Dil Todne Wali Ladki Pe Shayari
Views: 27,969 - Posted on 26 May 2012
Usne Baja Diya Mera Music Bina Dhol Ke,
Dil Tod Diya Usne I Hate You Bole Ke,
Ek Roz Ja Rahi Thi Wo Mujhe Bye Bole Ke,
To Maine Bhi Dikha Diya Apni Chain Khol Ke.
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उसने बजा दिया मेरा म्यूजिक बिना ढोल के,
दिल तोड़ दिया उसने आई हेट यू बोले के,
एक रोज़ जा रही थी वो मुझे बाय बोले के,
तो मैंने भी दिखा दिया अपनी चैन खोल के.
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Pahla case hai jisme ladki ne ladke ko bajaya hai. Warna ladke hi bajate aaye hain ladkiyon ko aaj tak wo bhi bina dhol ke.
Sahi kaha tumne
Sahi kaha bro. jaise ke……
Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
Boy:bachpan se roj 4.
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai.
MORAL: Girls Aap log zyada lecture deti hai, zayada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai.
Thanx deleted n jay bro. Sb aap logo se hi seekha hai.
Kabhi mujhko saath lekar
kabhi mere saath chal kar
woh badal gaye achanak meri zindagi badal kar
vry nyc…
Kisi Ke Intezaar Mein Guzar Rahi Hain Ye Zindagi
Din To Guzarta Nahi Abhi Raat Bhi Hai Poori Paadi.
Jaane Wala Aane Ki Ek Aas Laga Gaya Hai Aesi
Ki Sote Hue Bhi Aankh Meri Rehti Hai Bus Khuli.
Intezzaar Mein Us Ke Jo Do Pal Nikal Jaate Hai
Unko Hi Bus Hum Zindagi Jeena Keh Jaate Hai.
Saare Shikwe Janab Tere Hai,
Dil Pe Saare Azaab Tere Hai,
Tum Yaad Aao To Nind Nahi Aati,
Nind Aaye To Saare Khwab Tere Hai.
BK Admin,
Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per litre…
Aur karo santa banta ke jokes…
Dekha Sardar ka REVENGE!!!
tum sab lode ke tope…. agar uski jagha koi aur b hota to vo b yahi ma chudvata…. tum sirf aur logo ke bolne se bolte ho khud ka dimag lagaya
maa ka loda pakistan mein usa main aur countries mein sardar betha hai jisne mahngayi badayi hai
hehehehehe…………. Yaani ki Santa aur Banta ki puri Khandaan ne Milkar Mahngayi bdhayi hai :P
nahi pathan kidhar gaya, chodumal kidhar gaya saxidas kidhar gaye ;)
hmmmm……. Eska Matlab ye log bhi Tail (Petrol) lene chale gaye thhe :p
Tabhi to Sala Tail (Petrol) ka price he high ho gaya ……..hehehe
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………………. he he he he he he he………….
ha ha ha ho ho ho ha ho ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………
Faqeer: Allah k naam par kuch de do ??
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Ghar se Ladki boli: Kuch ni HAI mAAF
Kro..
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Faqeer:Apna mobile nmbr hi
dedo,,baba dua b krega or msg bhi :p
Jay bro nice shayri vid gud jokes.
Thankz Alok bro……
Ye to kuch bhi nahi hai..
Mai Fursat aur Mood me rahta hun
to es se bhi achha karta hun :p
Aur Aisa karta hun ki Admin k v phat jaati hai :p
@ Dhiraj,
U Mitha Dard Deke Mujhe,
Tu Kahan Goom Huwa Hai?
U De Kar Janam-2 ki Dosti ka Wasta,
Tu Kahi Aur Dil Laga Baitha Hai?
U Nasha Deedar Ka De Kar Mujhe,
Tu Kahan Nazarein Zama Aaya Hai?
Yoon Wada Karke Mahobbat Ka Mujhe,
Tu Kounsi Rasam Nibhane Chala Hai?
Yoon De Kar Kasam Jeene Ki Mujhe,
Tu Kounsi Raah Pe Kadam Rakh Aaya Hai?
Yoon Nayi Zindagi De Kar Mujhe,
Tu Kahan Duniya Basane Ja Raha Hai?
wah wah wah mast
Hiii friends how r u all? Hii anuj i think u r new here.m i rite?
True lines-
“Acchi yaadein apki ankhon me tabhi nami lati hai…
Jb apko ye ehsaas ho ki ap un yaadon ko dubara nhi
jee sakte”….
@jay…mera pichhle joke mein ek cmnt hai woh padd lena…
..tumhe maloom nhi aaj tumhare do cmnts meine note kiye hain..
jay jay jay…tumhein mein kbi nhi bhool sakta…aur i want ur friendship in each every birth!!tc…
i hate you jay!!
i hate you jay!!
i hate you jay!!
i hate you jay!!
i hate you jay!!
i hate you jay!!
i hate you jay!!
..jay mere liye yeh scentence..bhi i love you jay..jaise lagte hain…so every word n scentence for u by me is equals to..i love you jay…10000 times mein tumse telling u..i will love u 4ever n cant 4get u Dear lovely naughty jay!!tc n good night!!
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**~{*G*O*O*D**N*I*G*H*T}~**
***~~~~~~*~J*A*Y~*~~~~~~~***
*SWEET*o*O**O*o*O*o*0*DREAMS*
Aaj site k hero n heroin nhi aaye .
nhi
samze……….
Are yaar nilesh n priya.
Kahin dono ……….
gm evrybdy
Gud mrng frnzzzzz…,
hv lovely day…
Tc…
Good morning deepak,nilesh where r u ?
Alok priya ne ek baar mujhe bhi daat diya tha uska aur nilesh ka nam eksath jodne par, so be careful
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Aankhen aaj bhi uss kamine ko talash rhi h, jisne kaha tha
12th tak padhlo,college me to aish h!……
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Gud morning all frnds . Hv a sweet sunday. @ deleted bro mene nilesh n priya ko joda nhi hai. Unki repect ki hai aakhir ve hmare frnds hain. Hero n heroin hona koi aasaan kaam to hai nhi. Ab dekhiye na aap b kitne bade shayar hain site ke.
@Deepak, how R you?
. how R you?
. how R you?
..how R you?
..agr tum rply kroge mujhe kroge to..i feel good!!
..agr nhi kroge…to bhi..koi baat nhi..kyunki its u r right..ki 2um reply kro ya nhi!!
..mein 3 baar tumse pucchunga uske baad mein silent mode mein switch kr jaounga..!!
@jay, mujhe tumse 1 she kayat hai.ki tum pehle kyun nhi aae meri zee N dgi mein..but koi baat nhi..tum meri zeeNdgi mein kewal aae nhi blki..meri ZeeNdagi mein sha mill bhi ho gye…jo poss she bol bole to nhi tha..anywez…:)..tumhare che hre pe hra ban k rhe!!..so D ear..sun lo..ear khol k …GOOD N SWEET MoRnINg…N 2 Dear Friendzz ko bhi..GOOD sunDAY..avoid sunRayz ..its 34 degree celcius now!! :)