Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho

Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho

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Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai

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Pappu: Daddy Ap To Chut.ya Ho. Santa: Kyun?? Pappu: Jab Aj Ap Bahar Gye The Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi The K Jaldi Kro Wo Ch.tiya Aane Wala Hai.

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  60 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    hehehehe… pappu beta to ghar me danga kara dega,..

    @mausam dear, jb kisi baat pr dil raji ho to dimag ka jyada use nhi krna chahiye hehehehe mere dil ko tm hi psnd aaye ho dear…

    @preet dear, hm to kab se aapki raho me palke bichaye hai, mgr aap kvi hm pr dhyan deti hi nhi

  2. Sheela. says:

    Bechare snta ko sb log chutiya bnate h…..

    @rahul ji mai to apko hmesa yad krti hu. Aj mene rahul ji kuch khas ni kiya mera frnd delhi se aya tha uske sath btae ki bus

    @rana ji shalu ji ratan ji ap sbko b mkr skranti ki badhaiya.

    1. Panchhi says:

      @LOFAR jana bta de na yaar tuje kis 'kaam' me meri help
      chahiya… Mere dimag me gande gande khayal aa rhe hai
      yaar….heheh @RAHUL yar me to patang ke sath ud kar tere pas h aa
      rhi thi jan bt pata ni heheh dhaga kam pad gya vaha pahuchte h or
      meri patang udna bnd kr di ….. @hey my lovely girls
      sheela,rashi,preet,shweta kesi ho sb hottys…?

  3. Rahul(chdml) says:

    hey lvepreet darlng lve u so much,me tmd hamesa yad karta
    hu dear,tmhare cmnt ka wait karta hu, or btao kya karai baby meri
    yad arai ki nai tmhara koi bf hai kya.. Sheela jan me b apko hamesa
    yad karta hu bt ky kha ye apko samaj me nai aya mne kha ki dabang
    ke chodh ke mere pass a jao use jada kush rakhuga.so choice s
    urs.lve u.

  4. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @RANA…tumne kya kaha mujhe sahi se clear nahi hua…..hum
    dono acche dost hain…hum dono ki kismat hai ki hum dost
    hain…iss dosti main samjhne wali baat kya….jay ki baatein hi
    mujhe uski taraf khichti hain aur to maine kisi ladke ko uski tarah
    cmnt karte nahi dekha…jay k naam mein baaton mein mujhe nasha
    aata hai….mein to yahi kahta god mujhe uske jaisa ladka dhundkar
    de…jay nd dhiru k bina yeh duniya adhuri ho jaegi..thats it…jay
    jaise ko paane k liye kismat ki baat hoti hai…hey god mere raaste
    bhi kisi ko bhejna jay se aur better hehe!! jay tumne mujhe dil
    mein basaya hai ya dimag mein??..jay tumhara naam naam nahi nasha
    hai mere liye..tc baby..my blessing is always wid u dear..miss
    u..tc again..love u.

  5. Panchhi says:

    @RAAVAN meri jan me exames se dar nhi rhi hu dear bs thodi
    si tens hu prprsn isbar achi ni hui hai is vajah se…..or tum kaha
    ho yaar tumhari ek v cment na dekh ke muje bilkul achha ni lgta he
    ..sachi yaar…..

  6. Lofar says:

    @Admin bhai aj cmnts aa nahi rahe ya aap publsh nahi kar
    rahe ho. Bhai cmnts time se publsh nahi hote to unka maja bekar ho
    jata hai. @Wanted bhai i m fine aap kaise ho aur kya karte ho @Raj
    bindas Ravan Atankwadi SexyUncle Rashii sweta jay dhiraj mausam ye
    sab dost log kaha gayab hai aj koi dikh nai raha.

  7. Raj Bindaas says:

    Abe salo do din mene rest kya leli tumlogo k comt to express se local train ki tarah dikhne lage sale susht murgiyo. ab suno aisa nahi chalega har joke me kam se kam 100 comt to diya karo kamchoro, khud v kamchori kar raha hai aur wo admin ko v kara raha hai,itne comt do ki admin v kahne par majbur ho jaye no space no space

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    Oops ! what a nice joke again he he he
    Panchhi – dear kithe ho ji, shinchain hunn! tumne meri baat keh dali ek dum sahi kaha tum bilkul wese hi lagti ho shinchain mujhe wo naught aur ye naughty dono hi pasand hai aur sabse jayda pasand hai tumhara comt dene ka andaj jo suru karti hai – he he he se! i love ……..kya!!! ur style likh raha hu

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    @anjali – tusi naa jayo (: (:

    @Preete, – tu mujhko bhul gayi na kuch sikho miss rashii ji se
    @Divya – Aap kabhi dikhte hai kabhi kho jate hai koi baat nahi, jab tak hum jaise time pass log hai tab tak aap log ko hamesha yaad karenge, ek aap log hi to thori busy hai baki sab to fully time paas kyo rosy thik kaha ne mene

    @Rana ji mujhe maaf karna if kono galti hamar se ho gayil bate! he he he

    @Dhiraj – gud ! wat a describe "definition of Love", m really impressed

    @Lofer – aur sunao yaar panchhi pati ki nahi

    @Sexy uncle – abe oye uncle kaha gaya be, dar k muh chupa liya, bhagode ne to, lofer ko dekhkar fat gayi 'ya' kisi aur se, gand me dum hai to mere lofer ko kuch kehkar dikha

    @Rashiiji – hellooooo, aapne mujhe yaad kiya ushke liye ushke liye ……thik hai thik hai me v kabhi yaad kar lunga he he he, u r so sweet, comt dene me der hui sorry ji, wo kya hai ki mene apni life ka rill ko action reply karke dekh raha tha aur rill ghis jane k wajah se meri CD player bigad gai thi, he he me do din tak bimar tha… n mera dost hai waisa hi hai udas,mene tumhare bare me bataya ki rashii v non veg hai to kehne laga setting karwa do na, mene ushe kaha chup sale "mujhse nahi pat rahi hai tujhse kya khak pategi,he he he he he

    @Ravan – tujhe roj panchhi yaad kar rahi hai aur ek tu hai jo bhav pe bhav khaye ja raha hai kaha ho dear aa jao

    @Kapil – bhai tumhe alag se invite karna padega

    @Mausam – acha likh lete ho

    @Jay – keep it up tum hi to is site par chaye huye ho

    @Dhiraj – tumhe kya kahu, upar yaad kiya naaa bus kafi hai
    @Rahul – jabse tumne apna naam badla hai tab se tumhare priti mera najariya hi badal gaya yaar, wo naam se tumhari pehchan thi,apni pehchan nai badalni chahiye yaar he he

    @Rosy, he he he he kuch nahi tumhara comt dekhkar khud wa khud hasi aa gai thi hindi song wo v spl

    gud to know dat u don't have any feeling 4 punit becoz my chance is also running ! he he he he

    @abe sunny – sudhar jao male ya female comt dekhkar samajh jana chahiye gadhe, rashii female ha aur me male hu,waise tu kya hai jaise hi pata chalega waise hi mail kar dunga bahuto ka confusion dur ho jayegi,apne panchhi ko pakad kar rakh,mera panchhi tere se jyada large aur powerful hai, mujhe darr hai kahin tera panchi use dekhkar coma me na chali jaye

    1. Admin says:

      Main ek last warning sab ko de raha hun.. jisne bhi ek sath comemnt akrne ho aur usne ek comment main karne ki jagha alag alag mein kiye to bina kisi warning ke ya edit kiye comment approv nahi karunga….

      Main koi nauakr nahi tumhara jo esa karu.. as u can see ki raj tere 16 different comments aaye the So dont do it again

  8. Prince says:

    Aaj Santa Ka Beta Santa Ko Chutiya Bana Raha Hai..Kal Pappu Ka Beta Usko Chutiya Banayega.. Saala hindustan me bus yahi sab karne ko bacha tha. He he he..

  9. Raja_Hyd says:

    Moral…Bacche kitne bhi chote kyon na ho unke saamne sex mat karo….pole khol dete hain….sambhal kar..personal experience..

  10. Rashii says:

    Pappu to talaak kerva dega hehehahahaha

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    Good morning admin ji n all frnds

    admin ji jb 4baje tak raat ko thand me baithogae to bimaar he padogae na, apna dhyan rakhiyega

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    My lovely jay+dhiraj ji kaise ho, ap kitni tarif ker dety ho meri, main itni b tarif k kabil nhi hu, tarif k kabil to ap ho u r soo sweet
    dhiraj ji mujhe all song pasnd hai, per abhi sirf 3 mind me aa rahe hai

    1. Hum ap k koun ka title song
    2. O re piya
    3. Mr perfect perfect his Mr perfect(aryan movie)
    waise mujhe old song kafi pasnd hai

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    Rahul ji mujhe M c pasnd nhi hai, mujhe indian fast food jyda pasnd hai, mujhe spicy food kafi pasnd hai, isliye main kumar me he jaungi hehe ap akele Mc chale jana hehe

    ———–

    Sry raavan ji apka cmt nhi de payi, ab de deti hu hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

    kapil ji kitna kaam kerogae, kb tak aaogae

    panna ji(ratan ji) kya keru ap to 1st atey ho nhi, main he apki taraf se 1st aa gayi thi hehehe

    arush ji ap kaha kho gaye, apko gf to nhi mil gayi, ab mera kya hoga hehehe

    daksh ji wo jo janaze wala cmt diya tha aapne wo to ek album song hai, maine suna hua tha, per jb main suna tha to kafi bada song lag rha tha, kaise ho ap

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    Raj bindas n Anshul ji ap to apni dost ko bhul he gaye

    Mausam ji jb ap free ho jao to bta dena hehe mujhe apse kafi shyari sunni hai

    shallu ji kaha ho ap, apko kamre me bnd to nhi ker diya fir se ap k dad ne hehe

    1. Admin says:

      Rashhi ji agar aap ek hi comemnt mein is tarha se likhoge to mujhe bahut khushi hogi…

      Aur ap to janti hai jab main dukhi hota hu to comment approv nahi karta

    1. Admin says:

      Anil ji .. comment mein kisi bhi user ke liye kuch galat na ho…. Main ye ruke hai
      Baki koi b naya user yaha aake koi b gandi baat kare main publish nahi karta
      haan jab vo purana ho jaye to thodi si chhoot mil jati hai

  11. Lofar says:

    @Admin bhai i m so sorry mujhe lag raha tha k kuch prob hai aako u plz take care nd consult any dr if req tc bye

  12. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @jay…agar tumne apne favs song nahi bataye to no more cmnts on yuuuu..ok!!….plz jo bhi bataoge woh mujhe pasand aaega but serious ok!!!…rashii di,raj nd rosy bata chuke hain..to u v…ok!!

    1. Jay says:

      @Dhirja yaar mujhko moves se jyada songs pasand hai, Tumne mera favs songs puchkar thoda paresani me daal diya hai kyuki mujhe har tarah ke songs pasand hai. Lekin mai apne kuch favs songs tumko bata raha hun, jo es samay mujhko yaad aa raha hai……

      1- All is well (3 idiot)

      2- Tere liye (Prince)

      3- Tere Mast-Mast do nain (Dabang)

      4- Dekha hai teri ankho me

      5- Pata kahte hai beta (Kyamat se kyamat tak).

      Dhiraj waise mujko fast song aur old song bahut pasand hai…….

  13. Munni (Badnaam) says:

    Nice yaar.

    Moral…Bacche kitne bhi chote kyon na ho unke saamne sex mat karo….pole khol dete hain….sambhal kar..personal experience..

  14. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @jay, thanx..but dekha hai teri aankho mein…movie kon si hai???…..papa kahte hain wala maine bhi kai baar suna hai..i luv dis song…..jay tum mujhe kucch bhi bolo chalega mujhe pasand hai…dhirja hehe..ab gane tumhare bhi sunooga..tc..

  15. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @jay ,tumhari dosti ek beautiful heart se hui hai…jiske liye ladke martein hain..hehe..tc..tc..tc…

  16. Chintu says:

    Ajib baat hai.
    Jisko dhekho wo itna mitha yaha bolta hai ki apne aur apne dosto shak hone laga hai mughe.
    Mughe lagta hai yha sab ek dusre ki le rahe .jyada larkiyo ke flirt ke hisab se lagta hai ki,ye larke hai jo itni masoom baate karne ki kosis kar rahe hai.
    Are mitro larkiya aaju baju wali fasao na nai to alag se mobile ka kharcha aur headace alag se jhelte rahne se.
    So choice is always urs.
    God bless you all guys,jinke pass itna time hai net se larkiya patane chale,net me chidiya fasti hai larki nai.
    Kahaniya bhul jao jo padhi hogi hum facebook pe the ya orkut mile the ye kahaniyo jyada behtar lagta hai real me nai.
    Mere itna likhne ka ek pe bhi asar ho jaye to achha hoga,warna jindgi aapki faisle aapke…

  17. deleted says:

    fir purana joke….kya admin……cmts mein se post kardeta….nitesh and ravi ne bahut sare post kiye h…….

    lalit ji aaj aap late ho gye cmt mein….

    1. Admin says:

      deleted main jo bhi kar raha hun uske piche reason hai… jokes bahut se hai mere pass par

      1st busy hun bahut jyada so nahi chahta ki fatafti mein copy paste kar du jokes
      2nd isi bahane purane jokes ke hindi and sms version ban rahe hai
      3rd mera man na hai ki jokes acha ho beshak kitna bhi purana q na ho padne mein acha lagta hi hai
      4th roz ka atleast ak naya joke to aata hi hai na
      5th gand marwao saro, kisi ko ye to kahna nahi ki admin prob hai to take your time yaar… bahut jokes de diye tune time pe :(

  18. deleted says:

    Kisi ki masoom hansi ke pichhe dard mehsos to kar
    Suna hai aksar log hans hans kar khhud ko saza daite hain