Condom Use Karne Se Enjoyment Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padta
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Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha.
Teacher: “Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.”
Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle Sex Kiya Hua Thha, Ye Sun Kar Boli.
Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?“
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hahahahaha…yaar firr madam ne kyaa kaha….
hmmmmmmmmmmmm……….Yaar sach me ye to sochane wali baat hai…………ha ha ha ha ha…… kuch bhi ho lekin usne Mam ko jawab mast diya…..
dear frnds gudmrng allof you @ji wantedji gudmrng ab hme btaiye apko kiska no chahye actuly hmre quaterly exam start ho gye to islie kl site pe nai aa ske@or ha vickyji i know very wel marige k lie graduation jaruri but atleast 18year hona jaruri h jo ki hmri age nai h
:o u r nt 18….pichla wala joke tumhare liye hi tha baby…hehe..dnt mind :)
pankajji hm apke kehne ka mtlb nai smj paye ap kis joke ki bat kr re h
http://nonvegjokes.com/lage-raho-balko-lage-raho-…
ye wala…navya ji…
Hi navya,
kya yar tm mujhe bhul gyi na ?
Aur yar apka exam start ho gya h,to ap phle ache se exam p dhyan do,,,aur jb ap free hon tbhe ap site pe aao,,
JPR
nai samirji hm apko nai bhule h exam chel re h to islie thoda busy jarur ho gye h
Hey Dosto !!!!!
Ladki kya kah rahi hai, uski baato par dhyan mat dena kyu ki__________
Jo khushi se karne de use karne se paap nahi hota,
kuwari ho to Lu#d kharab nahi hota,
hamesha Condom laga k karna mere Dosto…
kyu ki Lu#d k paas Dimag nahi hota………..tc.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha………………………………
After 30 min of Sex with Preeto…
Santa: r u satisfied?
Preeto:No.
After 60 Min
Santa: Now?
Preeto :No
Santa: why?
Preeto: 1st remove my panty……
Rashii dear !!!!!!!
Ye muskan
Ye jazbey
Ye mouj
Ye masti
Ye rishtey
Ye wadey
Ye sangeet
Ye pyar
Ye dosti
Ye dil
Sab kuch adhoora hai
“Aap ke Bina”…
Dear Kaha ho ??
"I Miss U"…….
@ Dhiraj yaar, Meri Chahat ki Aisi Saja na de mujko,
Meri Tanhai ka Ehsas na dila wo mujhko.
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri Zarurat kya ?
Mai to pyaasa hon, Pepsi he pila do mujhko…
Yaar Ab tum aur na tadpa mujhko,
Meri Khata kya hai ye to bata de mujhko…………
”I Love U” & “Miss u so much”
Jaldi se aa ja mai tera Intzar kar raha hun, Mere pash time nahi hai, Kyuke Mujhe Apne Brother ke liye Dulhan dhudhne jana hai, Bol tere liye kya dudhna hai ??
Dulhan ya phir Dulha ????…..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..
hehehe bhadhiya hai joke to purana hai par nye style mai hai heheh
@Pearl my Dreamgirl !! Raat ek hawa ka jhoka sa Aaya,
To laga Jaise ke tum Aayi ho,
Darwaze Par kisi ki Aahat se huyi,
To laga jaise ke tum Aayi ho,
Ab Tum he Batawo,
Kya Tum kisi Bhootani se kam ho ??????????
hmm lagta h ladki ko kafi experince h
matrix – sale suna hai tu khub masti mar rha h, tuje fb me frnd req vej rha hu, aur kisiko meri id nai dena aur ha ek aur bat sale tujse kuch secrate nhi chupta mene tmse itna kaha pic wali bat kisise na kehna fir v gala fadkr sbse keh dia
Mere ko b id debe
kameene bat na kr mujse. Sale koi dost k sath aisa v krta h bhala, ek to itne din bad aaya hu..khair khariyat to puchna dur tune pehchanne inkar kr diya :'-( tum kya jano tmsb k begair kaise mene time kate
vo hi to hum logo ke bina time katne ki jarurat kya thhi be tere ko
@jay,..tumhein mein kisliye bhoolu…thoda network problem tha….bus issi tarah apna pyaar mere liye banae rakhna….
@kinshuk,..tumne m sorry boldia varna mujhse kabhi baat nahi kar paate.
@dele,…fine to rehna padega…tc!!
joke ok h, bt dhiraj tum frnds se sorry bhi bulwate ho, hme ye nhi pta tha
@ Jay Tumhe mere sher achee page….uske liye thanx.
Admin thanx ab aap mere jokes publish kar rahe Ho ….
thanx …achaa lgaa
Dhiraj kha Ho Yaar…..
Wanted ….how r u….
Pearl…..r u underground ?
@jay,..i love u bahut ho gaya ab kucch kar k dikhao..###.
Tornado: bole to fadu item faad dalegi sabko…bach k rehna bidu.;)…jay…tc 4rm me or tum meri tc karoge..;).
@ Pearl….Hum jo kahtey hai kar ke bhi Dikhatey hai, Tumko I Love U bola hai to Aaj Raat ko Aa jana phir tumko LOVE karke bhi Dikhayenge…….ok
——PANCHHY MAI WOHI HOON——-
,,,,panchhy m wohi hun,,,,
jise tum samir samir kaha krti thi
din m kayi bar meri pitayi kiya krti thi
,,,,,,,,,aaj kl kya bat h,,,,,,,,,,
kyun mujh se khafa baithi ho,
kya kisi aur ko sayyan bna baithi ho
fasle itne to pehle na huwa krte the
……..panchhy m wohi hun……..
jisi tum samir samir kaha krti thi
tum agr bhul gayi ho to koi bat nhi,
bina joru ka phle v mai nonvegpur m rha krta tha
,,,,,,,panchhy m wohi hun,,,,,,,,
jise tum samir samir kaha krti thi,
———–PANCHHY———–
JPR
Oye Samir tu Panchhi par shak mat kar yaar, Hum jaise pahle thhe waise Aaj bhi hai.
Jay
mera dost,,huhuhuhu,,panchhy mujhe bhulti ja rahi h,,isi gum m mere cmnts km hote ja rhe hain,,bina panchhy ka samir adhura h mere yar,,huhuhuhu
jay meri 3 gf nonvegpur m thi ,(1) rakhi dubay chli gyi,,(2) mansi,,jo admn se nhi fasi to isi gusse m
mansi ko admn ne dayan sabit kr nonvegpur se bahar fenkaba diya,jalla admn,aur (3) sapna apne bf se angiya outarne m busy h,
huhuhuh,,,ab syt pr sirf 1 rashi bachi h,,jiske ,,pichhe,,wanted,,admn,kapil,heartbeat,, pra hua h,,
ab m kahan jaoun ,,
huhuhuh
JPR
me b wohi hu meri jaan, jise tm meri joru panchhy meri joru panchhy kaha krte the , ………me b wohi panchhy hu……… nhi bhuli me tmhe aur naahi bhulungi teri pitayi krna :p ……….me b wohi panchhy hu…………me kyu kisi ko saiyan bna kr bethu , jb mere pas ho samir jesa sona saiyan:p :p
hahahaha..
oye ab tme kyu hasi aa rai h?? Thodi c to muje b aa ri h :p :p
@del,..yeah! em at underground come soon…em sorry! dear tc! u r injured…
Tornado:bole to faadu item faad dalegi sabko..haha..tc jays..
and stay away u boys..###
Kya Mast jawab diya ladki ne.
@jay my lollipop,..kaisa dulha dhundoge jara batana nahi to bhootni ki madad le le na..haha….aisa dulha dhudna ki woh kaafi hot aur sexy haan uske 77 sharmila aur attractive bhi hona chahiye….kya tum ho aise?? hahaha..
hahahaha lagta he wo ladkee santa ki beti thi hehehe