Din Raat Dikhe Bas Mujhe Ek Hi Cheez

Views: 42,232 - Posted on 21 Apr 2012

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Hindi Version

पप्पू ने संता से पूछा: "पापा, मम्मी के दो और गाये के चार क्यों होते है?"

संता: "मादरचोद, कहा से सीख़ के आया है ये सब तू"

पप्पू: "पापा, मैं तो टांगों की बात कर रहा हूँ, आपको तो दिन रात बस चूची ही दिखती है"

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30 Responses to "Din Raat Dikhe Bas Mujhe Ek Hi Cheez"

  1. Priya says:

    hehehe……………intelligent pappu :))

    • Anuj says:

      Jab tu intelligent ho sakti hai to wo kyo nhi :p

    • yogi says:

      yaar ladkiyan kitni kaisi hoti hai batao nonvej jokes padhti hai

      • Priya says:

        to tumko kya problem hai??

      • Himanshu.The.DON says:

        Yes yogi mere khyaal se ladkiyon real me stupid hoti hain. Becoz yaha ke maximum jokes me girls ki insult hoti ha fir bhi vo apni insult ko dohrane yaha aati hain. Is se pata chalta ha ki ladies kitni kamini hoti hoti hain. Are ye to hamare next joke wale boss se bi gyi gujri

      • Alok Gupta says:

        Yaar yogi aap kuchh bhi kar lo lekin ye girls sudharne wali nhi hain. Chalo isse fayda to apna hi hai. Enjoy……………. Hot Girls…………

  2. deepak says:

    ha..ha…ha..
    Pappudo bht hoshiyar h…

  3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hahahahahahahaha…..
    Ye PAPPU kuch jyada hi brain use karta hai.;-D:-)

  4. Alok Gupta says:

    Pappu ne boobs ke bare me hi puchha tha lekin baad me palat gya.

  5. deepak says:

    Womens are like fruits..
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    Every women has her own unique taste and color….
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    The problem is the men..
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    They seem to LOVE
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    “FRUIT SALAD…”

  6. Anuj says:

    hahahahahahaahehehhehehehehehhe

  7. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  8. Lalitmangla says:

    Pappu bhi aakhir pappu hi nikla

  9. deepak says:

    Takdir banane vale tune bhi had kar di.
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    Takdir me kisi or ka nam likha or dil me chaht kisi or ki bhar di.,

  10. Hps says:

    Jeeo mere lal pappu

  11. Hps says:

    Jeeo mere lal pappu, lekin dhanywad ke paatra admin bro v h jisne purane joke ko naya roop diya.

  12. deepak says:

    Admin bro…aj mene site pr 2010 2011 wale joke dekhe..n..users k cmnts b padhe..yr us tym 1 joke pr km se km 100 se upr rply hote the…site pr kitne sare bande the…n..aj sunapan lgta h…kabhi 15 cmnts to kabhi 20..bs is se jyad nh..
    Apko kya lgta h..kya karan h…n..us tym to jo b bande the 1dm bindaas the…wese aj b he..but fir b…hum jese bore krne wale bande b h…

    • Anuj says:

      uss waqt sirf Adult Comnts hua karte the :p

    • dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

      Dear deepak is sab main karan hai fb hum sabi users ko fb ke keede ne kat liya hum sabi ko ek dusre ki fb id ka pata chala to hum yaha ki wajaye waha fb pe milne lage , aate to hum log yaha b rahe par hum itna time hi nikal sake ki is site k liye cmnt de sake is liye idhar cmnt kam ho gaye , hum idhar mili huyi khushi ko b bhul gaye aur us meethe jehar ko chakhte rahe jo pehle to meetha tha lekin baad me wohi maut ka karan bana , ab bus kal 22/4/12 ka din last hoga mera udhar fb par taki apne sabhi fb frnd ko hlo, hye , bye bol saku . Aur uske baad bye fb frnds 4ever , phir jab tak hai dum isi site pe jee lenge hum

  13. Mausam says:

    hahahahhahaahahaa ye pappu inteligebt nahi he ,saalaa pakaa haraami he,santa ke naha dho ke peechhe pad gayaa he

  14. deleted says:

    Gud mrng friends

  15. Paramjeet singh saini says:

    Gud mrng frnds

  16. Deleted says:

    FOR ADMIN

    Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
    Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
    Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
    Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

  17. sam says:

    Kya mai aap logon ke sath jud sakta hun?

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