Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike?

Views: 18,488 - Posted on 03 Oct 2011

What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike.

Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used,

While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked.

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Jay says:

October 3, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Hmmmmmmm………No comment…..Q K kahi gf ne comment padh liya to phir muskil ho jayegi:))

Jaiswal says:

October 3, 2011 at 4:33 pm

hahahaha ,ku bhai abhi tak use nhi kiya kya tune? hehehehe

panchhi says:

October 3, 2011 at 1:30 pm

bakvasss ….

pearl says:

October 3, 2011 at 1:38 pm

@jay,..as i knw u like me…lekin kya main tumhe pasand karti hoon…kya iske baare mein tumhein koi idea hai..kya tumhein qualities hain woh saare jo main apne dreamboy mein dekhna chahti hoon…this heart is searching 4 rigt match…tum mere acche dost ban sakte ho…ok..kya tum mere ….mere ban sakte ho???? ..DREAM BOY..so now u r proposal in moderation..:)..i knw its difficult to find dream love…but its nt difficult to create true love…..
jay m not searching for dream boy…im search in 4 a boy who knws understand respect n meaning of love..my first step towards rigt step is my success..nd gods will n wish..tc urself…..jay m single …n wann smone to make one heart…4ever….but u r one to whom m sharing this much of my words..no other boy is out there except u..

Jay says:

October 3, 2011 at 4:54 pm

@ Pearl, Mujhe ye koi idea nahi hai ki tum mujhe like karti ho ya nahi, Lekin i am trying to win your heart. But i don’t know how to come in your heart, I am not a professional, and i don’t have more experience for love, but i know only this, i can bring smile on your face. I can’t say i can die for you, but i can live with your friendship. I can’t say this, i can bring Star from sky for you, but i can bring ice creams & chocolates from market for you. I can’t become majun, Ranjha, & romieo but i can give you lot of love; nobody can’t give such a love to you. I am not saying i become Shajahah & make Taj Mahal for you, but sweetheart I can give you a beautiful place for beautiful girl like you in My Heart. Now it is depend on you, you can accept my request, or break my heart.