Confusing Words
Views: 16,127 - Posted on 16 Oct 2011
An Elderly Couple Had Been Dating For Some Time And Decided It Was Finally Time To Marry.
Before The Wedding, They Had A Long Conversation Regarding How Their Marriage Might Work.
They Discussed Finances, Living Arrangements And So On.
Finally The Old Man Decided It Was Time To Broach The Subject Of Their Physical Relationship.
“How Do You Feel About Sex?” He Asked, Rather Hopefully.
“Well, I’d Have To Say I Like It Infrequently,” She Responded.
The Old Guy Paused… Then He Asked, “Was That One Word Or Two?“
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hehe…..nice joke.
Good morning dear all frnds & Admin bhai.
gudmrng dear frnds thanks adminji ap bahot ache joke publish krte h thanks alot
Dear,
Tumko chupa rakha hi en palko me,
Par enko ye batana nahi aaya.
Sote hue bheeg jati hai Palke meri,
Palko ko ab tak Dard v Chupana nahi Aaya.
oye madarchod faltu, tera mann bhar gya kya ab nhi aayega tu apni maa behan chudwane, mera to mann abhi bhara nhi yar….ek baat bolu teri behan ekdum jhakkas hai bidu muje usne raat bhar khush rakha, jaha jayegi use khush rakhegi, tumhari bhai behan ki jodi hai mast ek gandu to dusra chodakkad kya jodi hai wah wah wah
vo aaya tha ma chudwane pad mene uska comment approve nahi kiye
acha kiya warna nvg me hi uski behan pregnant ho jati aur iljaam mujh masoom par lagta :P
Raj bindas Faltu logo ke behan bhaiyon ke bare me jankari rakhne ka kya fayda. Hehehehe
Nice one
hahaha. she had said i like it IN FREQUENTLY…
Yaar joke samajh nahin aaya
Hi dosto kaise ho aap sab ?
@rashi ji ab aap apne piche to padne nhi deti ho..isliye aapki shadi ke piche pada agar aap chahti hain ki ye b na karu to theek hai….
Admin bhai teri tabiyat to thik hai na…….agr thik nhi to thoda aaram v kar liya karo hum sare ek 2 din tak wait kar lenge
Tabiyat thik hai bro.. aap logo ki duaye mere ko kuch nahi hone deti.
Vo kya hai ki thoda sa busy scheduled raha tha aaj ka… aur 1 2 din aur rahega :( fir tana tan ho jayega sab ;)
aur teir GF ke kya haal hai be
arey yar puch mat me to ekdum se pagla gya hu, sab chij acha lag rha hai duniya jaise thahar sa gya ho koi tension nhi, bt darr to ye bat ka h jaise jaise waqt bitega waise waise iska ehsas v …aur fir ladai jhagde burrr ……wo sab chhod mene tujhe fb par request veja hu meri pehli wali account hack ho chuki hai esliye naya account se request veja hu accept kar liyo meri jaan mere lakte jigar
Dear all frnds ye joke meri samajh me bhi nahi aaya.
Dear all frnds, ye joke meri samajh me bhi nahi aaya ?
@addy..its ok dear!!
gudnight friends!!
agr main kisi k cmnts ka response..nahi deta to bura mat samjhna…main sabke cmnts read krta hoon…sabhi mujhe yaad hain aur acche lagte hain..
@faltu…aakhir tum kisi baat ko samajhte kyon nahi..tumhare facebook pe friends se unse problem solve karo.ata.
@***, kya ab meri dosti acchi nahi lagti,..pehle itni baate hua krti thi..ab nhi..krlo ye dosti..kya pata kal ye dost naa rahe baate krne k liye..jab tak aata hoon kuch baat kr liya kro…agr meri dosti pasnd nahi..to kabhi tumse baat nahi karunga…kyon bhagwaan k diye tohfe ko laat maar rahe ho..fhir dobara iss tohfe ko paa na sakoge…dear to tumhe mil jaegi but yeh kismt dobara nahi mil paegi…jindagi bhar meri yaad mein doob jaaoge…agr ignore krna hai to saaf-2 kah do..tc.
hehehe tera kuch nai ho sakta hai….jb jb log is jahan ki luv story yad karenge usme se pehla aayyash baj shahjaha ko yaad karenge jo mumtaj mumtaj karte huye chal basa n dusra me tu rahega jo jay ho jay ho karta jayega hehe… me ek idea du stand by k liye tu matrix ko kyu nhi rakh leta apne sath :P
Jay jo me keh rha hu dhyan se sunna shayad tere kam aa jaye
abhi abhi mere dil me ek khayal aaya hai, humlog dhiraj ko jo soch rhe hai wo na ho aur jo nhi soch rhe wo ho to….i mean agr ekpal k liye maan lo ki agr dhiraj koi ladki nikla to to to …..Jay teri to lottery lag jayegi yar
@dosto,
tum sabko kaise milegi uska mere pass accurate hisab nahi hai..
but jay ko kaisi milegi uska mere pass accurate hisab pass hai..kyonki usne mere 7 jo lambi paari kheli thi..kai cheeje dipend krti hai..jode banne mein 200%sahi ans god k pass hai..
sab aishwarya,kat ya karina chaate hain par yeh sabki kismat mein possible nahi…
thoda mujhe apne boyfriend ko sense krna hai..1 min..searching..meine bhi kisi ko dil se chaha hai..aur bus usi ki tammana hai dil mein uske alawa ko bhata nahi hai…but real mein kon milega…still searching..god se connectivity fail ho rahi hai…dubara search krta hoon..yess found!! after 2mints..
intelligent,
loveable,
handsome n lovely,
thoda darpok haha,
height 5,8
little bit senti,
baaki cheejhe mein usmein add kr doonga…
ek ladka tha, kisi hero se kam nahi lagta tha..physicaly perfect look tha mera dost hua krta tha..uske picche ladkia jaan chidakti thi.ekdum model ya cute american handsome guy..10lakh mein ek peice…woh mere bina rah nahi paata tha..but uski kucch aadato se..jo mujhe pasand nahi thi..meine usse chhod dia..uski g.f bhi thi..jo kisi wajah se kanhi aur hai uske 7 nahi…meine use apni bus ek shirt gift kr di..ab mera uska relation hamesha k liye shayad khtm..ab aage meri kismat aur god ki marji…
ab jada bolna nahi chahta…mujhe to ladko se kabhi kabhi dar lagta hai..haha..ab kismat kisse milaegi i wish ki woh full time ho..mein 1crore mein ek peice hoon..to woh bhi kucch hona chahie..naa..
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hey kal main tajmahl ka deedar krne jaa raha hoon..pehli baar pehli jagah…wanha apni chaht ka shahjanha se ijhhaar krne..kya samjhe uski aatma se..hahaha!!
mujhe agar g.f banana hota to uski mere pass kami nahi..but aap sab jante ho mera interest rate high hai..kal mera bhai ane wala hai apni g.f k saath..aur mein agra bhaag jaaunga…woh dono ab tak mere baare mein jaante nahi..aur mein chahata bhi nahi woh jaane..aur unke aate hi mein choomantar ho jaunga..agra mein.haha……hey ab mein tata bye krta hoon..kal k choomantar k liye..
jay mera brother aur brother ki dulhan kal aa rahein hai …isliye mein kal tajmahal bhaag raha hoon..kah lo sanyog hai..not planned..no. 9..is my lucky no..mein kabhi ghadi nahi dekhta..par jab dekhta hoon..toh teeno needle 9 k close rahti hain ek k upar ek..aur tajmahal bhi 1+8=9 means 18th ko dekhunga..1000 times aisa ho chuka hai..iss time ko dekhe hue..woh ghadi..30yrs old hai..stop stop ..gudnight gud night bus ramayan likh deta hoon..:).
Dhiraj, Good Morning!!!!
Uff!!!! Tumhare comments ko padkar mai confused ho gaya ki mai apni safayi dun ya tumko advice dun?? Wase tumhari Boyfriend ki story sun ne k baad to ye Lagne laga hai ki tumko Dost ki kam boyfriend ki Jyada Talash hai, Nahi to tumko mujhse etani shikwa-shikayat nahi rahti. Yaar maine kab Dosti se Muh moda hai. Jo tum baar-baar ye blame kartey ho ki mai tumse door hota jaa raha hun. Dhiraj mai tumhari filling ko samjhta hu aur ye bhi janta hun kee tum mujhse kya chatey ho. Lekin yaar Chand se agar Andhera door hota, toh Chirago ki Jarurat hi kya hoti, Kat sakti agar Dosto se hi jindagi, to Wife naam ki chez hi nahi hoti..
Dhiraj tum apne boyfriend me kya search kar rahe ho mai usme interested nahi hun, Lekin haa tum apne Best friend me kya-kya positive point search kartey ho usko bata dena. Mai kosish karunga ke tumhara best friend ban saku.
At last mai tumse ye kahna chahunga kee Chahe tumko jiski bhi Talash ho (Friends, bf ya phir gf) “Be-aeb (Jisme Koi Burayi na ho) Insaan ki talash mat karna warna akele reh jawoge, Kyuki “Rishton ki Asal khubsurti ek dusaraey ke Baaten aur Kuch Aadato (Habit) ko bardasht karne me hoti hain.
Tumhara ***** JAY