Dead Birds Don’t Fly

Views: 23,230 - Posted on 12 Jan 2011

Ek Baar Ek Budha Aadmi Teji Se Chalta Hua Market Mein Se Ja Raha Tha

Uski Zip Khuli Hui Thhi Aur Ye Uska Pata Nahi Thha

Ek Ladki Ne Bola: “Uncle Aapnki Zip Khuli Hai

Budhe Ne Niche Dekha Aur Bola: “Chinta Na Karo, Mare Panchhi Uda Nahi Karte

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52 Responses to "Dead Birds Don’t Fly"

  1. anjali says:

    ap sb mujhe mt bhulna…kuch time badd m jror aaogi….ap sbke pass vapis…

    Sameer ap sbko isi trh hpy krte rhna… apne swts se jokes ke sath aur haan ap bhi mt bhulna mujhe…ni to…bssssssss any wy apna khyal rkhna or mere frndss ka bhi rkhna…..

    m really ap sbhi ko bhut miss krogi…mujhe smjh ni aa rha ki m apni yh habbit kaise chnge krogi..

    gd ngt…..nd byeeeee

  2. raavan says:

    hy frnds kapil divya rashi anjali rosy hero wanted rajbindas sexyuncle anshul rahul dk jay tony mausam dhiraj Lovepreet..lipsy and my dear panchhi how are you all

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    hy rashi dear aap meri sabse achchhi dost hain or jab ek dost comments nahi de pata hai to aapka ye farjz hai ki uski jagah aap comment de so aapne apni dosti ka farz ada kiya hai yaar thankssssssssssss u r great yaarrrrrrr or sunao kya chal aapki life me

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  3. panchhi says:

    baba me daru ki bottle ni hu samjhe tum..aur jis din tumnemeri ankhe dekh li na us din tumhari ankho ki batti gull ho jayegi….sachi sabse bade kamine ho tum

    aur name likh hi diya he to ab use galati kyu keh rahe ho bol h dete ki janbujkar lagaya hai………

  4. raavan says:

    hy panchhi jaan (my lovely birds)i am really very very sorry yaar actually mujhe emergency kolkata jana pad gya or maine aapko inform bhi nahi kiya yaar isliye main teen dino me koi comment nahi diya or in teen dino me maine aap sabko bahoot miss kiya yaar tum apni batao kaisi chal rahi hai aapki study

  5. Lofar says:

    @Panchhi jaan kaisi ho miss u @Sheela rosy divya anjali
    rana ravan jay dhiru wanted shallu raj sexy uncle mausam rahul nd
    al sab kaise ho yaro gudnight dosto thoda busy chal raha hu ajkal
    isliye properly cmnts nahi de pata u al tc @Rashiiji ab lofar gande
    to hote hi hai warna phir lofar kis baat k

  6. panchhi says:

    @raavan study thik hi chal rhi hai nd its ok sorry kehne ki
    jarurat ni hai dear……..ye batao tum kese ho? @hey anjali kaha
    ja rahi ho tum dear?? @lofar tum kaha reh gaye yaar???

  7. Matrix says:

    Ha……..ha…………ha…ha Admin bhai good yaar, kya
    joke hai :P Par hasi is baat pe aa rahi hai ki sale buddhe ne
    chaddi pehni thi ki nahi jo keh raha hai ki pant ki zip kholne se
    mare pancchi ur nahi sakte . Waise bhi to underwear ke karan uska
    mara ya jinda jo bhi ho bahar aayga hi nahi. Admin bhai is sawal
    ans. dijiye plz…

    • Admin says:

      Marrix usne chaddi pahni hui thhi par actually thodi der pahle usne susu kiya thha to bird ander karna bhul gaya thha. Kya kare yadasht kamjor ho jati hai budape mein hehehe

  8. Rahul(chdml) says:

    rashi darlng itna hi dukh ho rha tho mre sath date pe chalo he he he wese nanking restaurent apke ghar ke pas hai na,yar tum tetion mat lo me tmse milne nai arha hu

    admin bro thanks yar block hatane ke liye,wese mne usme ek msg send kia tha kya wo apko mil gaya

    gdn8 admin bhai,panchi,sheela,rashi,rana,divya,rosy.anjali,sweta,dheraj,ravan,jay,sexy uncle,dev,kajal,wanted,mausam.lofar,dabang,preet,noty hoty,shallu,kapil,rajesh,kailash,metrix, n all frends.
    Rashi jo mene itna bola uska bura mat manana yar me majak karha tha.

    >>Rahul ji kirpa karke ek hi time bahut sare comments dete time ek hi comment mein mssg diya karo… jaisi mene ab edit karke diye hai…

  9. Dabang_007 says:

    mare panchhi bhi nahi udte hai or budhe panchhi bhi nahi udte hai….goood one

    @Sheela Janu LUCKY girl sleeping till 11 mrng…

    and what u will do in weekend Dear….?TC.honey Love u….

  10. sanjeev says:

    Lord Krishna Say's

    Tu karta wo hai jo tu chahta hai, par hota wo hai jo me chahta hu, tu wo karne lag jo me chahta hu, fir hoga wo jo tu chahta hai…….

  11. nick says:

    acceptable.

    thanks

  12. mohan says:

    Vastav main mare huye panchhi uda nahi karte. baba ne theek kaha.

    I am,Mohan hi. every

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