Choice Is In Your Hands
Views: 28,866 - Posted on 21 Mar 2012
After Marriage Rs.6000 Per Month,
Or Condom Rs.3.30,
Or 10 Minutes In Bathroom Rs.0.00,
Choice Is In Your Hands.
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Himanshu ko kide ne kar liya h …..Punjabi Mein sher post KIA h padd le …
Admin ab Mein dubara car chla sakta hun….aur iss garmi Mein bina stick k chal bhi pa raha hun ….Waheguru ji Di mear rahi to jald hi theek Ho jaunga ….
ap deleted ji hai kya…???
Yes bro
Nilesh tum w2h par aao abhi agar online Ho to
haan tere bare mein news b ayi thi ki ek banda kabhi kabhi tang akar apni stick apni G mein dal leta hai hehehehehe
fir to deleted ka lund bahut bada hoga…..
admin yaar fir to teri saari GF uske paas hehehehehe
Ab khush admin…..ab to tera diya hua naam use kar raha hun
Ji Nilesh ji I m deleted
**GOOD EVENING FRNDZ**
KAISE HAI AP SUB…???
@DOSTO 23 march tk thoda busy rahenge… Bcz..
Lucknow aj hi ek dost aayi hai.. Wo humare bahut hi close hai. So thoda usi ke sath busy rahunga…
comment toda km hi kr paunga…. Tc.
10 Minutes In Bathroom Rs.0.00
is my choice
Admin meine HTC Mein iss site k rss feed subscribe kar diya h ab tu jaise hi new joke publish karega mujhe pta chal jayega……GUD feature h …..
Abe Laal topi vo feature to mere galaxy S-2 me bhi ha. Shayari kidhar ha?
Rathee Bachha, sayane hote ja rahe ho tum log ;) le ek kam kar http://nonvegjokes.com/comments/feed/ is URL ko b subscribe kar le, Jo bhi naye comment aayenge pata chalta jayega.. jaisi joke ka lagega
Ja aish kar aur G marwa apni hehehehehe
Thanks it works but 10 last cmts as rahe h ….thoda hath pair marunga to sheekh jaunga ..
Mutthmar fayde me…
@ Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} tumhare suggestion ke liye thanx….
but aage kabhi mujhe samjhane ki koshish na krna bhai. main jaisa hu waisa hi rahunga.
tumhare ya kisi ke kehne par badal nhi jaunga :)
thanx
ek bat hum pahle hi clear kr de ki.. Humare samjhane se koi samjhega nhi..
Jo sahi bat thi humne kh diya..
Baki aage ap logo ki marzi***
it’s OKKK*** THANX…
Nilesh tum sahi aur galat sabit karne wale koi nhi hote….. haan ye bol sakte ho ki tmhare nazar me galat hai ye sab…..
and limit cross ki to baat kro mat dear aaj se 1 saal pehle jokes ke comnt padh lo fir pata chalega ki yaha ka kya limit tha.
ADMIN jara uss waqt ke jokes ka link dena jisme Sunny, Punit, kapil comnt krte the
Khud dhund le be
smjh hi ni aaya ye joke to….:-(
hii.. Dosto kaise hai ap sub..???
Kaisi chal rhi hai life ap logo ki…??
@Hps ji humne apka full name pucha tha but apne bataya nhi… @Chaliye agar nhi batana chahte to koi bat nhi…
@Ap bataiye kaise hai…. HPS JI…???
nilesh agree with u yahan kuch log jyadaa hi limit cross kr dete h,,, mjhe bhi bura lagta h jo nhi samajhta use nhi samjhaugi but jayb dear plz ap to samjho…
deepak i m good aap btao….
dhiraj fan of ur and urs comment
priya kahan ho?
kashish mera reply nhi diya tha tumne
hii del ji apke kya hal chal h, bhut nam chnge ho rhe h
thanx, NAINA JI…
naina i dnt remembr ur cmnt yaar….plzz tl i wil surely rply….
naina plzzz tum to na hi bolo to acha hai…
Tmhe ye sab ganda lag rha hai. Hehehehdheheheheh
are yaar me tumhe jitna janta hu utna yaha tumhe koi nhi janta hoga soooo plzzzzzzzz
live in ur limit anuj… admin ji ap btao mne kbhi kisi ko yahan pr galat bola ya nilesh jay dhiraj priya hps wanted del kashish ap log btao mere bare me… and anuj btw kya jante ho bol do yahan pr hi
oyee naina mai tumhe yaha se nhi janta hu… Admin se kya puch rhi hai ho unhe bhi pata hoga.
So khud me rho aur mast rho mujhse na lago to acha rahega
nthing yr kashish just poocha tha hows u? :)
abe yaar admin meri bhi ek problem ka solution bata de
ki konsa linux best h
mai ek esa linux chahta hu jo kisi update/support se connect na rahe.
bas mai or mera lund or vo linux hi rahe hehehehehe
(or mai ne kabhi ghar per linux use nahi kiya lakin college mai kiya h)
mai windows 7 se pareshaan hu. vo genuine ka notice de kar mere lund ko chota kar deta h.
to windows ko crack kar le…. linux mein to best UBUNTU hi hai
vaise pregnancy rokne wali goli lene ki choice best h hehehehehe
yaar admin mai ne images or java script block kar di h browser mai
or ab tere flash advertisement ka lund beech mai pareshan nahi karta hehehehehe
Devender bachha ek bat yad rakhna… ads nahi show hoyengi to site ka kharcha nahi nikal payega..
So now its up to u guys ki ads show rakho ya na.. and vese bhi main aur sites ki tarha popup ya pareshan karne wali ads nahi dalta…
abe mai ne ab java script enable kar di hehehehe
or image bhi enable kar di h
lakin admin tu apni site(desk top wall paper) k 5 picture kyu deta h 1-2 hi dede
vo kya h ki mere net ki speed 10kbps ki h to images k karan load hone mai 2 minut lagte hai bhuhuhuhuhu
Devendar ji , maine aap aur admin par ek joke banaya hai. Admin ne to joke post krne ki permission de d h. Agar aap ki izazat ho to kya main wo joke post karun?
abe kar de publish hehehehe
Ok ji .. Joke kal post kar rha hoon.
ohhhh…
m fyn dear..hwz u??
kaise ho rhe hei xams???
hiiiiii naina and kashish ji kesi ap log..
Sorryyy. . . Naina ji, Nilesh bro. n dear all frnds. Mere kuch cmnts jo aap logo ko jyada vlgr or bure lgey uske liye mai bahut hi sharminda hun.
Yaro mai aur anuj to hamesha se he ( 2 years pahle se he) masti me ek dusarey ko aise hi cmnts kartey hai. Lekin kabi v kisi dost ne bura nahi mana. Agar ab aap logo ko achha nahi laga to uske liye sorry again. . .
Dear Anuj humko wahi kaam karna chahiye jis se kisi v frnds ko koi takleef na ho aur bura v na lage. . . So dear Aaj se humari aur tumhari G ki Mara-Mari band. . Pls . . .tc. . .gud nyt. .
chal jaisi teri marzi….
ab tum khule me sharma rhe ho to room me hi tera G le liya karunga… but lunga jarur
yaar mujhe teri comments pasand h
or G marwata reh hehehehhe
hi…frnds kya haal h….
HPS Bro. Thnx ap k cmnt k liye, naina ji thnx ap k rply k liye, dhiraj bro, nilesh ji, jay, del.,kashish ji, wanted ji sb keise ho..aj ka din kesa raha ap sb ka.,
“Zindagi ki aadhi pareshaniya aise hi dur ho jaaye, Agar hum ‘Ek-dusre ke’ baare me bolne ke bajaye ‘Ek-dusre se’ bolna sikh le..,
ryt na..?
agar mutth merenge to jay ka kya hoga hehehehe
@Dear naina,..pehle to many many thanks to u frm deep of my heart…that u like my cmnts…isliye tumhe humesha yaad krne k liye..tumhara cmnt apni diary mein note krta hoon….thank u soo much again..but tumhein bilkul yakeen nhi hoga..aaj means 2012 mein jo mera dimag hai waisa 2011 sirf aaj ka 50percent aur 2005 mein 5percent:)..mujhe accha lagta hai..use mein yanha likh deta hoon..but quality aur cmnt decent ho uska humesha khyal rakhta hoon…aaj tumhare jaisi girls ki jarurat hai iss desh ko..ladkia mere baarein mein jo soche but mera najria unke baarein mein yehi hai…they are human first and girls after..i love them not sexually but friendly..and for boys..cant say about them..but there is a person in this world..a boy a soul..for whom my soul breaths..i will share who is he..but i love those people who have or holds great love in their heart..i dont care whether they are boy are girl..so dear..i love the way you are..god bless u..still i m improving or sharpning my character..each n every day..i want to learn from this world…this world is beautyful no doubt but..the thing.what matter is your inside beauty.if u dont have..then take some time out of your life to think about it..u knw naina people is practical about money sex n etc etc..i m nt against what people favouring..but the major disadvantage of dis country is..they are nt practical about human or humanity..anywez naina…its going too long..one again thank u soo much..good night lucky night but neha i will keep continue cmmnting..if time favours me here:)..bye tc
…good night friends
abe dairy mai note mat kiya kar
notepad per save kar liya kar
good 9t frnds..
gud nyt frnzzzz……….!!
heyy admin tmhara amant wala cmnt bhhhht achcha lga yaar…..thanx dear…..!!
Kashish <3 Thanks . . . . . Par buhuhuhuhu wada karo ki koi mere liye dund ke dogi jo khud hi bole le aa gayi teri amanat :p
**GOOD MORNING FRNDZ**
@Hii.. Dosto (Admin Jay Deleted Wanted Anuj Deepak L-mangla Dhiraj Priya Kashish Naina Rashi & dear all frndz…) kaise hai ap log…???
@PRIYA tum bina bataye kha chali gyi yar…?? Km se km ek bar bta to deti… Dear..!!!
Hume pta hai tu daily joke read karti hai. But comment nhi karti… Chal jaisi teri marji… God tujhe humesh salamat rke… Thanx…….
Mein bhi yahi baat likhna chahta tha …..Nilesh Ye log aate daily h but cmts nahi karte…..dekhne aate h kon inhe yaad karta h kon nahi……dosti check kar rahe h but I want to tell them k tum log bahut yaad aate Ho…..
In Punjabi ……baade chete aunde ne Yaar anmulle…….
Pearl, Rashi, wanted , M.mar,Bheem ,panchi ,Pankaj,Khan,
Good