Daddy Or Viagra Ki Goli

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Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai

Aur Kehta Hai: “Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Lena”

Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Isse Kya Hoga?”

Ladka Bolta Hai: “Daddy Agar Toffee Achi Lage To Mere Takiye Ke Neeche Chup Chap 100 Rupye Rakh Dena”

Agle Din Ladka Apne Takiye Ke Neeche Dekhta Hai To Use 1100 Rupye Milte Hai

Aur Daddy Ke Paas Ja Ke Kehta Hai: “Daddy Meine To Sirf 100 Rupye Rakhne Ko Kaha Tha”

Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Meine To 100 Hi Rakhe The 1000 Teri Maa Ki Taraf Se Hain“

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35 Responses to "Daddy Or Viagra Ki Goli"

1. kga7e says:

   August 24, 2010 at 12:44 am

   well done

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2. Mohit says:

   August 28, 2010 at 7:57 pm

   deepti mai hi tujhe Rs.1000/- dunga aur toffee ki jarurat bhi nahi, sari raat itna chodunga ki subah ko Rs.5000/- mujhe degi wo bhi rukne ke liye… hahaha

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3. Suru says:

   August 29, 2010 at 6:30 pm

   deepti kyo apni maa choodva rahi …ho yhaNisha lund itana hi pasand h to apni choot bhez . Loda dalke randi bazar me nilam kar dunga

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4. sahil says:

   August 29, 2010 at 9:11 pm

   yaar kya tum sadi suda ho

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5. nilabh says:

   September 2, 2010 at 5:01 pm

   Lage raho beta.

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6. nilabh says:

   September 2, 2010 at 5:06 pm

   Nisha tujhe penis chahiye to apna mob no. de na teri gand na far di toh bolna. Mera lund jab muh r bur mein logi toh artificial lund r bur mein baigan kochna bhul jayegi. R tere ko heavy payment v kar dunga.

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7. Aditi says:

   September 12, 2010 at 1:02 am

   Wooooo,what a **** deadly hitting joke kya toffee hai yar,

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8. Aditi says:

   September 12, 2010 at 1:04 am

   Mumy jyada hui bete ki to kismat bright hai be

   Reply