Condom Aur Whisper Ki Kahani Unki Jubani

Condom To Whisper: “Bloody Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week.

Whisper Replied: “If You Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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Condom 2 Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business 4 One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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  62 Comments

  1. Dev says:

    Happy bday tina. Mai soch raha tha kya gift du tumhe. Kya du… Kya du..

    .kya de sakta hu. .. …….

    oh yes a lot of flying kisses.,.

    dont count accept all

      1. tina says:

        Lover boy & dev, tum ito gaye ho or tumhe ye bhi pata nahi hai ki kabhi bhi kisi ladki ko WISHPER gift nahi karte hai, or khasker ki agar qo tumhari bahan jaisi ho.

    1. tina says:

      @dev, sabse pahle tumhe dhanyawad.tumhara flying kiss mujhe abhi tak nahi mila hai, mujhe lagta hai use admin ne edit karke apne pass hi rakh liya hai.

  2. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Admin,agar Condom aur Whisper Business

    ke profit & loss ke baare me sochne lage to hamara to

    Dhanda hi chhopat ho jayega…

    1. panchhi says:

      piyush tune pehle btaya nhi k tu condom or whispers bechta hai?hum tere pas h ate kharid ne k liye yaar bt its ok or ha chinta n kr hum tera dhandha chopat hone ni denge

    1. tina says:

      @Divya. Thanksss a lotttt. i m very impress , ye jan kar ki yeha par sab mujhe yaad kar rahe hai, ab to wakai ghar ka mahol lagne laga hai.

      1. Rosy says:

        @anand, jaake apne family members se puch kya hota h or kya ni? I could b specific also, lekin isme unki koi galti ni h

      2. anand says:

        @Rosy mai to tumhe achha samajhata tha, isiliye kisi pe comt karu ya nahi tumse karta tha, lakin tum bhi baki logon ki tarah hi ho, jo majak me bhi family ko le ate hai, tumne bahut hurt kiya,,

  3. balaji says:

    hi divya kya tumko appna Business 9 Months ke liya loss karna hai he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he

  4. Rosy says:

    @anand, hey wait!! Jab u ne muje pucha toh it ws joke lekin jab maine bola ki go n ask ur family membrs, tab u felt bad.. Toh anand ji, jo baat apko buri lagti h, dusro ko v lagti h..stil..sory:-(

    1. Lovetodofun says:

      Hey rosy great ans yaar i agry wid u……..hum har kisi ko barabar haq dena chahiye as u said sab ki feelings hote hai bt be remember grls ko kabhi aeisa nai karna chahiye ki ladke apani insaniyat bhul jaye n do rape wid them un ko kuch had tak soch samjh ke rehna chahiye

    2. anand says:

      @Rosy ji, my dear Rosy ji apko mujhe jitni gali deni hai jo bolana hai ap boliye mujhe bura nahi lagega, kyonki meri galati hai maine apko bola tha aur apka haq banata hai mujhe bolne ka sirf mujhse, aur mai sirf apko. thnx.

  5. Lovetodofun says:

    Galat baat hai aagar condom ne bhi galati kar di to humare galti karne ka kya faida…….hum condom ke bharose hi to eatni hasi galti karte hai aagar us ne bhi galti kar di to………..aaj se condom band ab aaj se partner ko goli dena chalu

  6. Jaishanker says:

    Hi agar ladki condom par bharosa karke pad ka maketing karti hai to pad ko bhi condom ko roj awasar dena chahiye