After Marriage Couple On Bed

She Feels His Hand Rubbing Her Shoulder.

She: “0h! That Feels Good.”

Hand Moves 2 Her Breast.

She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.”

Hand Moves 2 Her Leg.

She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.”

He Stops.

She: “Why Did U Stop?”

He: “Because I Found The TV Remote!“

Kon Kahta Hai Ki Budhe Logo Mein Dimaag Nahi Hota - Is Uncle Ne Kya Mast Dimag Lagaya Hai, Dekh Ke Dil Khush Ho Gaya

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