Competition Ka Hi To Zamana Hai
Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Ek Gareeb Kisaan Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hui.
Ab Bechara Vo Gareeb Itna Tha Ki Unke Makaan Mein Ek Hi Kamra Thha,
So Usne Socha Ki Room Ko Divide Kar Deta Hun Aur Usne Room Ke Center Mein Ek Bada Sa Parda Taang Diya Jis Se Room Ke Do Partitions Ho Gaye,.
Suhagrat Par Beta Jab Full Speed Se Nayi Dulhan Ko Chod Raha Thha, To Ye Dekh Ke Kisaan Ki Biwi Ne Kisaan Ko Bola Ki Tu Bhi Shuru Ho Ja.
Kuch Der Karne Ke Bad Kisaan Thak Gaya, Par Uska Beta Laga Raha, Kisaan Ki Biwi Ne Fir Usko Karne Ko Bola.
Teen Baar Esa Ho Chuka Thha, Par Beta Jawan Thha Chauthi Baar Bhi Uper Chadd Gaya.
Par Budhe Kisaan Ki Gaand Fatt Chuki Thhi, So Vo Utha Aur Parde Ki Side Pe Jake Bete Se Bola.
“Beta Kahe Ko Competition Kar Raha Hai, Maa To Teri Hi Chud Rahi Hai“
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Kuch mistak thi…….
hmm, last line me ek word ki but koi bat nhi tumne to samj liya na , ya fr pankaj ko bulwaya jaeeeeeee
konsi galti ???? hehehe koi b galti nahi hai
admin 6th para me “jawab” ki jagah “jawan” hoga. yahi galti hai.
yupp
@gud joke…
Hi kapil ji ap kb aaye, kaise ho?
he..he..he..bechare ki maa chud gayi
usme kon si nayi bat hai wo to pahle se hi chudti aa reli hai ,
jaiji hm thik h ap kese h
Good joke…..
Hi hps ji
hahaha dekha jaye to ye bahut mast joke tha yaar. congrats admin ek mast joke ke liye. hehe
toh kya tu chudana chahti thi hehehehehehehehehehe…
mujhe nahi chudwana. main to shadi k baad pati se hi chudwaungi
hehehehehe…. radha ji ap toh bura maan gai mein toh majak kar raha tha dear. radha ji kya ap humse dosti karna chaho ge…
ok, aap kahan se ho ?
hehehehe.,nice1
@admin ji hum dhyan rakhege age se… but hame ladke passand hi nahe kxuki ladke hamesha dokha dete hae
Madam sari ungliya ek jaisi nahi hoti, ye bat mujhe pankaj ne batayi thhi, usne sari le le ke check ki hai hehehehe
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha abe , pankaj ne ye side busness kab se start kiya. hehehe
hehe waise yahi uska main bussiness hai side to dusra wala hai. hehe :P
Now my dear @Jay missed the storm subsided, but now no such moves take days to get the storm subsided, but I’m not happy with my attitude, I am so confident that you are trustworthy, because Can you feel in, but I believe in the flame of our friendship and faith can not be influenced by a thunder storm, so I’ll try to overcome this anger to himself as such term, in the first I want to smile like you smile, and the relationship of friendship always want to illuminate, yes and one last thing ….. never ever Do not miss your favorite cherished @Dhiraj
GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS!!
@ Jay, due to stress arising from yesterday’s outburst yesterday I could not laugh, this heart is the urge to laugh freely, your unselfish love I pleasure is my heart, whenever I take your name sounds like a heart I am very close to calling someone, @ Jay, it’s beautiful smile can not stay away for long distance, @ Jay, see you smile, smile, the biggest win of my friends, you always have a beautiful dream for me , beautiful moment, beautiful soul will, the heart of this desire to speak to you the heart are with you forever, but it is not possible, but the heart can never be away from you and your memories, as I talk to The hope was expressed in the posts I’ll do it …… :)…:)…).. Goodnight My Dear Jay:).
@ pearl how r u ? Bahut din baad site par ayi Ho .
@ addy Ye radha mujhe to Krishna lagta h Tera ch**t** kar raha h nach kar rahna.
@ Dhiraj how was the day?
@ Jay Gud morning.
@ admin tum cmts nange Ho kar approve karte Ho Ab pta chla…..
@ wanted how r u dear?
bhai kasoor mera bhi nahi hai. tum logo ke comment itne sexy hoti hai ki heheheheheh bas samjha kar… jitni der kapde utarne mein time lagega utni der mein mood kharab ho jayega ;)
Abe to kya humare sexy comments ko padhkar 2mhari GaNd ne Khujali hone lagti hai. Jo jaldi se Ungali Dalkar nahi Hilaya to tera Mood off ho jata hai:))
sexy means comments aur jokes ese hote hai Meow wale ki soch ke hi feelings aati hai ki jab kisi Meow ki gand koi mar raha hoga to vo kede tadap raha hoga… dil karta hai main bhi kisi ki ese hi maru
par suna hai Meow aage se kaat leti hai
aur hehe tu ab fir se mujhe ishara kar raha hai ki ek naya joke dalu ;) hehe koi bat nahi 4 5 din wait kar Meow ka continued part dalunga
Abe Oye Bhosadi k tu Dhamki kahe ko deta hai. Comment ka reply dene me teri “G” phatati hai jo mere upar joke banakar post karega.
Agar mere Ungali karne se teri “G” me dard hota hai to bol de mai teri “G” me kabhi ungali nahi karunga.
Mai ab Apne “L” ke khada hone par muth mar liya karunga….buhuhu
Lekin teri “G” nahi Marunga………..buhuhuhu………Sale ab tu na jane kinse-2 apni “G” marwane laga hai ke tumko Ab Mera “L” chota lagne laga hai. Aur tumne mere “L” ko BABA sexidas ko Dekar Amar hone ka Vardan Le liya hai ???…buhuhuhu
abe baat esi hai ki mere pass comment ka reply maximum time nahi hota. mobile se comment pade aur aprove kar diye mere liye easy rasta teri G marne ka vo hi hai ;)
hehehehe bas 3 4 din ruk ka ek mast sa idea ban raha hai
Nahi be Aisa mat karna nahi to mai es baar sach me suicide kar lunga:(:(
hmmmmmmm
Yar admn
kyun is gandu pr jok bna rhe ho,,ishe aise hi gand pe thuk de ke gand fado,ishi me ye khus rahega
warna ye apna fata hua gand le k bhag jayega aur fir jb hm sb is k gand p tel lagayenge tb ye apne gand ki khujli mitane daura daura aayega,,
aur ish chakkar me site ka mahol v kharab ho jata h,aur ek dusre me tensan v ho jata h, ishi liye ishe chhor,,aur jok banana hi hai to hehehe koi mast sa jok mujh pe bna de
JPR
hmmmm ok sochta hu ;)
Deleted bro. same 2 u gm.
Admin bhai,
Gaanv me aur Wo bhi Kisaan Ke Bete Ki Shadi aur Kamra (Ghar) Kewal ek hi hai.
Kya ye Logic lagta hai ??????? City ki baat hoti to sach bhi lagta .
Q k Gaanv me Koi bhi Kisaan ho Chahe wo kitna bhi Gareeb ho . Kewal ek hi Ghar ????
Nahi Ye impossible hai.
Hehehe…………Lagta hai ye joke tumne Nanga hokar aur Kurshi pe naa baithkar Balki khada hokar Apni Gand me DNDA dalkar likha hoga:):):)
Oops mistake ho gayi aur janta hai kyu kyunki khada hoke nanga hoke teri gand mar raha tha isliye dimag joke ki taraf nahi gaya..
aur ye jo tu bata raha hai gareeb kisaan ki vo udhar hote honge.. idhar mene bahut se ghar dekhte hai jo ki kacha sa hota hai aur chatt par becharo ne tirpaal dali hoti hai…
Haryana Punjab kabhi aayiyo bahut se log ese dikhenge tujhe
Oh!!!!!!! To wo Gareeb kisan tumharey Hariyaana ka thha:)
Nahi yaar wo kisaan nahi bechara mazdoor raha hoga.
Yaar Gareeb Kisaan Bechare to Humare U.P. me bhi hai Jin ke Pash Kaccha Ghar aur Jhopdi hoti hai, Lekin yaar maine to koi Aisa kisaan nahi dekha hai jiske pas kewal ek hi kamre ka ghar hoga.
Mere kahne ka matlab hai ki Agar wo kisaan hai to uske Ghar me 2-4 kamre to jarur hi hote hai Chahe wo besak Kacche ya jhopadi hi kyu na ho.
Yaaaar jay baat to tumahri bilkul sahi ha. Farmer chahe kitna v poor kyu na ho uske pas 1rum house kabi nai ho sakta.
kya main bhi join kar sakta hoo
Last line ese hoti to or maja aata
Aakhir Kisan thak kar parde ke pi6e se chillata bhosdike ab bas kar sale suhagrat mana raha he ki apni ma chudva raha he
Ha bai haa rohit tu v join kar sakta hai., hehehehe….