha Chaman Bhai K! A Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: (Getting Frustrated)..
Mujrim: Phir Woh Haath Phiraaney LagiChaman: (Half Boiling)
Mujrim: Phir Mooh Ghumaaney Lagi….. Phir Bhi Apun Yehi Soch Raha Tha Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: (About To Blast) Aagey… Aagey Bol Saley….
Mujrim: Chumney Chatney Lagi Bhaaaaiiii…..Lekin Bhai Kasam Se……Main Yehi Soch Raha Tha Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai….. Lafda Nahi Karne KaChaman: Abey Teri To…. Chaman Bhai Gaya Maa Chudane….. Tu Aage Bol !
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nice yaar ……………………….sabhi logo ko dewali mubarak ho …………happy DEWALI
admin bhai ye kameez ke niche blouse kon pahenta hai… Galti pakad lee..
Abe vicky hehehe par sachi ye joke itna bada thha ki mene isko aisi hi paste kar diya uper uper se pada n post heheh
wow admin.,,
really a gr888 joke………mazzaa aa gyaa………
Really nice joke
hey aaliya dear kabhi online milo chat pe thik se baat karte hai (If you Like)……
Bye sweetheart see you around
Bidu yeh joke rajni ka hai jhhakass he bidu..appun ko lagta hai chaman bhai ka ilaka bada dhansu hai sala koi karo aur kahani bako…koi lafta nahi mangta..chaman bhai ka ilaka hai…ekdum tapori style joke hai..amchee mumbai…bole toh mumbai ka taste dila diya bidu…khopadi bole to mast use hoalla hai…jhhakas joke.
Dhiraj Tujhe kese pata ye joke Rajni ka hai
thik thak tha lamba hone ki bajah se bor ho gya
bahut achha tha …. bas thoda lamba tha
Pia hehehe suna hai ki Lamba ho to jyada bhadiya rahta hai…. Right Na???
lambe me maza h na baby
abe yaar lamba kya lund se bhi lamba tha…………………..
Good one ………. old is gold .Admin ji
mere poems post karo woh ziyada mazedar hein
chalo e-mail nahein tu naam poora de do as author
Yup i will think about it Jani. and rememebr ur name is Diljani.. So i m not gonna put the number after it.. Sorry agar tumhe bura lag raha hai to but Rule is rule and i cant break it. ab tak mene kisi ka naam nahi dala fir bhi vo kar raha hun
nice joke. Chaman bhai ki to wat lag gaya hoga.
Ppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
COME SOON. MISSING U BADLY.
@Admin,ek cmnt mein rajini ne hi tumse ye joke post karne ko kaha tha.."chaman bhai n rape case".
Gud Dhiraj Yadasht Tej Hai Bachhe… Hum dua karte hai ki jaldi hi tumhe koi acha sa bhadiya sa Naujvan Ladka mile jesa tum chahte ho.. From my heart
Mera joke post karne ke liye thanks Admin bhaia.
Rajini Behan Thanks for sending the joke
Thanks admin & rajni for made me laugh. After long time i read a realy funny joke. Awsome yar keep it rajni dear.!
too good love it keep writing
hehehehehehehe….nice bidu …bole to mumbai ki asli style….
Hi, admin mast joke ha yar me yanha bahut dino se joke padh raha hu magar comnt. Aaj pahli bar kiya ha par admin thanks yar apne hamare injoy k liye ye site banai. Or ha ak bat puchni thi ki apne story wali site lanch kar di kya .
Dariyadil, Thanks for liking our site dear. and due to some problems i cant launched the stories site. Par meri puri koshish hai ki jaldi hi launch kar du
yaar joke to dhasu tha maza aa gaya yaar
iss site pe kon kon married hai?
kya iss site pe sab ke real name hai?
@divya,at least mera to yahi naam hai..
@divya Mera Naam To Real Me Anuj Hai… Kya Tumhara Sach Me Naam Divya Hai
ha such mai mera naam DIVYA hai maine real naam se id banai hai iss liye pucha ager aapko bura laga to srry
nhi yaar hmko Bura kyo lagega
kyo realitiy se dar lagta hai bole to
such janane ka gand me kida he kya
Divya mai to Unmarried hu aur mera name bhi madhab hi hai ok.
Divya mai to Unmarried hu aur mai bihar darbhanga ka rahne wala hu mera name bhi madhab hi hai ok.
hi divya
hi VIKAS kaise ho bade din baad yaad kiya.
@admin,..very-100 thanks 2 u frm my core of d heart….ap hi ab tak ho jo meri feeling ko samajh sake…coz u r our admin…hehe…baki log bhi samjhte honge i think so..;)..thank u very much admin…i wish apko bhi koi waise ladki mile jaisa apne socha tha..;).
Dhiraj Actually main baat ye hai ki.. sochte shayad sabhi hai par kahta kyu nahi.. kyunki unko darr lagta hai agar vo ye baat kahenge to aur log unko kya kahenge..
Mene tumhari feelings dekhi aur ye paya ki tum b ek ashiq ho sache ashiq. fark itna hai ki Partner tum apni marji ka chahte ho.
To kya ho gaya.. sala konsa galat kam kar diya… log to qatal karte hai rape karte hai.. kam se kam unse to ache hi ho
@Pia tu naraz hai kya Hamse…..jo jaane ki baate karne lagi hai…
Hi, divya mera nam asli rahul ha. Me jaipur ka rahne wala hu kya aap meri fono friend banegi. Admin bhaiya mera cmnt . Jarur disply kar dena yar becoz i am alon meri koi g.f. Nahi ha.
Dariyadil uff Rahul kyu nhi but mai aapko aapni parsonal e-mail id de sakti hu par number nhi sorry plzz.
waise aapka naam Rahul hi achha tha aapne ya Dariyadil naam kyu likha
mare real name DIVYA TIWARI hai or mai Delhi se hu
Divya Ji Hume b do na ID hehehe
divya bachha m unmarried baba hu ..aa jao meri kuttiya m ….. m partiksha karunga …….
Hi divya ji
HI PUNIT MUMBAI JI KAISE HO DIWALI KAISI RHI AAPKI
wow yh huee naa baath
kya hai yeh
well the joke was awesome…hey i am new on dis site nd really enjoying after joining it..great going..
Wel come sassha
nice to meet,friends
Aaliya cho…aap ki umr kam hai ya zyada mujhe pata nahi lekin itni baat zarur kahu ga aap zaheen ho,
aur baaki sab friends se ye kahuga ke ek dusre ko bura na samjhe ye 21 century hai hume waqt ne aisa karne par majbur kardiya hai haa aur agar 17century k logo ko bhi net,aur website miljaati to wo bhi aise hi Comments Karte
yaha par comments ke DAIRING is liye hoti hai q ki sab ek dusre se unknown hai meri guaranty hai agr face to face mil jaye to sab sharafat se hi behave karenge jaise dusre dost karte hai
yaha comment likhte waqt dil mei ye khyal hota h k koi dekh nahi raha isliye nisankoch likh dete hai/… baki dil aur jism ka koi bura nahi
thanksssss dear admin/….
Welcome Danish…. Mujhe bada cha lagta hai jab koi user apna time nikal ke dusro ko samjhata hai… Now really ye website ek website nahi familly jyada lagti hai
Sare users ko dekh ke aisa lagta hai jaisi bade dino se jaankar hai ye.. Na milke bhi es lagta hai bade time ke friends hai
Thanks friends for making this site so beautiful
DANISH..,,,
tumhara likha hua toh bilkul sahi hai.,,par tumne mujhe zaheen kyun kaha..??? i mean..,,iska matlab kya hota hai….????
@Aaliya,sweety kya baat hai Tum to is
site pe chha gayi..??
waise Zaheen ka matlab hota hai..intelligent.
kya Meri CHOCO intelligent hai..??
kahaan yaar.,,mai is site pe nhi chhayi hu yaar….aisa mat bolo…..aur i dnt knw ki zaheen mtlb intellegent hota hai…!!!!!!
par aggr aisa hai toh main yeh maanti hu ki mere cmmnts bilkul bado jaise hote hain.,,par such toh yeh hai ki aadhe se jaida joke mujhe is site k samjh nhi aate….phir bhi role maarne k liye likh deti hu "GOOD JOKE"
Haan.,,par padhai k maamle mei I agree.,,dat i'm good studnt………!!!!
Aaliya bachha jo joke na samajh aaye mere se puch liya karo hehe
@Aaliya,jyada bundle mat maar…
Role Maarne ke liye..??
Achha check karte hai ki you are a good student or not..???
Ek Question bana;-
The value of p for which the chord XcosB+XsinB=p
of the circle X^2+Y^2=4 subtend Right angle at its diameter.
waise ye admin bhai ka area hai………bindas laphda karne ka
rply admin
Bhai Maine kabhi roka nahi hai jo marji karo par pls kisi users ko gali ya ganda comment na do… Baki chahae tum gaa*nd Marwa lo hehehe No Prob
@Admin,agar log pyaar k naam se darne lag jaye to bahut buri baat hogi…pyar kia to darna kya chori toh nahi ki…actually max. logo ko luv ki samajh he nahi hai…hamari toh chhodo india mein kai jagah to intercaste marriage bhi jurm samjha jata hai….but main thing is understanding somebody…caste marraige is not gaurentee of peaceful n loveable life…agar hum in luv k kanto ki sunte rahein to 1000 birth bhi lele toh bhi pyar vyar kucch nahi kar payenge.
MAINE REAL NAAM ISSLIYE PUCHA QKI MUJHE ADMIN SIR KA NAAM REAL NHI LAGTA
Nice Joke Yaar….Hi divya…how are you darling..? I wud like to chat with you..can we..??
Chaman ki maa ka bhosada ab to mera bhi man lafda karne ka ho raha hai…
admin – it is too good, it too long but fabulous
kasssam se admin bhaii kaa area hai lafda nahi karnaaa kaaa
Admin Saheb aap ne mera al ka comment hi ghaieb kar diya uss mein nah koibehooda baat thi nah hi gali galoch ,mujhe tu aap bhi Chaman Bhai dikhte ho
Dil Jani
hi admin bhai rajni ki joke mujhe achi lagi magar yukti ko samjao ki kiya hai yhe lagta hai ki bo nahi samji hai
@diya,dear Admin ka real name Sameer hai.
Piyus heheh thanks for Introducing me to Divya
@ Chocho,
Aaliya u didn't answer to d question asked by Piyush.
@Priyanka,yaar to tumhi bata do…
chalo kam se kam tumne mera comment to
padha.
mast hai
lamba joke hai
maine start and last hi pada
chaman bhai gya ma chudane ….
hahahahahahah
hiiiii
kya mast joke h yar……..haste haste peit me dard ho gya