Difference Between Lollipop & Lund?
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What Is The Difference Between Lollipop & Lund.
Agar Girlfriend Lollipop Choose To Chota Hota Jata Hai & Lund Choose To Bada Hota Jata Hai
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kya hua tumhe samjh me nhi aaya ya………….. :o
ya…..??
smjh aa gaya :)
kya bat hai aaj apna experience share kr rhe ho…kya chhota & kya bada hota hai :p
ye to me sirf kitabo ki baat kar rha tha,,,, experience to 0 hai mera :(
Which book??name plz :p :p :p
:o kamsutra- the burning love :ho
:o :o :o o.O chiiiiiiiiii..OMG!!! ye kya kya bakwas padhta rhta hai….
:o bakwas nhi hai……. uske kala ( कला )ke bare me bataya gya hai :p
Priya ji…wese jb ap ne Anuj se book ka nam pucha
tha tb ap ko kya laga tha..vo RAMAYAN ya MAHABHARAT ya kisi Dharm Granth ka na batayega..!!!
Or ye ap ne itna bada chiiiii bola..iska matlb hum ye maan le ki ap ne ye book padh li h or ap ko ye chiiiiii lagi h…!!!
yar anuj tu kitabe padhne se accha to BF hi dekh le
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…..
heheheheheheheh aur jyada choose le to L bhi Lollipop ki tarah chota ho jata hai
hehehehehe……….Sahi kaha bro tujhe to Lollipop choosane ka jyada experience hai:p
@Jay lagta hai tum bhul gye. Tumne hi mujhe kaha tha ki bro yaha mera gand na mara karo,,,, so maine tera g marna chord diya tha…
Lakin mujhe lag rha hai tumhare G ka keeda fir se jaag rha hai
Yaar Anuj, Mai Agar tujhse baat v karta hun to tum Dar kyu jate ho ?
Yaar tu to Aise chillane lagta hai jaise mai teri G mar lunga ??
Bro. jab maine kah diya ki teri G nahi marunga to nahiiiiiiiii he rahega.
Haa kabhi-kabhi yaar Ungali to kar lene diya kar:p
Q ki yaar DIL HAI K MANTA NAHI……..hehehehe
haan aur wahi ungli apne muh me ghusa lena…
Kyoki tujhe bachpan se tatti khane ki aadat hai
iska matlab anuj ji ko nawabi shouk ki beemari hai hehehehehehehehehe hahahahahahaha
♥ Wo mujhse poochti hai kis kis ke
khwab dekhte ho ___!!
♥ Bekhabar jaanti nahi ke yaadein
uski sone nahi deti__:(
Kya baat h
Very nyc
hehehehe……Crazy definations:-):-)
1.Laziness?
Asking lift 4 morning walk
2.Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox
3.Honesty?
Pregnant women taking 2 tickets
4.Dehydration?
Cow giving milk powder
5.Fashion?
Lungi with a zip..
6.Hope?
A 99 yr Old woman purchasing a
life time sim card
7.Fact?
Ur smile 4 my…..
Very good is site ke kuch ladke bhi chuste hain ab ye batane ki jarurat nahi ki wo kaun hai
***gud mrng frndz***
hw r u all…..???
Deepak ji ap kaise hai.,..???
Nilesh bro gud morning!
Aap sookar utth gaye kya ????
1 dm zhakaaaaaas….
Hi Dosto!!!
Ek Ladki Khadi Thhi,
Na sms Kar Rahi Thhi,
Na Call Kar Rahi Thhi,
Fir Bhei Uska Balance Jaa Raha Tha.
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Kaise ?
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Socho Yar…
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Q K…
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Wo 1 Pair Pe Khadi Thi.. !
Jo samajh gaye wo REPLY kare, baaaki pogo dekhe..!!!
Jay bro samaj me to a gya par hasi nahi aaye
Santa’s gf: Jaanu tum ladke log toilet krne k baad apna wo kyu hilate ho..?
Santa: Jaan hum usey hilakar y yaad dilate h ki teri zindagi ka mksad sirf toilet krna hi nhi h….
Wow monica ji
Grt…kya baat he..!!
Dhasu…joke..
to ladkiyo ka wo ladko ke uske aaram karne ke liye bana hai ……
Really good joke
Ek Baar Ek Hijde ne Power+ Capsule Kha Liya.
Capsule Hichki k Sath Bahar Aakar bola- This Facility Is Not Available In Your System Because ‘Hardware Not Found.’
नींद आयेगी तो एक महशर बरपा होगा ,
लोग रोएंगे बहुत मुझको जगाने के लिए
Uski yaad mai hum barso rote rahe
Bewafa vo nikle badnam hum hote rahe
Pyaar mai madhoshi ka alam dekhiye
Dhul chehre pe thi aur hum aayine dhote rahe….
Like this your stetus…
Moral that- koi b work karne se pahlf apne girewan me jhank lena chahiye…
Hahahahahahahehehehehehe….
gud…
@ admin mere jokes ko tum na comment me post karte ho na hi as a joke publish karte ho.
are kab karoge jab yeh purana ho jayega????
hmmm, chinta na karo darling main jo karunga soch samajh ke karunga ;)
hmmmm
Admin monica ladka ha ladki nai jise tum keh raheho daa ling. Hehehe
abe hehehe ladka hua to kyahua uske ander bhi to Ling Daala ja sakta hai na :p
Ladka*=ladki. Ladki *=ladka. p
@ Himanshu tumhe kisne kaha ki Monica sharma ladka hai.
chashma nahi pehante ho toh pehna suru karo, pehante ho toh power in diopter badhao…
Yaar tu ladki hai to mere se setting hi kar le buhuhuhu
sharab jitni purani hoti hai wo utna hi maza deti hai ;)
waise aapka age kya hai Monica ji
main purani hun magar…
purani sharab jaisi………..
a..hahaha
To peene ka moka do na
Gud n9t frndzzz……….
Sleeping mode ACTIVATE..
Dad asked his Adopted Son: what is d Height of Laziness ?
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. Son: i m Adopted, wht else can b said…
good :D :D
gn………..
Bhad Me Jaye Padhai :-D 1 Baccha Potty karne
khule me gaya
Waha 1 PIG baitha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha
waha se bina potty kiye.. .
… jane laga
PIG chillaya SaaDDa HaqQ.
EttHe Rakkhh.:
admin koi mast j0ke dala kar purane kyu dalta hai
Hi…Dhiraj ji…
mny mny hpy rtns of d day…HAPPY BIRTH DAY….Ap hamesha khush rahe…salamat rahe..yahi dua h…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY “DHEERAJ JI”
gud morning frndzzz……:-):) ;-D
Happy birthday dhiraj
bhosdi ke..!ye joke bhi awating mode me..!
Bhuhuhu…..!:p
धीरज बच्चा अभी पता लगा आज तेरा जन्मदिन है।जन्मदिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाऐँ तुम जियो 100साल,साल के दिन होँ 365 या366
Zindagi me 2min. koi mere paas naa baitha….
Aaj sab mere saath baithe jaa rhe hai…..
koi tohfaa naa mila aaj tak mujhe or aaj phool hi phool diye jaa rhe the…..
taras gaye hm kisi ke haath se diye wo ek chhote pyaar ko….or aaj ijhaar kiye jaa rhe the….
2 kadam saath chalne ko koi taiyaar naa tha…..or aaj kaafila bnkr chale ja rhe the…..
aaj pata chala ki {Maut} itni haseen hoti hai hum 2 yu… hi jiye jaa rhe the…..:(
Happy birthday dheeraj….!
Have a grt year ahead…!
god givs u evrythng whtevr u wants…..!
Sucess,money,achivment and all that whtevr u wants……..
evn a gf…..:-) hehehe..!
whtevr bro….!ye btao party kb de rhe ho aap…?:p