Difference Between Bad & Worse
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What Is The Difference Between Bad & Worse
Bad: “When Your Parents Found Your Last Nights Used Condom”
Worse: “When You Have To Chew It To Prove That Its A Chewing Gum..!!“
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Tumne karke dekha hai kya
Are kahan ho sabhi
morning mangla ji..!
Morning prince kya ho raha hai
Bhosdi ke apne nam me gap to de do,, Lalit Mangla likhne me kya gand fat rhi hai gandu
Oye gand se nikli hui aulad muh sambhal ke baat ker or apna pura naam kyon nahi likhta rohit gandu
Rohit aaj jo bolna tha bol diya aaj ke baad lalit ji ko kuch mat bolna ok.
hello rohit!! hahaha!! tum kaise ladke ho … tumhare kai comnt meine padhe..tum ladkio mein itne dub chuke insaaan ho ki tum har ladke se nafrat krte ho…accha hoga lesbo ban jao!! haha!! lesbian bhi ladko ko itna hate nhi krti jitna tum krte ho!! chutiye!! haha!! no sorry!! waise tum kaafi hot lagte ho…i like hot boys but with great mind!! by the way ur age is 21 i think so or 20!! good luck!!
Rohit Last Warning.. aaj ke baad idhar kisi ko gali mat diyo.
Idhar pyar se raho… gali diye bina b to kam chal sakta hai na to chalao..
Kaise ho lalit ji?
awwwwwwwwwwk… :-P
@hello prince ji!! bhul gye!!
@nitesh..m fine dil mein rkhne k liye shukriya!!
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tc rohit :)
How can i baby? haan but ab wo word nahi milte jinse tumhe kuchh kah sakun.. ! you may think nice excuse but realty is this.. take care.
admin sorry…i was in serious workshop….hence suddenly couldn’t answer to u……actually i was not expecting it….i forgot that i gave my no…
i will surely come to karnal….and will call u….
Yu Toh Har Dil Kisi Dil Pe Fida Hota Hai,
Par Har Dil Ka Andaz Juda Hota Hai,
Aur Laakh Sambhalne Par Bhi Girta Hai Insaan,
Par Jo Jhuk Kar Ussey Uthaye Wo Khuda Hota Hai.
Samjhe Dosto…
Ek Ladka aur ladki suhagraat mana rahe they, Jaise hi ladke ne sex karna chaha vaise hi Light chali gayi, Ladke ne andhere me hi uski jm ke thukai ki, Subah uth kar jab dekha to ladki ka Naak (nose) pura Laal aur fula hua tha.
Ladka hairan hokar bola- Tere Naak ko kya hua?
Ladki- Kal raat andhere me tumne meri Chut ki jagah mere Naak ki thukai kar di,
Ladka- Toh Maderchod tune bola kyu nhi?
Ladki- Bhosdi ke kaise bolti Tere 2 gol gol Ande mere Muh me jo they. ;-)
Frnds kahan ho sab?
Lagta hai ek hum hi faaltu hain.
ADMIN JI! EK SHAYARY AAPAKE LIYE= हर गली – मोहल्ले की दीवार पर लिखा आपका “नाम” है!!!…………………. साथ में लिखा है चप्पल-चोर दस रुपये का ईनाम है!
Ravi, aby, lalitmangala, prince mai aapki shikayat aapke parents se karunga ki aap non vage jokes padte ho!!
Hay Allah main toh dar gaya, Plz chhora ji aisa mat karna.
Hehehehehe…. ;-)
masttt one…!
Gud joke…
@ Hello , Dhiraj dear….
@ Rohit ji, Ap se request,, yaha k kisi b users k sath dhang se baat karen….coz…yaha pr hum sb ye galat bhasha psnd nh krte…or na hi kisi k liye use krte h…so plz…agar ap cmnt kare to sahi bhasha ka use kare….yaha pr ap ki bhasha hi ap ki pahchan h…
Aage ap ki marzi….
@ Lalit bro, fb pr meri pic. Dali h…ck it…
@ Rashii ji, Soch raha hu…ab sochna km kr du… :P tarif usi ki… ki jaati h jo us k kabil ho…
@ Aby bro, mujhe koi frnd rqst nh mili…plz ck..
@ Del bro, is baar rajasthan me acchi baarish hui h…ap ki city me kya hl h..?
@ Nitesh bro, kaha gayab ho sir ji…
@ Hello priya ji…ap ki awaz ki tarif sun ne ko mili… Or vo b us bande se jo bht kam kisi ki tarif krta h…grt..
@ Hi Prince dear, Tyagi ji, HPS bro, Anuj Bro, hw r u al..
@Deepak,.. hi!! tum hr din yaad krte ho accha lagta hai !! tc!!
Fine Deepak… Yunhi Pyaar Ka diya Jalaaye Rakhna yaha …
hmmm…
Har Baar Woh Kyu Mujhe Chhor Jaata Hai Tanha…!
Main Mazboot To Bahot Hun Magar Koi Pathhar To Nahi…!
gud sher……i already posted it….
Meri Aankhon Pe Marta Tha,
Meri Baaton Pe Hasta Rehta Tha..
Na Jaane Shaks Tha Kaisa, Mujhe Khone Se Darta Tha..
Mujhey Jab Bhi Woh Milta Tha,
Har Baar Yhi Kehta Tha..
Suno…..
Agar Main Bhool Jaun Toh, Agar Main Rooth Jaun Toh,
Kabhi Wapas Na Aaun Toh,
Bhula Paogi Kya Sab Kuch..?
Yun Hi Haastey Rahogi Kya,
Yun Hi Sajtay Rahogi Kya..?
Yhi Baatein Hai Bas Uski,
Yahi Yaadein Hai Bas Uski,
Mujhe Bas Pata Hai Itna…
Mujhe Woh Pyar Karta Tha,
Mujhe Khone Se Woh Darta Tha…!!
One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?”
The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back”
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.. What the hell happened to you?”
He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do.
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to you.?”
“Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor”
gud joke….
Bahut acchhaa hai
admin tune apna airtel wala no to diya nahi……tu to kah raha tha usse call karunga…..sham ko 5:30 k baad mein free hun…..
mujhe nahi pata ki fon kyu kat hua tha.. mene to uske bad bahut calls kari tujhe par lagi nahi.. thodi der mein karta hun dobara try
Nahin Maloom Kab Se Hai Taluq Tum Se Yeh
Apna ,
Tumhara Aqs Tha Dil Main , Tumhare Naam Se
phly
Ab to in ankhon sy bhi jalan hoti h
mujhy
Khuli ho to yaad teri, baand ho to khawab
tere..!!
gud joke,
@del ji. I m here. Kaise ho bro,???
@aby ji, ek bat bta du apko ki yha kisi ki setting-wetting nhi ho sakti, aur han iske liye apko apne lover ko fb par search karna hoga,
yha par kai log aaye aur chale gye. buttt no responce so ye ap bhool jaiye ki yha par kuch ho payega…
@ADMIN bro, ap kaise hai. Lagta hai bhut busy ho gye hai.so joke b kam aa rhe hai…? :) :) @ RASHII JI, PRIYA JI, NAVYA JI ap log kaisi hain.??
@deepak ji ap kaise hai?
@jay bro apka b kuch pta nhi hai, jra idhar b U turn maro.. Hehehehehehehehe
@dheeraj ji ap kaise hai?
@and dear all frndz ap log kaise hai.???
” woh mujh pe shak kia krta tha…. ki mein uski duniya se hun ki nhi”
“meine usse kha..ae shakki insaan ek baar to inn aankhon ki ghraiyon me to utar”
:) :cool: :roll: :)
@deepak bhai kahi gaayab nahi hua bas yahi hoon…! aap kaise ho..?