Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai
Views: 43,142 - Posted on 21 Feb 2012
"Hamare Maa Baap Hume Galat Kamo Se Bachane Ke Liye Juthi Baatein Bol Dete Hai, Esa Hi Kuch Bechare Santa Ke Sath Hua."
Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The.
Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi.
Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya.
Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha
Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?”
Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak Bhi Hone Laga Tha“
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संता बंता एक दिन समुंदर के किनारे घूम रहे थे.
अचानक से एक नंगी अंग्रेजन लड़की उनके आगे आ गयी.
संता ने उसे देखा और देखते ही डर के भाग गया.
बंता घर आया तो उसने डरे हुए संता से पूछा
बंता: "ओये, तू नंगी लड़की को देख के भाग क्यूँ गया था?"
संता रोते हुए: "माँ कहती है, नंगी लड़की को देखने से पत्थर बन जाओगे, और मेरा एक हिस्सा कड़क भी होने लगा था"
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Hamara to read karte hi kadak ho gaya….
Hamara to read karte hi kadak ho gaya banta ji kya halat hui hogi….
Hamara to read karte hi kadak ho gaya banta ki kya halat hui hogi….
hmmm
@rashii ji kya baat hai bahat hmmmm kar rhi hai ????
…GOOD MORNING FRIENDS…
…jay meri tumse last n final request hai..plz mujhe Dhiraj na bolkr Sweetheart Dhiraj bolo..kyunki humari dosti..bahut purani hai…jo kewal ek naam tak limit nhi ho skti..isliye we should give some value to our friendship…tumhe to mein bus jay khta hoon..:)
@Ragini, good morning…..gninrom doog:).take care
gud morning frnds………..
good morning ji!! subah subah non veg hmmmm??
ab kya kare subh subh apke comment pdne ki adat ho gai he isly………
nice one!!
Mazaa nahi aaya
abbe, wo ladki tere saamne thode aayi thi jo 2jhe maza aayega :p
ADMIN BRO, ek kaam kr. tu v fb k trah hr cmnt k niche ek like ka option daal. kai baar hm kisi cmnt ki tarif krna chahte hai lekin hmare pass word nhi hota. khaskr DELEATED bro ki shayris me..
Thanks wanted bro
@Dear chaska remix..i love ur cmnts…continue dear!!..tumhara mein recent cmnts apni lifelong diary mein note kr raha ho…haan ek aur baat sorry for my last cmnts…anywez tumse milkar khushi hui..by the way m not chutiya not ga**u…i m human ….yeah mein bacpan se i love male…and still loves and will continue loving…
i love a boy vey much…not girl…hahaha..tc…i like ur cmnts n i enjoying u really..hahaha…tc…
i know u like girls very much…n i like boys…tc…by the way tumse milkar maza aa gya..haha…anywez tumhara cmnt note kr loon apni diary mein:)
8-)
oye, itni shoni smile na diya kr yaha. kahi apne NILESH paji ko heardattack na ho jaye
hehehe…wanted ji,
dont worry hum hamare nilesh bhaiya ko heartattack nahii aane denge. . 8-)
Nilesh ko bhai bol dia use to heart attack as gya hoga …..ab to shayari uske naam se hogi …
Hehehe
:p
HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE…..
WANTED BRO, koi bahan (sister) ye nhi chahegi. Ki uske bhai ko heartattack aaye… Q…???
Six months ago this feature was available at this site but in Aug or Sept its gone.???
unko bhi humse mohabbat ho jaruri to nahi, ek si dono ki halat ho jaruri to nhi……….???????????
sahi kaha sonam ji aap ne +2 mein mere sath yahi hua tha…
jo a shayari mein dikhta h ….
Misng u guys…….
He guys kuch alag krne ka mood ho rhe he,kyu na hum log ek competetion organize krte he,jisme apan sabhi ffrnds admin g pe kuch swt nd simple joke ya quote likhenge…….nd admin g deside karenge konssa joke or quote sbse acha he…agar aap sb interested he to btaiye……
AGAR ADMIN G ISKI PERMISN DE TO????????????????
Anjali Ji… Chain se So rahe hai hum, hume mat jagao…
Admin g sonam not anjali………….Ab jag b jaiye admin g……….plz permit us………
waise aap daar gye kya admin g?????????????
Kisi aur pe kar lo na … mere pe kyu kar rahi ho
admi, ek baar haan bol fir dekh hmlog tera kya haal krte hai ;)
Admin g aap to kbi b kisi pe b joke publish kr skte he,isly plz is bar ye right hume de dijiye…….
no problem admin g aap nhi chahte to fir ye topic kbi nhi aayega…..gn tc……
haha bevakuf santa
admin ne sonam g k cmt par kaise turant reaction dia…?????
aur humarae cmts par ????
Deleted g thoda sa intezar kijiye admin g maan jayenge…ache dost maan jane k liye hi ruth jate he..so,dont wory…..gn……tc…..
main kisi se naraj nahi hun….
bas sikh liya hai ki apna kam karo vo better hai. na kisi ke bano na kisi ko apna banane ki koshish karo.
hmm ab bhi naraz h , meri wife ki tarah nakhre karta h admin….
Thik hai
HAHA