Cheez Ek Naam Anek, Kya Chakkar Hai Yar
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Pappu Gaon Ke Primary School Me Padhta Tha.
Ek Din Wahaan Par (Deupty) Auditor Aaya Aur Usne Sabhi Bachcho Ka Test Lene Ke Liye Ek Sawaal Puchha.
Deputy: “Bachchho Koi Aisi Cheez Batao Jiske Anek Naam Ho?”
Pappu Ne Turant Apna Haath Khadaa Kar Diya.
School Ke Head Master Ne Apna Maatha Peet Liya, Kyunki Wo Jaantaa Tha Ki Ye Pappu Haraami Hai Iskaa Jawaab Bhi Haraami Hi Hoga
Pappu: “Uskaa Naam Hai Baal (Hair)”
Deputy Hairani Se: “Beta Wo Kaisi, Iske Anek Naam Kahaan Hote Hain?”
Pappu: “Sir Main Samjhata Hun”
Sar Pe Hote Hain To Unhe “Julfain” Kahte Hain,
Aankho Ke Ke Upar Hoote Hain To Unhe “Bhon” Kahte Hain,
Chhatee Pe Hote Hain To Unhe “Royen” Kahte Hain,
Aur Lund Aur Chut Ke Aas Paas Hote Hain To Unhe “Jhaant” Kahte Hain.
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Papu ke land me vi baal hi,..papu bada ho gaya hi…school ke baccho ko wo ab mu¥¿ Marna sekhyega. Mast….
Haan be sabse pahle pappu ne tujhe hi to muth marna sikhaya tha,,he he
jyada muth mt mara kr,
he he
Be life me kavi muth mari hi…,apan haath jay jagarnath (chut mare chutiya rep kare sytan sabse badhiyn muth maro khush rahe vagwan) "JANHIT ME JARI "
Ab to mastar sahab ki nokri gai …
Oye rosy bahut dekh liya tera drama ek ulta hath jo pada na to akal thikane me aa jayegi, r u deaf? Itna pukar rha hu teri veje me baat nhi ghusti kya… M i a stupid? jo kitni der se tumhe bula rha hu, arey baba jb mujhe tumse baat nhi krni thi to Adust k hatho msg chor diya if u dnt wnt 2 talk me then u cn reply, rosy bankar na sahi to daisy bnkar dedo bt km se km ek reply to karo
Pappu bhi mast hai apni masti mai
Abe pappu hahahah
pappu ji aap maha gyani ho ,
Pappu hi hai asli student..
****PANCHHY -ka- KIDNAP*****
RAVAN ki aadat thi akry akry,
kl ousne 1 PANCHHY pakry,
nanhy munni ,pyari pyari,
ouski ankhen thi BATAN jaisi nyari,
ravan ne ouse apne bedroom k BED pr baithaya,ouse 1 sunhare pinjre me,
PRINCE aaya,SALLU aaya,aur aaya JAY,
ouse dekhne sabhi aaye bari bari,
thi oudas pinjre m PANCHHY,
DANA na khati thi,
CHONCH marti oupr Niche ,
aur mn me RAVAN ko gali deti thi,
jb SAMIR ko dekhne ka bari aaya,
ousne apni KUCHI MUCHY YAAR ko
,ravan k bedroom me paya,
ousne ravan ko dhamkaya aur mar bhagaya,,
aur bade pyar se pinjre ka duar khol ke PANCHHY ko bahar laya,,
phir
PANCHHY muskrayi,,,,
SAMIR ko 1 shararat yad aayi,,
he he,
panchhy, 1 KISS de na
der mt ab jaldi kiss kr,,,,,,,,
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Aur piche se asli sameer aya aur usne nakli samor ko maara aur panchi ko khud kis karke ke ye gya vo gya
jab asli sameer ye gaya wo gaya ho gaya to..panchhi fir akeli ho gayi.. wo rone lagi.. main aaya aur use chup karaya..daana daala..paani pilaaya.. lekin puppy fir bhi na mili..
hehehe kou na mili ye to pata chale… vese panchii bina dubara Brush kiye kise ko chonch ke pass fatkane nahi deti..
kya raavan panchi lagaya hua hai dimag khraab kr diya Mera
@jay kanhi tum jak to nahi?????????
Panchi .panchi. Panchi panchi. Panchi. Panchii. <@(¤)8-
admin ge ap panchi ka bahut khyel rakhte ho….
Par my jaal lekar aaunga dana-pani dalunga jaal be6a unga or pakad kar lejaunga ap savhi se panchi ko bahut dur lejakar rakh dunga jahan …..,se panchi par vi nahi maar sakti fir nonvej jokes ki duniya se panchi ka namonisan meta dunga—"SIKARI" HA"HA"HA"
Ashish panchhi ko pakadna mushkil h ni namumkin hai….ha ha ha
Kyunki panchhi ko bulao to khud hi chali aati hai. Hulane ki jarurat hi nhi
Ha par tmhari tarha bin bulaye mehmano k jese kahi v ni pahoch jati
Panchhi pakd me na aye to my uska incauntar kar dunga. Ha ha ha……
hahaha haahha pappu ka jawaab nhi,
uske paas gyaan ka bhandaar he,
uske paas har sawaal ka jawaab hota he,hahahaha
Hello mausam
Pappu well done keep it up !
aur gaand par ho to
Hi I am new here.I like this site
@ aapke kya kehne, ab dekhna aapko kitne user like krte hai !
@ mouka mila to system me ghus ke aapko nikaal le jayenge aur fir bs sirf pyar hee karenge !
Hi…Sweety, your name is sweety kya aap sweet ho. Mujhe sweet pasand hi mujhse dosti karogi…
Hi Ashish thanks ki apko mera naam acceha laga.mai es site par nayi hu.mujhe friendship karna acceha lagta hai.and mai sweet hu ke nahi ye mai khud kaise kah sakti hu par han ma koi frod nahi hu
Ab to purani ho gain sweetu
hi i m also a new here this side .
This is my segond day
Hi sweety ,
kya tu banegi ish SAMIR ki CUTY
,,,dekh yaar sweety ye panchhy bahut vao khati ,,,
ish liye mai tujhse kahta hoon
kya tu banegi ,mery CUTY SWEETY,FREND,,
ab tu jyada SARMA SARMA kr waqt barbad mt kr,
jaldi se mujhe reply kr,,
Hi admin ge my aap ki bahut izat karta hu par mera dil sweety par aya hi is sait par life me pahali ladki hi., jo meri (x) gf ke name se match karti hi…. Mujhe aap se koi gila sikwa nahi hi par aap to mere big bradar ho na. Indian sosaity me BB ko laine nahe marni chaheya bat aap meri madat karna chhate ho to is sweety ko pane me meri madat karo.is name se mera purana rista hi. [sweety agar aap frod ho to plz bata do….?
Bhai main go kabhi kisi ladki pe line nagi maarta. Hehehe
Kyunki jab ladki peeth dikhati hai to mere pass pen pencil nhi hoti line marne ke liye. Aur jab pen pencil hoti hai to ladki nahi hoti ;(
Main to aajkal panchiyo pe research kr rha hun.
hello dosto . I.m new to tis site . Koi welcome jaadu ki jappi doge? Is alone bande ko
@ bhai yaha ladkiyo bali naam leke aate to ab tk kitne lounde aapke upr hote !
@ ur welcm yaar, kaha se ho aap ?
hello dost aap mere 1st dost ho so thank you very much. Vaise aap bilkul sahi bole , par muje bas acha dost miljaye vohi kafi hey. I.m from manipal . I hope here all are from north . Wt abt u?
@ hey main indian hu !
nd mere punch line hai "DEVLOPING INDIA "
pappu pass ho gaya
jaiiiiiiii hoooooooooo
Chodan chodan sab kahe chod sake na koy ,
Jab chodan ki bari aayi to land khade na hoye