Daddy Main Maa Banane Wali Hun
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Next Day Santa Ki Choti Beti Ne Santa Se Kaha: “Papa, Main Ma Ban Ne Wali Hu”
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Bhai happy new year 2011 par meri taraf se swikaar karo
Sheela… (-_-) / / (. (. /\\ ) . ( // / v ) / / / \\\ .. Ki
jawani..
Santa ko uski betine chutiya banaya! Ha ha ha
haaaa
@Dabng tu sun… Kutte k muh se haddi, aur Teesmar kha se
Sheela chinana dono he bekar hai……..Dabang urf Chulbul tu
Teesmar kha ko kya goliyo se cheed karga tujhe to apni goliyo ka
sarkar ko hisab dena padata hai ha ha ha ha aur Teesmar kha ko kisi
ko goliyo ka hisab nahi dena hai. Teesmar kha tere sarir me etna
ched karga ki tere pure sarir ke ched se tatti hi tatti bahar
aayegi……….ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sexy uncle ab aap ye b bata do ki aap kute hai teesmarkha
@Admin baccha______Teesmar kha kutta to nahi hai lekin kuch aadte kcute se milti hai, jaise jab phasa deta hai to mushkil se nikalta hai, Jispar lalchi nigah dal diya usko kishi rarah se haasil kar leta hai, aur sexi uncle k aadat kutte k dum jaise hai…ha ha ha ha ha
Muze way2hrt pe chat kis tarah karte he vo sikhna he
Aaj fir me late ho gaya,pata nahi first koun aaya hoga jo v
aaya hoga wo bahut hi smart intelligent, genius hoga
Aaj kuch khas nai hai joke thick thick hai santa wele padhk
geya.hello my dear fds good morg have nice te dev.admin,raj,
rashii,shalu sareya nu 'SAHSRIKAL".
gd mrng my sweetuuuuuuuuu frndss……..
gd joke admin jii……
Faadu joke hai yaar…faad di santa ne..hahaha…jay bhaag
loffer da offer tu bhi..haan atankwadi tu
bhi…*~~~~~============»» hahahaha!!.
ha ha ha ha ha wah wah wah ye santa ka dirty mind
hai……..
hehehhehehehe maze dar joke hahaahaha
Madam Class Mein: “SEX And SIX Mein Kya Difference Hai?”
Pappu: “Madam Ji Main Batau” Madam: “Yes” Pappu: “Balla Utha Ke
Maro To SIX Aur Skirt Utha Ke Maro To SEX…….hehehehe
@Dear all friends good mirning………. @Dheraj tere liye
alag se good morning…..
ye santa bhi na pehle puri baat to sunat bas lag gaya maa
bhen ki dene
hi firends mai iss site pe new hu kya koi hai jo mujh se
dosti kare ga DIVYA, PANCHI, RASHII, ANJALI yaar mujhe aap sab ka
naam bada pasand nakni hai please bura mat manna.
hye Kajal……
v r frnds..
@Kajal ji______Sabse pahle es site par aapka swagat hai..
Agar mai aapko pasand to mai aapke sath ~#~# Karne ko taiyar hun…hehehehehe (~#~# ka matlab Dosti)
Hi Kajal Me Tumhara Dost Banna Chahata Hu
hahahaaaaa Santa ne ouri baat sune bina hi apne khaandaan
ki maa bahan ek kardee. nice joke
hahaha i have fucked this joke for first
He he he aj fir sant gya kam se….. Helo admin gud
morning. Hey ratan ji apko byk chahiye to apni g.fr. Se kho wo apko
pregnent krgi fir mil jayegi. He he he he @panchhi ji gud morning
@hey dabang i love u jan kha ho.
hi prince mai w2h pe 4pm aaungi aaj pakka ok divya naam se
aap bhi aa jana par mujhe aabhi uss site ke baare mai puro 9lig nhi
hai par koi baat nhi dhere dher aa jaye gi ok byeeee
Hey kapil dat pe chalna ho to d.dun ajao fir chalenge he he
he
Hahahaha Good Joke
ha ha ha
ADMIN sschool ke natak me maa ban ne se pehle suhagrat ka
scene hoga…usme HERO me rahunga…heroin kaun hogi bata
de
kya baat hai badi syani beti hai
@Sheela meri jaan…. Tu mujje bhul jaye ye mai hone nahi
dunga, tere jaisi Jawani mai khone nahi dunga, Roj ek baar Teesmar
kha ILU bol kiya karo… Nahi to teri mar b lunga aur tujhe rone
bhi nahi dunga…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@Sheela mrei jaan 2m suno…. Tapti Garmiyo Ki LOO hai Tu,
Jawani K Naam Pe THOO hai Tu aur Kya Kahu teri tarif me… Teesmar
kha k LU~D Pe CHIPKA HUWA GOO Hai TU…..HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA..
mast hai yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@DABANG_____Teesmar kha ki Sheela ka chakkar chhodkar apni
munni par jayada dhyan do…kyuki wo badnaam ho chuki hai, kahi
Teesmar kha usko gumnaam na kar de. esliye Teesmar kha k raste me
mat aana…………HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Nahi to Sheela k jawani se
aur Teesmar kha k Goli k nisane se bach pana mushkil hai ha ha ha
ha …..
hi guys…….
@Sheela Ji_____Aapki jawani dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,
Aapki jawani dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,
Aur Teesmar kha ko dekhte hi…..
Meri Chaddi Geeli ho jati hai…hehehehehehe
Sheela ji aap to 30-35 ko khush rakh sakti hai to en dono (Teesmar kha aur Dabang) ko aapas me mat ladawo aur dono k sath haffte k 3-3 din aur baki 1 din mere sath ……..hehehehehe
@Admin bhai aap chinta mat kijiyega 1 din me hum aur aap dono sharing kar lenge…….
Helo dosto me pehli bar coment kar raha hu site bahot a66i he
Admin muze aapko joke bhejna ho to kese bheju?
Ajuba send it to info@nonvegjokes.com
Admin me mobile se hu to kis tarah bheju? Aapke mobile number pe bheju to chalega?
Admin ye sexy uncle kuch jada sexy hai isne to rakhiswant ko b piche chodh diya lagta hai ye uska bahi hai or admin jan ki hal ye
@Preet dear Rakhi shwant ne to mujhe apna bahi banakar apne ko sexy uncle se bacha liya, lekin ab aap sexi uncle se hoshiyar rahna…….ha ha ha ha ha
Kahi v, kabhi v…….ho sakta hai……ha ha ha ha ha
Santa puri baat to sun liya kero faltu me gaaliye de di hahahaha
Hayyyeee kajal bhut pyara naam hai aja kajal tuje apni aankho me dal lu.
Kaise ho admin ji? Admin ji maine num diya to tha fir se q maang rahe ho hehe
rashhi nahi chahiye mujhe number tumhara… vo pyar hi kya jo maang ke liya jaye ese ho vo number kya jo tini baar mangne pe mile
Kajal ji apko mera name pasnd nhi hai per mujhe ap ka name kafi pasnd aaya
hye Rashii darling apko w2h pr chat krni aati h kya…..
Anjali ji pehle internet exp per jaker http://www.way2heart.com site dalo us k baad online chating…likha aata hai us per click kero fir ek option aata hai us per koi b name use kero n nonveg frnds se chat kero hehe
hey………rashii i am new here…..wanna friend……
Hi amit ji swagat hai apka , per jo b new frnd mujhe hello bolta hai uska next time cmt he nhi aata hai hehe
Bala g ram ram @ ohh ye shahid kapor yaha kaha gus geya
Dhiraj ji u r so sweet, apse kh kehna chahungi situation chahe kh b aaye hamesha khush raho
Admin ji naraj mat hua kero hehe apko pta hai jb ap naraj hotey ho to mera 2kg weight kum ho jata hai hehehe
aur Rashhi yahi mainc hahta hun ki tum Kareena Zero fgiure ho jao fir kahi date pe chalenge… abhi moti bheins ke saath hehe jaunga to majak udega na
Admin ji ab to mera weight 46kg ho gya hai isse jyda kum kervaogae to dikhayi b nhi dungi hehe
agar weight 48 kg hai to aao fir date pe chalte hai
Admin ji ye galat hai pehle mujhse naraj hoker mere 48kg weight ko 46kg kerva diya ab bol rahe ho 48kg hai to date per chalo hehehe
@admin ji:i knw dat ws a joke bt jo galat h vo too galat h hi n mene koi dimag ng lagaya its a common thng jo jar doctor ko malum hoti h…..
Raj ji badhai ho ap 1st aa gaye isi khushi me ek acha sa, sweet sa, lovely sa, sexy sa,
.
.
joke suna dijiye hahaha
Hi arush ji aj ap ko mere cmts dikhayi denge hehe
ab ap b jaldi se cmt de do joke per, ya fir kal wali baat se naraj ho (mujhse nhi) hehe
hye Jay tum gnde ho ek kaam kha tha….vo bhi ni kiya….koi batt ni dear….koi batt ni……….
@admin mujhe sachi me ktti kr rhe ho na……
@Anjali ji, Sorry kaisa kaam ? shayad maine wo comment nahi dekha hoga…..
Plzzzzzzz. aisa mat bolo dear……hehehehe
maine shayri likhne k liye kha tha…….Jay
@Anjali ji aap kaisi shayri pasand karengi veg ya nonveg ? he he he he….
Kaun rakhata hai yaad naamo ko,
logh cheharo ko bhool jatey hai,
Aap samander ki baat karti ho,
logh ankho mein doob jatey hai,
Mohabat jisney ker ni ho.
wo mohabat kya janey,
Mera dil tumhe Bahut chahata hai…
tera dil ko khuda jaanay!!
thnx Rashii jii……
Anjali ji frnds kbhi thnx nhi bolte
hye Sameer,Preet……..
tum punjabi me kyu cmnt krte ho…… mujhe ni smjh me aati punjabi……
Raj aaj te phela coment mein kita si te show tera ho reya
ha ha ha ha ha ha kal ka jokes padkar santa ki haalat kharab ho gayi isliye chikh gaya saala. ha ha ha santa ne apne khandan ka tata dhinna kar diya.
hye admin joke to ache likhte hi ho bt punjabi bhi achi bol lete ho dear………..vry nice my cuttuuu frnd..
bechara santa……………….
@Rashiiji, aa haha ha,apko koi thanx bole to aap kehte hai anjali frnds kabhi thanx nai kehte aur aapne mujhe thanx kaha iska me kya meaning nikalu,shayad aap mujhe dost nai manti ya fir aap mujhe dost nai kuch…
Raj Bindas ji ab apko kbhi thnx nhi bolungi, per ye galat hai ap 1st aaye or aapne kh sunaya b nhi
Admin yaha pe kisi ne mere naam se comment kia hai ye galat hai, mai yaha pe comment nahi karti hu bus joke read karti hu
Kajal Ji…. Sorry to say yaar par usne tumhare naam se comment nahi kiya uska khud ka naam bhi kajal ho sakta hai na
and jab tumne aj tak comment hi nahi kiya to kisi ko kya pata ki tum bhi ho yaha pe jo tumahra naam use kare..
So gabrao mat esa kuch nahi hai agar usne fir bhi koi galat baat post ki to main delete kar dunga.
@Kajal ji, aap kis duniya se aayi ha,aap ko aisa kyon lagta hai yaha par aane wale sabhi irrespective hai,is site ko use karne me insult nai aati,look yeha par aap jaise padhe likhe aur respected person v hai par wo apni ID nai chupate to aap kyon,aur haa ye aapki per. prob hai iska ye matlab nai ki koi kajal apna name se comt na kare,aur name aane se kya hota hai yaar,meri baat teekhi jarur lagti hai but mind it,hope u'll try 2 und.admin is comt ko app jarur karna
goog mrn to all of you
hehehehe nice joke ______________
Hi admin ji n my all lovely frnds hru
very nice jokes admin bro
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