Chodudaas Ke Sexy Dohe

Kal Chode So Aaz Chod, Aaz Chode So Ab,
Bibi To Chudti Rahegi, Padosin Chodego Kab.

Aisi Ladki Chodiyo, Land Ka Aapa Khoye,
Auron Se Chudi Na Ho, Bibi Wo Hi Hoye.

Bada Hua To Kya Hua, Tera Lund Hujur,
Hamne Bhi To Ladkiyon Se, Maze Liye Bharpur.

Karat Karat Chudai Se, Land Hot Balwan,
Chut Mein Awat Jaat Se, Land Ban Jawe Mahan.

Kunwari Kali Na Chodiye, Chud K Kare Ghamand,
Chudi-Chudai Chodiye Jo Lapak K Leve Land.

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    1. admin says:

      Nalayk Bhai credit ko usko jana chahiye jisne ye joke mujhe beja hai ya fir usko jisne ye rachna rachi…. main to sirf post karne wala hun bhai

    1. sunny says:

      tm ladkiyo ko jhatt kuch bhi pata nahi rahta…ye poem to kabirdas k sisya ne 700sal pahle likhi thi……chud ka main pujari chud hi bagwan h

  1. DHIRAJ says:

    Anuj primary school mein suna tha kya aur rosy ka bhi yahi haal hai..har bar yahi kahti hai old joke…kya yaar mere liye to har joke naya hai…chodudass lagta hai maths subject main bhi chodipan ka use karta hai.;/.ex:+L-C=+2B,-GL+GC=+2B-GL,+GL+GL=+2GL,+GC+GC=-0GC,+LGC+LGC=+2GLC.:D.

      1. sunny says:

        abe lowdu tu naya h djiraj to admin ki sabse pahli gay frd h n is site ki sabse pahle comm.krnewali maal samja anuj ab samj k hi comm kiya kr sab tere baap aur maa h yaha pr

    1. sunny says:

      kya aand type ka comment karti h…chota comment kiya ker chahe tu kisi ko ….. gali de raha h ….dhiraj tu kisi k naam se galiya diya kr a best comment hoga samji

  2. Geeta mumbai says:

    Hi everybody mera naam geeta hai. Mai mumbai mai rahti hu. I like this site. Hi deepak mumbai & punit mumbai

    1. Sanjay tsk says:

      Hi Geeta,kya baat hai kya aap kewal mumbai walo se hi dosti karna chahti ho kya? Hum bhi to hai line me.

  3. ahsaam says:

    jai ho baba chodudas..and jai admin bhai…aasha prakat kartaa hoon ke bhavishya mein bhi isi tarah ke chodo dohon ka aadan-pradaan karte rahenge .apne is tuch prani ka vishesh haasya wyongyon se abhi-wadan kijiye…saada aapka aabhari…….(oopss kuch jyaada hi bhari hindi hogayee)

  4. DHIRAJ says:

    KOI mumbai born bhi hain means mumbai k khet ki muli …i am 200pcent khet ki muli..amitab to allahabad ki muli hai..sunny tu mujhe kuch email se bhejne wala tha.

    1. manish says:

      hi geeta, i know where this govandi is … i used to work in dakc, navi mumbai… six years ago…never been in the govandi area but know when u go from vashi to vt… is that true?

  5. ballu says:

    hi Geeta, mai bhi is site ke liye naya hun & I also like this site very much. tumhe 'chodudaas ke dohe' kaisa laga tumne bataya nahin…

  6. Chodudass says:

    Es site pe visit karne wale sabhi chodariyon ko mera salam! Maine ladkiyo k liye ek new song banaya jo Dabbang movie se liya gaya hai aur wo es terah hai:

    Chodte rahte tujhko sanjh-savere

    Choot me ghusiya jaise lund ye mere-2

    tere mast mast hai choot uska chadh gaya mujh pe bhoot-2!!

  7. DHIRAJ says:

    Main yanha par har user k comments ko test kar raha hun like …sunny u r liking my cmnts it means…u understand the meaning of love..aur anuj main janta hoon tum par luv se jada sex hawi hai…i can tell about every user dimagi n dil ki khichdi chahe girl or boy…ravi r u not interested…anuj tu kya sochta aise galiya jo ladke ladke k liye use karte hain usse good girl tujh ko dil de dengi.

  8. Punit mumbai says:

    Geeta govandi me kaha rahti hai-bengan wadi, shivaji nagar ya mhada colony & what is ur mobile no.

  9. Pratap Singh says:

    Lagta Hai Sapna Ko Bahut Jyada Expri.Hai Yese Doho Ka Tu Chinta Mat Kar Tera Bhi No.Ayega Sapna Bas 1 Bar Mil Le Tu Bhi Kya Yad Karegi Kisi Se Pala Pada Tha ……….& Love U 2

  10. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    good yaar..,,i mean gr888……..!!!!!!!!

    bhot badhiyaaa………itna choduraam hai kaun jo yeh dohe banaya hai…??????

    headsoff to dat guy/gal…..

  11. vijay says:

    hi main is site par first time visit kiya acha laga bahut dino ne baad ek achi website mile chodu das ke joke bahut majedar hai