Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya

Views: 65,457 - Posted on 16 Jan 2012

Santa Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha

Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha

Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?

Santa: “Yaar Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Thha, Don’t Use If Seal Is Broken

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Hindi Version

संता बीवी के साथ सेक्स कर रहा था

सेक्स के बाद बीवी को गीला गीला सा लगा तो पूछा

पत्नी: “ओये, कंडोम क्यों नहीं लगाया?”

संता: “यार कंडोम्स के पैक पे लिखा था, अगर सील टूटी हो तो इस्तेमाल न करे"

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39 Responses to "Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya"

  1. savita says:

    hahaha its awsome now be careful girls santa like boys nahi to pata hai na …..

  2. Funky says:

    hahahahahaha nice joke

  3. Funky says:

    Nursery Class me ek bachcha udaas baitha tha…

    Teacher asked : "Kya hua ? Tum itne udaas kyun ho ?"

    Bachcha Bola : "I love you Maam …"

    Teacher boli : "Dekho, aisa nahi kehte…main badi hoon na ? mujhe koi bada mard chahiye..mujhe bachche nahi chahiye… "

    Bachcha Bola : " Koi baat nahi Maam, Aapko bachcha nahi chahiye to main condom use kar lunga " :P

  4. rahul gupta says:

    where funy joke

  5. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Babaji – aaj to bade mood me lag rahe ho, ek k baad ek comt approve ho rahe hai lagta aapne nimboo nikal liya hai… he he he ya kisi ladki k karam futt gaye hai he he i mean koi ladki mil gayi hai

    @Rahul Gupta – aap naye hai kya sir…….aap funny ko dhund rahe ho agr mil jaye to hame v milwa dijiyega, he he aap aa gaye itna funny se humlog kaam chala lenge…….

    @Funky – goood going …….. tera wo rest. wala joke bahut funny laga bt lips ki jagah kuch aur hota to thik rehta, jab v wo joke yaad karta hu to yaaak

  6. robin says:

    sahi baat hai

  7. Parmjit says:

    Hlo frnds

  8. Sheela says:

    Helo frnds

    @hi kapil the cute boy helo baby hru i miss u

    @ravan ji apka bhtija kesa h?

    @helo lofar kha busy ho?

    @hi rashi,panchi,raj bindas,diya kese ho sb.

  9. Cobra says:

    Aajkal Hubby ko broken maal hi milta hai.

    condom ka jamana khatam ho jayega.

    Baba saxy das aap hi koi tarika nikaliye.

  10. siddharth says:

    hahahah !!fraakyyyyy

  11. moon says:

    hi frndzzzzzzzzz…

    Nice jokessssssssss

  12. t2 says:

    hhhhhhhhhhhhh

  13. Rahul says:

    hiiii nice joke

  14. rajeev says:

    hi sheela g,

    aapki jawani kaisi hai !

    agr koi prblm ho to munni ka "jhandu baam" laga ligiyega !

    kapil paaji aap to hard ball use krte ho , fir soft ball me itna mazaa Q le rahe hai !

  15. Shailu says:

    Nice!!!!!!

  16. tedu says:

    girl friend ki seal break karane me to bada maza aata hai… to biwi aisi dudho jiska koi boy friend na raha ho…

  17. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

    Happy birthday wanted bhai

  18. Ramo says:

    Great joke maaza aa geya

  19. Hps says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha……

  20. Jay says:

    Hi dear all friends,
    Good morning !!
    Aap sabhi pahle ye Gam se bhari Khushi ke sweets khaa lijiye..
    Ye Rasgulle … OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Ye Barfee…
    Ye Jalebi Bayi ke Jalebi @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
    Dosto mai ye jo 2 months Aap sabhi se dur raha hu esme mujhe khushi kam gam jyada mile hai. Mai daily aap sabhi lovely dosto ko miss kiya hun.
    Admin bhai, dhiraj yaar, rashii dear, panchhy sweet, pankaj bro, raj bro, wanted, matrix, prince, kapil, anuj, deleted, Dilwar jani, pyare bhai, savita, sheela, rakhi, divya, shallu etc. Aap sabhi log ( jinka name nahi likha we log v ) kaise hai ?

  21. Jay says:

    Wanted bro. (Deep) Happy Birth Day 2 U ….

  22. amar@aman says:

    nice joke

  23. Babalu kumar Gupta says:

    ek admi apni moti wibi se darling sisk sisk ke marna achha hai ekdam
    wibi: ek dam
    Pati: to Apni dusri pair bhi hare upar rakh do na

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