Dekhi Meri Furti
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Aur Uski Saadee Ulat Jaati Hai Aur Wo Nangi Ho Jaatee Hai Lekin Wo Turant Khadi Ho Jaatii Hai Aur Rikshaw Wale Ko Bolti HaiLady: “Dekhi Meri Furti”
Rikshaw Wala: “Haan Mam Saab Maine Hi Nahii Saare Bazaar Ne Dekhi Aapki Furti, Lekin Aap Ke Yahaan Ise Furti Kahte Honge, Hamaare Yahaan To Ise Fuddi (Choot) Kahte Hain.“
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Heheheh hahahahahah santa ki rishtedar thi kya woh?heheh
hahahhahhaa sameer bhai good
mujhe pata tha ki ye jaldee hi publish ho jaaye ga.thanx
Achha raavan ji mera real name harsha hai…..now u r happy jaan?or kaha ho tm?
Panchhi ji kisee se kaafi dino tak baat karne k baad jab uska real name pata chaltaa hai to achchha lagta he,ye meri feeling hai.
waise aapka Harsha naam achchha hai aur Panchhi bhi achchha hai.
Rashi ji aapne mere liye itna bola,kaafi hai,lekin main aapko sach bataana chahtaa hoon ki main koi shayar nahii hoon,ab darne lagaa hoon ki jis din mera stock khatam ho jaayega us din kya hoga,tab shaayad ye Naveen Puraana ho jaayega hahahaha
Har pal ki dosti ka iraada hai aapse,
Apna pan bhi kuch jyaada hay aapse,
Na sochenge sirf umar bhar ke liye,
Qayaamat tak dosti nibhaane ka vaada hai aapse.
hahaha nice jokes hai furti(fudi)
Hey shallu tumne mobile se w2h me entry kaise ki muje btaoga or konsa mobile use krte ho u?
Good joke.
ha ha ha ha
kya baat hai
@admin bro new year me new new jhakkash idea aa rahe hai
@dhiraj yaar, sorry,
mujhe akdu mt kahna yaar, wo kya hai n idhar me kuch busy tha isiliye aap sabko new year wish nhi kr paya. fir v mai comment nhi kr paya to kya hua, mai bhagwan se hamesa manata hu k 2011 me aap sabhi frendz ko wo sabhi mile jo aap chate hai nd jise aap ab tk hashil nhi kr sake, nd ha, dhiraj ko bonas me 1 payara sa boy frend v.
@mausan dear, mai radha rani wale joke me aapke baato se agree hu, admin ko kam se kam godess ka naam is tara nhi lena chahiye
@hello rashi ji, meri swalo ka jawab dene k liye sukriya,kaisi hai aap
@hi kapil bhai, aaj to aap bhut busy the, kya programme tha kuch batayenge,
@ jay dear, tumne mere sawalo ka jawab nhi diya
@hello dr. sia, aap kya sach me dr. hai
@aaj kal anuj nd spicycheak kaha hai, kisi ko pta ho to batana k we comment kyon nhi kr rahe
@Wanted, yaar mai 31 Dec & 1st january ko is baba sexidash ki site par hi access nahi kar paya. so yaar sorry let reply de raha hun.
Yaar wanted tumko mai baba Ramdev ke paash jarur le chlata lekin pahle es sexidash baba ji ke smoohan shakti se nikal paunga tabhi too.
yaaron, koi fadakta sa naye saal ka joke sunao
hi panchhi acha naam hai harsha so nice ab tak kyu chupa kar rakha tha.
@ wanted…u really made me laugh…u aa so nice…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .lol ! lol! lol!….u r really a hero yaar..i like u..aaj to ek dhansu shayari cmt karoonga..lol!lol!loli….m still laughing out loud yaar..thanx! thanx! thanx! thanx!…..2011 bar thanks 2 u lovely…ha ha ha..nw m rlly happy…tera hi jalwa ha ha ha ha!!..dekho god ne tumhe bheja mujhe khush karne k liye…mein back 22hrs se sad tha..nw m happy!!.tc byeeee!
dhiru, my real name is deep singhania
Panchhi yar tumhara panchhi naam jyada achcha hai hehehehe @Wanted bhai tujhe kya dr. Sia se nasbandi karwani hai kya jo pooch rahe ho hahahaha
@wanted, m really xyted to knw ur real name…plzz do let me knw..plzzzzzzzzzz..:).
dear panchhi thanks for name aapka name bahoot pyara hai main haryana ke bhiwani dist.se belong karta hun par persent time me mai siliguri(west bengal)me job kar raha hun vaise aap kahan se belong karti hain
Me gujarat me ahmdabad se hu raavan n thanx raavan n shallu mera name ko lyk krne k liye…. @lofar bde dino bad dikhe n muje v panchhi acha lgta hai bt wo name mere papa rkha hai so me use mitana ni chahti…..n is naye saal k 1st day par tum v apna real name bta do….lofar
@Dhiraj yaar 2m abhi v mujshe naraj ho kya. yaar mai sach kah raha hun. 31 Dec. & 1st January ko mai teri Asst. bhootani ke sath thha, na jane usne baba sexidash k sath milkar kya plan banaya kee mai baba sexidash ki site par access hi nahi kar paya so sorry yaar.
ha ha ha accha jokes hai admin sir .
ye fuddi kya hai yaar?
gud joke.
are kapil kahan ho bhai kal to tum raavan ko pareshaan karne ke liye utawale ho rahe the kya raat ka nsha abhi tak nahi utra
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hy rashiji kahan ho lagta aap raavan ki hansi ki deewani ho gayi hain ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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hy anjali kaisi chal rahi aapki jindri tum to yaar id ki chand ho gayi baat karna hi chhod diya
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oye lofar riksa dhang se chlaya kar tumhari jra si laprwahi kisi ladies ko furti dikhane par majboor kar deti haai ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha
Raavan tum siliguri me kya kar rhe ho yaar?
AB ITNA ACHA BHI NAHI HAI ANSHUL
SHALU U FROM
chalu rickshawpullar……
hii…@rashiiji how ru?kya-kya dhamal machaya aapne es naye saal me…… aap way2heart pe aa sakte ho par chat nahi kar sakte vo kyon??????hii..@anshul bhai kya chemistry hai apki es kalyug ke rawan ke saath……tum to kehte the ki mai abusing words ka use nahi karta to phir ye kya hai??…..hii..@panchhiji aapka ye name hi better haind cute bhi……:hii@shalluji kaise kat rahe hai apke din….
are nhi lofar, mai tumhare bibi k bachche ka baap banne k baad hi nasbandi karaunga.
ha ha ha ha
mera hi jalwa jalwa jalwa jalwa
@Wanted bhai pahle apni bibi to mere yaha se to le jao aap yaha site pe mera hi jalwa jalwa jalwa ga rahe ho aur tumhari bibi yaha mujhe apna jalwa dikha rahi hai Achcha ab samjha tune apna nam wanted kyu rakha asal me teri bibi wanted hai .are wanted k bibi 'lapata' yaha chud rahi hai le k jao yaar isko yaha se.
Is per kya cmt du admin ji btana jra hehe hahaha
Dhiraj ji cool , gussa insaan ka dushman hota hai so pls cool rahiye
raavan ji ap khulker hastey ho isliye mujhe apki hasi pasnd hai hahahahahahahahahahahaha
arush ji kaise ho ap, aapne to kaha tha aj se ap k he cmts dikhyi dege per apka to sirf ek he cmt dikha hehe
Wanted ji m gud ap kaise ho( her taraf wanted ji ka jalwa hehe)
panchi ji harsha is gud name, panchi ji main busy nhi thi so gayi thi hehe
dear panchhi main siliguri me tcixps me branch inchage hun
Hi Shallu ji aisi kya baat kerni hai apko hehe
Mausam ji ap k liya kya bolu , ap k cmt n apki shyari( agar wo shyari mere liye ho tb hehe) to mujhe khush ker deti hai
dear panchhi kya tum facebook use karti ho
Ha krti hu aur tum way2heart pe ate ho kya?
WAH! WAH! WAH!….teri madhosh jawani k kya kehne wah! bus ek bar….bus ek baar apni jawani ka swad chaka de…..kasam se…kasam se kahta hoon jindagi k saare swad…sare swad chakhna bhool jaoonga….bus ek baar meri jaan…bus ek baar…..dis shayari is dedicated 2 shallu,jay,sexibaba,jay,raj,wanted,ratan,antank,arush,raa1,lofar,etc etc..ha ha ha! loooooooooooooooooooooool..haha…..nice name wanted wah! wah! wah! wah!…haw! haw!:).
@Ravan tu long term memory loss ka patient hai kya pahle tune bola k tu haryana se belong karta hai jabki tu Srilanka ka hai poori duniya janti hai aur ab tu bol raha hai k lofar rikshaw chalak hai jabk rickshaw to tu chala raha tha bhai meri mano to dr. Sia se tum b atankwadi k tarah nasbandi karwa lo samjhe bhootkaal hahahaha @panchhi mera real name ashish hai
lofar tera cmnt padkr lagta hai tera naam lofer hi hona chahiye tha.ashish nhi. nd haa meri shadi nhi hui to bibi kha se aayegi, haa mai ladkia use krke chod deta hu lagta hai usme se koi tumhare paas pahuch gyi…
@sorry admin, nd my dear frendz, mai is tarah k cmnt nhi krna chahta pr kuch log yaha pr majbur kr dete hai.
Hi frnds sbka din kesa rha? Hey boys is jok ko pdhne k bad tum sbka mn khi rikshawala bnne ka to ni h? He he he. Hey dabang kha ho yar? Admin i miss u nd tumko g.fr. Jldi milegi.
sheela tum aur tumhari badi bahan k karan meri padai barbad ho gai h ab tum nanga nac band kr do
rashiiji mujhe apko ye batana tha ki mobile se w2h par kaise pahucha maine apse pucha tha ki aap ko sa mob use karte ho
panchhi mera mob. Nokia 5233 hai pehle maine google par ka kar type kiya (free application for nokia 5233) then select mobile9 site fir usmai opera 10 download kiya not opera mini n install
or ha rashiiji ye baat bhi kehnh thi ki meri sister kh bhabhi banna hai hehehehehe
oye dhiraj paji just chil yaar aye lo 2 pepsi [][] piyo _____arush bhai mai to dhik hu aap kaise ho mast ho na
happy new year to all of my friends
Same 2 u dear
hi tina happy new year
hey mujhe raavan g se ek sikh mili ki gum k samay mein ram kabhi mat bano…RAAVAN bano nd khush raho aise…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaahaa haaha haaha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha..hehe..raavan maharaj ki jay ho..ha ha ha ha haaaa..tc all of u..kitnee galat baat hai raavan g ko jalaya jaata…its not fair…btw keep laughing ha ha ha..again happy new yr day2..:D.
Ladko ko bus sirft ek second kafi hai…agar kuch dekhna chahtein hain to dekh he lete hain..:)
@rashii, aapko ek baat batao thoda strange lagega…baat yeh hai ki meri eyes badi jhakass hain…agar woh ankhein aapko mil jatee to koi b ladka aap ko dekhta to ghayal ho jata :)..really..meine priyanka ki ya kat kaif ki ankhein nahi dekhi meri eyes jaise…world top 50 eyes shamil ho sakti hai..:)…btw boys meri taraf kafi attract hotein hain:)..yeh meri life ki problem ban chuki hain…kai baar to accident ho chuka hai meri in eyes k chakkar mein…god tune aise eyes q banai..why??????.
Nice joke yaar aur batao
Tum kaise ho
hye RaaVaaN……
m to yhi thi bt tum mere cmnt ka kuch rpl ni krte ho…. ab tum hi btao jb tum rpl ni kroge to m batt kaise krugi dear….
yh btao kya chl rha h aj kl tumhari life me….
hye Shallu…………..
kaisi ho dear………
hye Kapillllllllllllllllllll…….
kaha ho dear……….
hye admin……..
mujhe bhi btao na w2h pr kaise chat krte h..
@shallu, i respect punjabi…but tum mujhse hindi mein baat karo to accha lagega…i lov dis language very much….btw logo ne apne aap ko kitna baant liya hai…ex language,religion nd all dat.
nice joke………
heheheheheheh……
hye Jay……
hw r u????????
@ Anjali mai to ekdam mast-dhinchak, bole to ekdam badhiya jhkash, Aap kaisi hai ?
Raashi tu cmmnt na kr yar seekh le .. chaddi pahn k betha kar rikshe pe:P:P
Aman ji main aj tak rikhshew me nhi baithi or na he kbhi bethna chahungi n apka name aman hai apko apne name ka meaning pta hai to apne name k according cmt dijiye aasahanti mat kijiye n mujh per cmt mat kijiye joke per cmt kijiye gudbye n tc
hellooo….frns…
hi sheela ji happy new year…kaisi rahi aapki new year eve. party???
admin bhai mere se kya narajgi hain
mast hai yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lofar bhai/Ashish bhai tussi great ho yaar,yaar tumne panchhi ko jo Loose Motion kidefination samjhaayi he Kamaal he mere bhai,lagta hai tum to Scintist banoge,
great yaar kya scintific defination dee hai,ab ise Panchhi ji to kya koi bhi nahii bhulega.
Aur Atankwadi bhai tum Atankwadi hi raho Scintist banne ki try mat karo.nahii to kisee din tumhaara misiel yumhaare hole me fat gayee to wo hole ayr bhi gole ho jaaye ga.hehhee
Mausam bhai howsala afjaee k liye shukriya
baba kaha gaye coment app. nahi kiye na hi koi joke
hi evrybdy kya chal raha
hy sheela hru yaar agar aap meri riksa me baithne ke liye tyar ho to mai riksawala bnne ko tyar hun par fir mai aapki furti jarur dekhunga ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa
@Admin bhai,Dhiraj yaar, Bhootani, Anshul, Rashii, Rosy, Panchhi, Sheela, Raavan, Lofar, Wanted, Raj Bindaas, Kapil, Imran, Mausam, Shallu, Arush, Dabang etc.
Dost Kabhi Dostonse Khafa Nahi Hote,
Dil Milake Kabhi Juda Nahi Hote,
Bhula Dena Hamari Kamiyonko Kyonki
Insaan Kabhi Khuda Nahi Hote…
We r best friends 4ever……..
@ wanted: ji ha………..
oye panchhi jaan tussi kitthe ho jee kahin tum bhi kisi riksa me to nahi baithi ho
Hi dhiraj.. Nice shayari.. Hw r u..
are yar raashi sorry..
ek saf suthra shakahari joke suno.. Ek vari shila ko dekne
ladkewale ae. Q? Q k shila jwan ho gi thi.. To isne pucha ldke se
ap kya krte ho. Ldka: lakdi(wood) ka kam ha g. Shila: timbr mrchnt
ho? Ldka:na g. Shila:ply wgera ki dukan ha? Ldka: na g. Shila:
furnitr ki dukan ha? Ldka: na ji road ki syd ma subah subah daatun
bechta hu:p
Kas Rikse per tum sabhi hoti aur ham sgbhi apki furti dekhte.
sheela kav ap v apni furti dikhao
wt rubbish lmao………?joke tha ya kahani vo b bkwas
……….rather it was pj
fudhi he he he heeeeeeeeeee