Dalna Hai To Dalo Nahi To Rahne Do

Views: 40,176 - Posted on 26 Mar 2012
"Yaar Tum Logo Ki Marji Hai Dalo Chahe Na Dalo. Acha Lage To Dal Dena Nahi To Rahne Dena, Aurat Ho Ya Mard Bas Dal Do... Par Kya?"

Tumhara Farz Hai Dalna,

Tumhra Haq Hai Dalna,

Acha Lage To Dalo,

Bharosa Ho To Dalo,

Jaha Marzi Dalo,

Jisko Marzi Dalo,

Orat Ko Dalo – Ya Mard Ko Dalo … “Vote

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Hindi Version

तुम्हारा फ़र्ज़ है डालना,

तुम्हरा हक है डालना,

अच्छा लगे तो डालो,

भरोसा हो तो डालो,

जहा मर्ज़ी डालो,

जिसको मर्ज़ी डालो,

औरत को डालो - या मर्द को डालो ... "वोट"

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29 Responses to "Dalna Hai To Dalo Nahi To Rahne Do"

  1. deepak says:

    Dalna to hamara moulik adhikar h..

    Are..vote yaar..

  2. Sujeet says:

    Dalana……………………………………………………..
    hehehehehehejehehehehehehehehe

  3. sonam says:

    gud joke

    • deepak says:

      hi..sonam ji..
      Ap ne sahi kaha..admin ki duniya me sidhe logo ka gujara keise hoga…but yaar..us hisab se to ap ka gujara hona b mushkil h…ha..ha..ha..
      Hamara kya h sonam ji..hum to jese tese chala lenge..
      Wese b hum to vo badnasib h..jo..agar kafan ki dukan khol le..to..log marna chod de..

      • sonam says:

        oye,itni gehrai wali bate mat kiya karo,dil tuta he to kya hua,dosti sb dard bhula deti he…………

  4. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  5. Anuj says:

    hhahahahahahhaha

  6. naina says:

    mujhe nhi dalna vote … hehe :P
    kese ho friends aap sabhi…………………………………………..

    • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Naina…! Hmm. Kaise Ho Aap?

      • naina says:

        m achi hu prince , aap batao… kya chal rha h lyf me :)

      • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        You win some , you loose some….
        but life goes on….!
        means achhi chal rahi hai life dost….na chale to hum chalne pe majboor kar dete hain.
        naina aapka original naam hai dost?

    • Priya says:

      hi naina..how r u?exms ho gye tumhare??

      • naina says:

        hey priya ha kab ke .. ab to free hi free hu :) , tum bhi yad kr rhi ho college k dino , abhi to tum college m ho yr..
        @prince nhi naina mera real name nhi h….

      • Subhash says:

        लड़की: मेरे साथ ऐसी वैसी हरकतें मत करो! भूल गए कि मैं अभी तक कुंवारी हूँ? लड़का : थोड़ी देर में तुम भी भूल जाओगी!

  7. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Dekho Admin Bro.. Simple Sa Logic Hai..Ladki Khud Pe Focus Pasand Karti Hai, Mahfil Me Ho Ya Maiyat Mein. Tumhare Sath Ladki Safe Nai Feel Karegi Beacuse Jaha Jaoge Us Ladki Ke Sath, Focus Ladki Pe Nai Ap Pe Rahega..Ladki Ye Kabhi Nai Chahegi.. Isliye Wo Tumse Katti Kar Leti Hai.. Samjha Karo yaar..Itne Jabardast Sense Of Humor Wale Ladke Se Har Ladki Darti Hai.. Unhe To Lallu Chahiye Jisko Isharo Pe Nachaya Ja Sake…

    • Admin says:

      buhuhuhuhuhu :’( ab iska matlab hai ki main sari zindagi kunwara and akela rahunga… haath ke sahare zindagi katni padegi . buhuuhu

      arey koi ladki sun rahi hai kya :’( pls mere sath esa na karo.. koi to set ho jao.. SONAM :’( :p

      • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        HeHeHeHe… Hath Se Kaam Chalane ko Kisne Bola Bro. Ladki Set Karo, Bus Uske Saamne Lallu Bane Raho. Ki Farq Padega? Kaam Nikal lo Fir Ladki Jaati Hai To Jaaye.. Nayi Aa Jayegi. Kyun?

      • sonam says:

        oye koi acha suggestion dene k liye kaha tha………faltu bate mat sikhao mere admin ko….

  8. Đ€ℓ€Țέđ says:

    aaaj nilesh nahi aaya….
    @sonam ji congrats for the settings..iss admin ka aache se fuddu khechna….bahut chaturlingam banta tha..
    @ priya ji aaj colege…wah college k bhi kya din hote the….great days..
    @wanted saale ab drama band kar aur aja site par …tu ayega to rashi ji bhi a jayengi…
    @admin tujhse kuch puchaa tha meine..last cmt mein….ya tu sirf ladkiyo k cmts ka jawab deta h ..to mein ladki k naam se login karunga next time….

  9. deepak says:

    “BETI” : ” Maa gaon me film wale aye h..
    “MAA”: ” andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti h.
    “BETI” : Maa Shakti kapoor or madhur bhandarkr b aaye h.
    “MAA” : fir to bakari ko bhi andar le ke aja…
    Hi frnds gud afr noon..

  10. meggi says:

    hahahahahaha….
    jago indiya jago..
    vote dalo..

  11. aser says:

    good jokes

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