Dekhne Ke 20 Rs, Karne Ke 10 Rs

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Ek Bar Santa Mele Dekhne Shehar Gaya

Waha Do Lines Lagi Thi Ek Mein Likha Tha: “Dekhne Ke 20 Rs

Doosri Mein Likha Tha: “Karne Ke 10 Rs

Santa 10rs De Kar Ghoos Gaya

Use Waha Ek Bakri Di Gayi Chodne Ko, Santa Ne Use Choda Aur Chala Gaya

Doosre Din Wo 20 Rs De Kar Dekhne Wali Line Mein Chala Gaya

Aage Wale Se Pooochaa: “Bhai Yaha Kya Dikhate Hain

Aage Wala Bola: “Pata Nahi Aaj Kya Dikhayenge, Kal To Ek Sardar Ko Bakri Chodte Dikhaya Tha

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68 Responses to "Dekhne Ke 20 Rs, Karne Ke 10 Rs"

  1. sanjeev says:

    nice jock, jiski bakri thi, usne b to kuch diya hi hoga na, bakri ko chudwane ka?

  2. rani says:

    mansi kya tum lesbian ho

  3. nilima says:

    me hu na lesbian

  4. Vickyssss says:

    nilima ladkiyo k pas to lund he ni hai tu kya muh me legi kya chut me dalwayegi or kya gaand me dalwayegi..

  5. Vickyssss says:

    kalpana ki chut b bakri jesi hai

  6. yukti says:

    ladko ke liye bakri do

  7. Vickyssss says:

    @ Sanya .. M.B.A. Karne k lye mujhe ladki jesa sadiyal subject mila hai kya… Kalpana ki bakri jesi chut mene islye kaha kyo usne he kaha ki chut to chut hoti he bkri ho ya ladki

  8. Rakesh says:

    Yukti, agr sare ladko ko chodne ko bakri mil gai to tum ladkiyo ko to gazar aur muli se kam chalana padega…mazur he kya?

  9. yukti says:

    yaani tum log ladki se

    jyada bakri ko chahte ho

    rakesh punit piyush

  10. Pratap Singh says:

    Admin Bahut Galat Bat Hai Ap Mere Comments Post Nahi Karte Jabki Me Ganda Bhi Nahi Likhta Yaar Kam Se Kam 1 Hi Post Kar Diya Karo

    • admin says:

      Pratap bhai hadd hai yaar main sare post to aproove karta hun… kamal hai yaar. tum to ulta mera sath dete ho logo ko samjhate ho

  11. Pratap Singh says:

    Admin Bhai Is Joke Ke Bad Walon Me Jo Ki Mere ID Par Ate Hai Maine Comment's Kiye But Me Dekh Raha Hu 1 Par Bhi Nahi Hai Agar AP Chahte Hai Ki Me Comment's Na Karu To Koi Bat Nahi Me Apse Lad To Sakta Nahi Comment Band Kar Duga……..

  12. B.k. says:

    Yukti tumhare jasi bakri ho to no problam

  13. Akshay says:

    hiiiiii koi ladki patane ka tareeka batao…meri koi girlfriend nahi hai……ya koi girl friend ban jao

  14. money says:

    penchodo santa sardar e kisne keha,nale jad india ch sardaran te joke kyu ni bande c jad ithe AK 47 aan de chhankaate pende c saale aihsaanframosh

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