Chinese Vs Arab

Views: 25,922 - Posted on 27 May 2012

In A Plane Chinese And Arab Are Talking About Their Wives And Kids.

Chinese: “I’ve 10 Children, 1 More & I’ll Have My Own Football Team

Arab: “I’ve 17 Wives, 1 More & I’ll Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Holes

Kuch Ladkiya Apne Aap Ko Badi Tez Aur Chalaak Samjhti Hai - Par Aisi Ladkiyo Se Kaise Nipta Jaye Pade Is Joke Mein
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13 Responses to "Chinese Vs Arab"

  1. Jay ♥ says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……he he he he……

    • Jay ♥ says:

      Hey Dosto !!!!!!!!
      1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska name pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha hai

      6.1
      6.3
      6.2
      2.1

      Dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.
      Only for inteligent

  2. Jay ♥ says:

    Hey Khuda,
    Mohabbat Ki Azmaishein De-De Ke Thak Gaya hun,
    Kishmat Me Koi Aisa Bhi Likh De Jo Mout Tak Wafa Kare..!!

  3. Jay ♥ says:

    Dhiraj ki Bhootani ka Jay k Bhoot ko Khat…..

    Ae Mere Prano Se Priy Pran Nath,

    Tumhe Lag Jaaye Sitla Maiya Ka Shraap
    Mere Barah Bachon Ke Baap
    Tumhe Das Le Kaala Saap.

    Mujhe Chhod Kar Tum To Himalay Chale Gaye Ho
    Aur Purane Engine Se Barah Dibbe Jod Gaye Ho

    Pehla Kahta Hai Cricketer Banke Rahoonga
    Kam Se Kam Ek Match Fix Karke Haroonga

    Doosra Kahta Hai Pulice Wala Banoonga
    Har Din Rishwat Lekar Hath Kaala Karoonga

    Teesra Kahta Hai Raj Neeti Main Jaoonga
    Har Din Koi Ghapla Kar Desh Ka Paisa Khaoonga

    Choutha Kahta Hai Doctor Banke Dikhaoonga
    Har Mariz Ko Aakhri Manzil Taq Pahonchaoonga

    Paanchva Bola Main To Proffesor Banoonga
    Vidhyarthion Ke Sang Prem Path Padhoonga

    Chhatha Bola Hum To Pilot Hi Ho Ke Rahengey
    Manzil Pe Na Sahi Sab Ko Parlok Pahochaengey

    Satvan Kahta Hai Main Vakil Ban Na Chahoonga
    Bekasur Ho Andar Mujrim Ho Bahar Ye Chahoonga

    Aanthva Chahta Hai Ke Income Tax Main Jaoon
    Do Number Ka Paisa Dhondho Aur Khoob Kamaun

    Nauva Bola Apun To Gunda Banega
    Is Desh Main Khali Apun Ka Raaj Chalega

    Dasva Bola Mujhko To Circus Main Jana Hai
    Is Duniya Ke Jungle Se Aazad Ho Jana Hai

    Gyarahva Kaheta Hai Bhikhari Banoonga
    Dan Veero Ke Desh Main Asho Aaram Se Rahoonga

    Barhva Bol Utha Main To Bas Insaan Banoonga
    Tum Sab Kamana Main Khaa Pee Ke Mauj Karoonga

    Hey Pran Nath , Jaldi Vapas Aa Jao Varna
    Ye Namune Agar Kuchh Ban Jayengey
    Aisa Vaisa Kuchh Kar Dikhayengey

    Is Gaon Main Kya Hum Is Desh Me Na Ji Payenge
    Farishtey Bhi Humey Nafrat Se Nahin Uthayenge.

    Tumhari,
    Sirf Tumhari…..

    BHoOtAni

  4. deepak says:

    hehehehe…gud joke…

    Dhiraj ji, pichle joke k ap k cmnt ka rply kiya h…

    N Sorry frnds..business k chakkar me bahar k tour jyada ho rahe h..so..cmnts nh kr pa raha…but ab free ho gaya hu..to site pr rahunga…

  5. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Nice joke

  6. Niteshsomesay says:

    Admin yaar mil gaya kal ka nxt joke bt bhot mehnat krni pdi yaar…..
    Calendr se date wise gaya tb jaa ke mila..!
    Nd nice1 dude…! :}

  7. deleted says:

    Good joke admin……

  8. Love says:

    Adult Websites ki bewkufi dekho. log on karne se pahle puchhte hain. “Are you over 18″
    agr log on karne wale ki age kam bhi hogi to kya wo batayega…??????????

  9. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    admin bro prob hai..
    Aj ka ye joke 10.30am tk show nhi ho rha tha but uske bad hua hai..
    Jabki date 27may ki hai…
    Aur today 28 may hai..
    Plz cheak

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