Difference Between Foreigner And Indian After Whiskey
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Whats The Difference Between Foreigner And Indian After Two Pegs Of Whiskey?
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Ma every sunday apne 4-5 dosto ke sath bar me jata hu waha vhisky peete hu. Aur randibazi bi karta hu par mere kisi dost ne aaj tak nahi kaha?
Gatiya daru peete honge tum log
Sahi bata tu kaun si peeta hai kai din se masti kar raha hai
bhai whisky to hum bhi peete hai lekin vhisky kaun se bar mai milti hai hame bhi batao
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hahaha sahee baat he bhai log.
angreji peene ke baad aadmi yahee dialogue boltaa he,aur Desi peene ke baad Angreji boltaa he,
Its ok 2 hav fears..
Its ok 2 make mistakes..
Its ok 2 Giv up sumthng..
Its ok 2 b Quiet sumtyms..
Its ok 2 cry wen evry1 laughs..
Its ok 2 laugh at a joke if u lykd it..
Its ok 2 luv d 1 who may not luv u..
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Its ok if u dance lyk a duck gone wild..
Its ok if u sing lyk a frog gone wilder dan a duck..
If being wat u r, makes u happy..
Its ok 2 b YOURSELF..:-)
Luv YOURSELF & LIFE wud hav a crush on YOU..!!;-)
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Thnx admin bro. Ap lagatar site pr ho..or dhansu wale cmnts de rahe ho.. Maje he yaar..
Main idhar hi tha … bas kayi bar mood aisa hota hai ki baat na karu.. aur kayi bar to hehehehehe lagta hai jaise mast main zameen pe lotpot ho jau ;)
kya be admin tera elaz karna hi padega tu bigad gya h
Deleted Mere Trust ka Esa najayaj fayda fir na uthaiyo ….. aage teri marji
Aage nahi yaar piche teri marzi. kyunki tu piche se hi marta ha. P
Yaaro mujhe apni jindgi bahoot manhoos lagti ha. Ma jab jindgi ki reality ke baare me sochta hu to meri rooh kaanp uthti ha. Ki bas yahi jingdi ki hakikat ha. Diseases, kabi rozgaar ki chinta, kabi sex ichha ka tang karna, tanhaai etc . Mujhe jindgi ras-heen si, feeki-2 lagti ha. Aur tab ma sochta hu ki drogs nasha hi meri jindgi ke manhoos pune ko control kar sakta ha. Uper maine btaya ma bar me jata hu vo jhuth tha. Nasha na karna meri mazburi ha. Kabi sochta hu suiside kar lun. Par nahi hota. Har samay gum tention gher kar rakhti ha mujhe. Plz halp me dosto plzzzz btawo ki suiside kaise karun. Kaise tention free howun. plz !
mere ko call kar… zindagi mast bana dunga.. suicide ke naam se bhi gabraya karega… aur bhagwan se dua karega ki … umar bada de ;)
Himanshuthedon tention me har koi aesa h sochta h bt really life bahot beautifull h tention lene se koi b kam asaaan ni ho jata ,dhiraj ne bahot achha smjhaya h.. possitive soch bahot kuchh badal skti h …..aur meri mano to ek bar admin ko call krlo pakka kuchh n kuchh solution jatur milega :)
I was just kidding…admin for nahi karunga
@himansho:the don…sucide krna aasaan hai..par yeh jo zindagi tumhe mili hai..woh phir kbhi nhi mil paegi..life mein thoda compromise krna padta hai..!!yeh dil naadan hota hai..humesha bura aur negative nhi socha krte..life ka yehi roop hai..kbhi khushi kabhi gum..aur ek baat sucide krne waale kaayar hote hain…ek baat life mein..person ka aane ka maksad enjoy krna nhi hota..balki..kucch accha krna hota hai…dusro k liye jio..to life mast ban jaegi..mein to khta hoon..jeete raho..ya to counceller k pass chale jao..nhi to net pe..apni problem ka solution search kr lo..tumhare sucide krne se..naa tumhe shaanti mil paegi..naa tumse jude hue logo ko..please koi sucide naa kre!!
..ek aur baat khna chahta hoon..sabme kmiya hoti hain..chahe girlz ho ya boys..ya phir koi aur…isliye kisi khass sexuality ya gender ko blame krna sahi nhi..
….yaar sucide krne se accha hai..koi bada kaam krke amar ho jaooooooooooooooooo!!!
…deepak..maan gye tumhe aur tumhare cmnts ko..taliya ho jaein..clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!!..itne acche acche ladke hain iss duniya mein..aur apni zindagi..nashe daaru ciggrette mein waiste krte hain..sach mein kalyug hai!!
…4 me whats the dirtiest thing in the world!!!
…pig waste ..no!!
…sada mans(rotten flesh)..no!!
…naali ka kachra..no!!
…it is…corruption!!! in mind!!..means corrupt mind!!..chahe girl mein ho ya boy mein..!!
hehehehe
.he is lovely..if he smiles at me:)
.he is lovely..if he say hi to me!!
.he is lovely..if he sing a song 4 me!*!*
.he is lovely..if he say me thank you..!!
.he is lovely..if he respects me!!
.he is lovely..if he calls me and say..good morning!!
.he is lovely….if i do something wrong..n he scolds me!!
.he is lovely….if he is intellingent nd little bit idiot!!
.he is lovely….if he can dance n never lies!!
.he is lovely….if he understands me n cares me!!
.he is lovely….if he dont smoke n dont hve bad habits
.he is lovely….if he dont break promises!!
.he is lovely…if he can cook!!
.he is lovely…if he holds my hand..wherever i go!!
.he is lovely…if he is of shy nature..but bold in doing responsibility!!
.he is lovely…if he keeps himself..fit n fine!!
.he is lovely…if he suggest me..what is actually wrong or right!!
.he is lovely..if he talks soft n sweetly
.he is lovely…if he loves me 100percent
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.i m lovely..if i give him all above i mentiond!!
……….unfornately. or fortunately.i m alone:)no expections..n nothing to worry!!
…n y i m alone..kyunki rab ne abhi nhi banai jodi:(
…who will be my lover????
Admin Jay cmt nahi kar raha lagta h uski company Mein teri site ban Ho gyi h .
Nilesh kaha h ne tu…???
Rashi and wanted ne to bhism pritgya le Li h site p na AANE ki …:’(
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Panchi ji kya haal h aapke???
Admin apna no. Btana ….
me badhiya hu ap sunao..
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Swa”desi” is the best
peene k bad chuha bhi sher ho jata h………hehehe