Closest To The Best Thing In The World
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hmmm, hehehe.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.
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:o :p :P :D :)
Ye kya likhte ho aap log ?
joke read kar k expressions hai :o :o :ho
Inke kehne ka matlb ye ha ki jo chik samaj hi nai ayi uske baare me likhne ka kya fayda
isme smjh na aane jaisa kya hai? ?
dosto aj sunday hai..
So ap log khub enjoy kijiye.,..
wanted bro kya hal hai apke G ka…???
Sub thik hai ya admin bro ne fir…’ hehehe
don’t mind….
yaar admin chodne walo mai se nh …… .
Admin ne kya kiya
Ek Baar Santa Cold drinks ki dukan
per gaya Or Dukandar se bola..!!
Ek pepsi bottle kholo bhai..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik 7-up bhi kholo.
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phe kaha aik sprite bhi kholo..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik Mountain Dew bhi
kholo yar..
Dukandar ko gussa aya aur Bola:
Tou kaunsi piye ga mere baap..??
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Santa : Bhaijan peeni to koi nahi
bus.
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Hahaha good joke
Hahaha..ye Santa b na..kuch b ulta sidha krta rahta h…
Bs ese hi..
1 din subah subah apne santa ji 1 mithai (sweet) ki dukan pr pahuch gaye…
Santa ji- Gulab jamun kya rate h..
Dukan dar- 150 rs pr kg
santa- 1 kg nikalo, or Rabdi kya rate h..
Dkn dr- 250 rs kg
santa – 1 kg rabdi kr do, or mishri maava kya rate h..
Dkn dr- ji maava b 250 rs pr kg
sanata- 1 kg maava b kr do, or st me Rasmalai, rasgulla or boondi k laddu b 1-1 kg kr do..
Dukan dar khush ho kr saari swt nikal kr – han ji or b kuch..?
Santa- ab esa karo in sb sweets ko mix kr do..
Dukandar heirani se santa ko dekhta h..or saari mithai ko ek st mix kr k santa se puchta h- sir or kuch..?
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Santa khush ho kr- AB YE MIX WALI MITHAI 100 GRAM PACK KR DO…. !!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………….he he he he he…………ha ha ha ha…………………….. Nilesh n Deepak bro…… Aap dono ne jo Santa ke upar joke sunaya usko sunak Aaj kai dino ke baad joke padkar itnai hanshi aayi hai…… ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ye kya chutiya panti hai
:p
Hehehehe tumahra joke v acha ha deepu
Thnx bro…..
Wese meri femily wale muje isi nam se bulate h…thnx dear…
*Family..
Gud morning 2 all of u………..
“3 Girls take lift in a Car full ofyoung engineers..
Since no place, They sit on boys’s lap..
After 10 mins..
Girl1: R u ECE Engineer!?
Boy1: How do u know?
Girl1: Ur Tower is communicating with MY Unreachable Area.!
Girl2: R u Computer Engineer!?
Boy2: How do u know?
Girl2: Ur Pendrive is trying 2 connect with MY USB Drive!!
Girl3: R u Mechanical Engineer!?
Boy3: How do u know?
Girl3: Ur Piston is trying to move in2 MY Cylinder!…%-) :-)”
When a GIRL thinks of her future with her boyfriend,
It’s NORMAL…!!
But when a BOY thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he’s SERIOUS !!!
Imagine…
If All “Relationships” Are Perfect:
-NO FIGHTS
-NO TEARS
-NO ARGUMENTS
-NO MISUNDERSTANDIN GS
-NO FEAR OF LOSING THE ONE YOU LOVE..
A Dream Come True… Isn’t It??
But
Without These, There Would Be…
-NO SORRY, HUGS & KISSES
-NO SAYING Of The SWEETEST WORDS
-NO REASONS To STAY.
-NO GROWTH Of FAITH In BOTH Of YOU.
Now Would You Want It To Be Perfect… =))
PS: LOVE IS NOT ABOUT BEING
PERFECT…ITS ABOUT LOVINGPURELY WITH
ALL THE IMPERFECTIONS ♥
Attitude Matters:
Admin aur Deleted ek dina ek sath swimming pool me naha rahe thhe .
Admin Deleted ka lund dekh kar bola……
Abe Deleted tera Lund to Bhut chota hai. Sale CNW……
Deleted: usi liye to bada karne aaya hu
aur
Es ko bada karna to tere haath me hai kapde utar kar merey samne jhuk..
avi bada ho jayega :p :d
hmm aur tabhi ek side se baga baga JAY the GAY aya aur bola
Deleted nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii isko main aur jyada bada kar sakta hun isko meri G mein daal
tera ho jayega Bhada aur mera ho jayega bhala
Admin bro….kya baat h..! Roz DIL khol kr
Krte ho…hehehe..,, aj PENT khol kr rahe ho…..are …COMMENT..yr….
lagta h bht dino se
apni gf se nh mile ho…hmmm
Baharon ko chaman yaad aa gya hai
Mujhe vo gul’badan yaad aa gai hai
Lachakti shaaKh ne jab sir uThaya
kisi ka baaNk’pan yaad aa gaya hai
Meri Khamoshiyon pr haNsany valo
Mujhe Meri Bhootani yaad aa gayi hai
Uski surat ko jab-Jab dekha hy maine
Arooj-e-fikr-o-fan yaad aa gya hai
Aaz Kisi ka Khoobsurat shair sun kar
Bhootani ka lutf-e-suKhan yaad aa gya hai
Aaz Jab Mili hai vo ajnabi ban kr to ‘Dosto’
Zamany ka chalan yaad aa gya hai
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Chalna sikha deti hai thokrein rahgeeron ko
koi rasta sada dushwaar ho aisa nhi hota.
Har ek kashti ka apna ek tazurba hai duniya mein
safar mein hamesha mazdhar ho aisa v nhi hota.
…kisi ki chahat liye hum ghum rahein hain..kisi ajnbee k liye..
…aaj woh meri rahon mein nhi hai..par uski kadmo ki aahto ka mujhe ehsaas hai.
Jay bro sunday ko to apne rangeen bana diya yr….