Cricket Ka Deewana Shayar

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Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,

Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,

Lekin Taqdir To Dekho…

Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya.

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Hindi Version

मेरे लंड की बोलिंग ने उसकी चूत का विकेट गिरा दिया,

मेरे लंड की बोलिंग ने उसकी चूत का विकेट गिरा दिया,

लेकिन तकदीर तो देखो...

उसके बाप ने अबोर्शन करवा के मेरी बाल को नो-बाल करा दिया.

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35 Responses to "Cricket Ka Deewana Shayar"

  1. Mausam says:

    hahahahaha nice sher

  2. junoon says:

    nice …………….hahahahahhah…………………..sher

  3. Himanshu.The.DON says:

    Hehehehe. No baal me bhi chhakke(sixth to lag hi saktein hain

  4. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha good joke

  5. deepak says:

    Chaht me khushiyo ka gurur hota h,
    hr pl duri se dil mjbur hota h,
    Dua kro k mil jaye mujhe jo meri zindgi h,
    suna h dosto ki duao me farishto sa nur hota h.

    • Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Likeee…. This
      dipak ji kaise hai….???

    • Himanshu.The.DON says:

      Deepak bro
      farishton ka koi aastav nahi hota,
      inka jindgi se koi vasta nahi hota
      agar farishte hote to ye Jindgi “PAHAD SA BOAJ NA LAGTI”

      • deepak says:

        Himanshu bro…jb tk ap jaise dost is duniya me he..hum kaise maan le ki is duniya me farishton ka koi astitv nh…

  6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto aj sunday enjoy kr rhe hai ap log….:-):-)
    aj hum b khub enjoy kiye hai.. Sath sath dost log jid karke humse parti b le liye…
    Aur ap log kya kr rhe hai this time….???

  7. Ramo says:

    What a biggg Bakwas!

  8. Dhiraj*~):u knw me!! says:

    @Deepak..thank u soo much mujhe reply krne k liye….
    …aapki acchai hi humari kamjori hai..ki hum aapse itne impressed hai…maine aapka pichla cmnt jo mere liye tha..woh note kr liya hai…kyunki yeh cmnt mere liye..thik unn tasveero ki tarah hain..jo log apni photo album mein rakhtein hain…chehre ki tasveer na hi sahi..dil ki tasveer to meine kaid kr li hai aapke baato k jariye!!..again thank u soo much deepak..tc!!..

  9. Deleted says:

    KHUDA ne ” AANKH ” kitni ajeeb banayi h

    Jab ye khulti hai to duniya use rula deti h

    par

    jab ye bandh hoti hai to ye duniya ko rula deti h

  10. Dhiraj*~):u knw me!! says:

    …i m not well i hve 9.75percent fever..

  11. Dhiraj*~):u knw me!! says:

    …..Dedicated to true love*
    ..iss duniya meine jab kadam rakha..mujhe kya pata iss qadar tum mujhe bha jaoge!!

    ..iss dard ko meine..apne seene mein dabae rakha..sirf tumhari khatir..

    ..tum kya jaano..kbka iss berahem duniya chhod dete..agar tum iss dil ko ansuna kr dete..
    ..meine apni duniya barbaad kr di..sirf teri khatir..lekin uss barbaadi ka jashn manata hoon..
    ..har pal ki badhti inn duriya mein..mera pyaar tere liye badta jaega…
    ..khuda se bas yehi aarzoo hai…kbhi meri chahat tere liye dafan naa ho jae ..beshak hum dafan ho jae..
    ..iss chehre ko mat dekho..iss jism pe mat jao..uss khubsurat pyaar ko dekho..jo kisi
    ..apsra jaisi tumhrae khatir saji hui hai…
    ..ek baar bus apni baanho mein bhar lo mujhe..taqi uss khubsurt ehsaas ko mehsus kr mein uski khushboo mein mehkta rahoon..

  12. bheem says:

    good night

  13. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    @Dosto kha hai ap log….???
    @Koi online hai kya…..???
    @PRIYA tum kha ho….???
    (tum to aogi b to 1-2 cmnt dekar chali jaogi..)
    yhi hume acha nhi lagta.. in Really
    @Priya ek bat aj tumhe batana hi hoga. ki tum ab itna km cmnts kyo karti ho………….?????????

  14. deleted says:

    Koi online h kya ??
    Ye admin bhi ….jab Rashi thi to raat k 2 bje soota tha but ab raat ko dikhaye nahi deta …
    Wanted tum ab bhi site par aate Ho kya ???
    Reply karna

    • Admin says:

      bachha sota main ab bhi 3 baje hi hun…. par idhar bat nahi karta bcoz

      aur b kayi kam hai zindagi mein muth marne ke Siva

      • Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Other work means admin bro, deleted ji se gand bi marwana parta hai kya…..????
        (admin bro just mazak, do’nt mind)
        hahahahahahahahahaha……..

      • Admin says:

        sahi bola… bhai delete se G marwani padti hai par kiski?? tere jaiso ki.. akhir uski topi tuti padi hai heheheheeh

  15. deepak says:

    B’ful Quote—
    ” The Care & affection which u get from others”
    .
    .

    .
    .
    .” Is the gift of Your own character…
    .
    n its true”!!!

  16. Dhiraj*~):u knw me!! says:

    ..1who was the happiest person on the earth on Date:15th april 2012?????
    ..2who was the saddest person on the earth on Date: 15th april 2012???
    ..3tell me the person who knows this ans 1 n 2 n 3?????

  17. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    @Gud mrning frnds,
    @chaliye ab aj se sabi dost log apne-apne work me busy ho jaiye…!!!

  18. deepak says:

    gud mrng…doston…
    @ nilesh ji , del bro. Kaise h ap..? Bhai ki shadi ka prgrm bht shandar raha…sb ne enjoy kiya..
    @ mousam dear..hum jain h..n..daru to chaodo pan gutkha b nh khate…but…ha..shadi me maza aya…or dher sara dance kiya..mtlb full enjoy…
    @Dhiraj ji…apne to muje pehle din se impress kr diya tha…,jb mai first tym site pr aya tha..
    @ admin bro. , himanshu ji , l mangla ji, priya ji , sonam ji , kya haal h ap k..?

  19. Dhiraj*~):u knw me!! says:

    @Deepak..(:

  20. Arsh says:

    Hey priya nd all or yh sb kitne cheap jokes yr

  21. Hahayes says:

    Indian larkian bohot gandu hoti hain,har kisi say marwati,star plus pe apni gand liay phirti hain..keun g

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