Chodumal Khan Saab Ki Nashihat
Views: 29,772 - Posted on 27 May 2011
Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale, Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Sachhe Ashiq Karne Ke Pahle, Aas Paas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Jaldi Se Chod Ke Chale Jaate Hain, Chodne Wale,
Ladki Buri Hai Ya Jhakkas Ye Bakwas Nahi Dekha Karte
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ha…….pipe pakad k bindas hole me daal dena!!!!!!!!
sexy gread, joke hehehehehehe yar aram sey dal dey,,,,tumey karna pasand hai,,,,,mujy bhi pasand hai sex karna???what is ur name?kabi miley gy
OOOOKKKkkk….
wah wah
Accha hainnnnnnnnnnnnn
cover the face fuck the base
katrina kaif ka photo chipka do face par baki sab ek saman hi lagega
Kamdev kya yaar katrina hi rhi haramjadi…
Brother katrina ka naam leke joke ki izzat ka diwala mt nikalo…
Bhai jack,
agar tu apni kamwali bai ko karega tho katreena ka photo laga lena mana ki wo haramzadi hain lekin teri kam wali se sunder hi hogiiiiiii
wah wah kya baat hai
Aapke
Gall pe…
Hothon pe…
Muh pe…
Nak pe…
KISS
KISS
KISS
KISS
KISS Kdar "makhiya" baithi hain.
Nahate nahi ho kya…???
Bahut garmi hai bhai naha liya kro…
Hehehe samajh nhi aaya hahaha
oops samajh aa gaya hahahaha
admin ji namaskaar ye kya haal bnaker rakha hain aapne kuch khatey kyu nhi ho?
Kapil ji hum to majak ker rahe thae but is site me saare ladke bigadail toh nhi per kuch toh hain he na
prince ji n kapil jo beet gaya use bhul jayie
raj ji dekhiye to ye kaaliya ji apki nakal uttaar rahe hain
psycho u r 2 gud ji
jack ji shukriya
jay ji dhiraj ji ki taraf dhyan dijiye
Mausam ji kaha ho ap?
Raavan ji hahahahaha
wanted ji apna dhyan rakhiyega
tc all frnds
Thankx yaar.. Kuch to aapko achha laga..
Thankx..
Thankx..RASHiI G..
Rashii g me kuch samjha nhi huhuhu hehehe
Kya rashii barbi apunch ko bhol gayi kya ya main itna bura ho giya in dino me lagta hai apun ka time hi kharab chal raha hai
Sahi hai
yes jessica sahi keh rahi ho….. waise bhi face bad to sab kuch milta julta he ha…..bus chance timely milta raha
Once der was a fight between me and a TIGER
Mujh se fight krte hi Tigar ki Gand fatt k uske muh me aa gayi..
But,
I ran away…
WHY???
To save the tiger
Only 1411 r left!!7
otherwise u know me…
Achha kiya na frnds..
Bechara Tigar Abi tk gand ko muh me lekar ghum rha hoga
kabir jaisi hi ghatna mere sath hui…
main total upset…
maine bhi (kabir ke jaisa hi) sucide karne ka faisla liya
par
par
par
par
par
maine sucide cancel kar diya
kyonki only 1411 tiger hi to hain…
Vah kya bat hai par sahi kha hai chodne me hole to sabhi ladki ka ak hi hota hia
@he he! isliye humare so called Great india mein Ch***+e samay ch*+ and chutiya log yeh nahi dekha karte ki jo cricket team banegi…unhe bat and ball kon provide karega…sala pados wala….**** INDIA mahan! …
@raaj tera comment padh ke mujse raha nhi gaya aur me ye comment likhne ke liye majbur ho gaya..tu chahta hai ki RASHI,ROSY,PUNCHY,DIVYA ko koi vulgar comment na kare…..dear tere chahne na chahne se kuch nhi hota…jab tak ki ye gls khud na chahen..tune kaha ki tuje koi fark nhi padta ki log tuje over smart kahe ya ladkiyo ka chamcha..to mere bhai kisi ladke ko b tab tak koi fark nhi padega jab tak ki ye ladkiya khud apne uper kiye gaye comment ka virodh na kare….jin grls ke naam tune liye hain ye sab meri b acchi frnds hain…aur agar koi unhe agar ganda commnent deta hai to me b tab tak bich me nhi aana chahunga jab tak kiye ladkiya khud us ka oppose na kare…agar kisi lAdki ko koi problem nhi hai to fir hume b koi problem nhi honi chahiye………
aur jaha tak chahne na chahne ka sawal hai to kewal ek hi aadmi is site pe chaahne ya na chaahne ki power rakhta hai aur wo hai ADMIN…..
hmmmm aur ye admin milega kaha mujhe us se kuch kaam thha :P
admin sahab, jab hum msg recieve karte h , kya hum us waqt reply k option me jakar reply nahi kar sakte kya? Agar ha to kaise, kyuki mene reply karne ki kosish kari to nahi hua. Tel me plz how. I just want to join that.
Bilkullllll……….
sahi kaha kapil dev,,hehe
Kapil – hmmm vry impressive cmt, mene ye baat kabhi socha nhi aajse pehle, ye sale p for pathan aur p for punjabi hote hai maha chutiye wo kya hai ye hamesha dilse sochte hai, aur wohi galti shayad mujhse ho rhi hai bt m promise teri baat ka hamesha dhyan rakhunga, aur jab tak in ladkiya kisi cmt ka virodh nhi karti tab tak me v kisi ko kuch nhi bolunga…except rosy becoz C is absent here ha agar koi rosy k bare me kuch galat likhega to me uske virodh ka wait nhi karunga balki galat cmt likhne wale ki maa behan sb chod dungaaaaaaaaaaa
Aajkal aise ashiko ki bahut kami hai jo sabke saamne chod de haha
admin mere comnts kyo aprve nhi krte ho bhai…….?
tumne kuch na kuch to kisi ko galat bola hoga jo mene nahi kiya
admain bhai bacha ro raha hain
ishe lolly pop de diya karo
jaiiiiiiiiii hooooooo
admin (Sameer) shayad hum yaha par ke sbse purane users mai se ek hai aur ye baat tum b jante ho ki hum kbhi b kisi ke uper gande comnt nhi krte hai… Lagta hai tum humko bhul gye ho.
Waise hum Uper wale apne joke ke lye bole the.
Hmmm to fir muje dekhna padega ki comment aproove kyu nhi hua
Jessica G kaisi hain aap?
Spcl aapke liye
Being good is very difficult, its like being a goal keeper…
No matter how many goals u save, people will remember only the ones u missed !!!
SABHI LADKE DHAYAN SE Padhe..
"Achhi Patni or Bhoot"
1 jaise hote hain..
Kyunki inki baatein to sab krte hain par aaj tk dekha kisi ne nahi..
u r ryt yaar
Hi Naresh LoVinG bOy
sorry frnd aage se main aapko nahi bhulunga ok dost 1 baar mujhe maf kr de vry vry sorry…yaar
mujhe pata hai kamino, tum sab milkar kaliya ka bura na manne wala record todna chahate ho. isiliye sab mujhe kis kis ka naam dekar mere ko anab shanab bol rahe ho.
raj bittu tu chahe jitna chikhe ya chillaye, apun apna record nahi todega kya….
Waise bhi tum sab kya sochte ho admin nejo bol diya bas wahi sahi. abe lallu lal usne koi saboot diya kya? nai na!!
kapil ka comment bilkul sahi tha. gud kapil agar aise hi bolta rha to agey jakar bahut naam karega. hehe abe agey jakar left aur fir right le lena. hehe
Muje sabut dene ki jarurat nhi hai bachha
Sabut mil gya is site me hum sirf ek ko hi bachcha kehte the aur kehte rahenge hehehe
funny..
funny but it is true ishika
@Raaj dear agar mere comment ka bura laga to sorry actually mere dil me jo aaya likh diya.is ke piche meri koi durbhawana nhi thi.
@Kaliya yaar ek baat samajh nhi aayi ki tu saabit kya karna chahta hai..
@Rashi ji mera ghar agar ready ho gaya to tume zarur bulaunga agar jyada dar lag rha hai to ADMIN ko bodyguard bana k le aana
Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale, Pani Ki Gehrai Dekha Karo,
Sachhe Ashiq Karne Se Pahle, Aas Paas Dekha Karo,
Jaldi Nahi Hai Chodne Ki Koi, Chodne Walo,
Ladki Bahut Hai Achhi N Jakhas V Dekha Karo.
Yeh Bhi Aik Tamasha Hai Bazar-e-Ulfat Mein ..
Dil Kisi Ka Hota Hai Bas Kisi Ka Chalta Hai …
Nobody In The World
Can Hav A
Crystal Clear Heart…!!
Bcoz
Everyone's Heart Has
Some Scratches
Scribbled By
Their Dear Ones…
Gud mrng frnds
Hontho Pe Na Kabhi Koi Shikwa Chahiye
Bs Nigahe Karam Aur Dua Chahiye
Chand Taaro Ki Tamanna Nahi Mujhko
Mere Sb Dost Salamat Rahe Aur Kya Chahiye..:-)
Hatho Ki Lakeer Ke Bharose Na Jiyo Mere Dosto
Kyunki, Kismat Unki Bhi Hoti Hai Jinke Haath Nahi Hote
Not Mine
@Pancchi meri jaan kaha ho
Admin
Dhiraj
Raj
Cobra
Heartbeat
Luc Ravan
Jack
Divya
Pyare Mohan
Savita
Kaliya urf Matrix
Samir
Kamdev
Anuj
Kapil
& my dear all frnds kaise ho yaaro
Yar BANJARA
apna hal to thik hai yar,,bt thora
CHAL bigar gaya hai,,SALI tatty (potty) 3 din se nahi nikli,,bahut paresan hoon yar,,,
aakhir ye sb bat apne dost ko nahi bataounga,,,to kya apni,,,GF ko bataounga,,,,hmmmm
teri to thik se nikal rahi hai na
JPR
Arre o samir bhai potty ki problem hai to ek bowl dahi(curd) ka lekar usme ek spoon musterd oil dal kar usko kha le potty jaldi aa jayegi try this
Hlo banjara bhai main to theek hu dost apna haal chal bta kaisa hai tu mast na ha