Archive for the ‘English Sexy Jokes’ Category

Friendship Adult Version

Friendship Adult Version:

  • Friendship Isn’t About I Am Sorry, Its About Ma Chuda.
  • Its Not About Where Are You? its About Kaha Gaand Mara Raha Hai.
  • Its Not About I Forgive You, Its About Muh Mai Lele.
  • Its Not About No, Its About Ghanta.
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Difference Between Man And Mobiles

What Is The Difference Between Man And Mobiles.

Mobile – Signal Gets Strengthen When It Finds A Tower.

Man – Tower Gets Strengthen When Its Find A Signal.

3 Good Manners Of Male Penis

3 Good Manners Of Male Penis:

  1. Courteous - It Stands Before Performing.
  2. Emotional - It Cries During The Performance.
  3. Polite - It Bows Down After The Performance.

What Is The Dumbest Part On A Man’s Body?

Q. What Is The Dumbest Part On A Man’s Body?

A. The Penis. It Has A Head With No Brain, It Hangs Out With Two Nuts And It Lives Around The Corner From An Asshole!

Men Are Like, Bank Accounts

Men Are Like……..Bank Accounts

They’re Only Useful When They Are Loaded.

Sorry For Delay In Jokes

Friends,

I am in hospital from last week. My finger got Infected and had an operation. Doctor told me to rest for five days.

So there will be some delay in jokes. I will start sending  jokes ASAP.

So pray for the best.

Thanks everybody

Pandit Ji, Koi Gyan Ki Baat Bataiye

Ladki Mandir Mein Jati Hai Aur Parsad Laker Pandit Ke Pair Chukar Puchti Hai
Pandit Ji, Koi Gyan Ki Baat Bataiye

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Suggestion Please Wear Helmet

Accidents Take A Minute But The Suffering Could Be Life Time“.

Please Wear Helmet & Condom On Your Appropriate Heads During “Respective Rides

Quote of The Millennium

Prostitution is the Only Industry

Where Freshers are paid More than the Experienced.

A Female When In….

A Female When In Thirties Is Like A Football
22 Players Running After Her

A Female When In Forties Is Like A Basketball
12 Players Running After Her

A Female When In Fifties Is Like A Golf Ball
One Man Running After Her

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Beauty Is Not Judged By Your Clothes

Beauty Is Not Judged By Your Clothes Or Your Appearance

It Is Judged By Your Inner Self

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Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?

Q. What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?

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99 Condoms

A Guy Walk Into A Local Pharmacy & Walks Up To The Counter Where Lady Pharmacists Is Filling Perception.

Guy: “I’d Like 99 Condoms Please

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A Woman’s Body Has Five Rooms

According 2 Chinese Docs,  A Woman’s Body Has Five Rooms:

  1. Face – Show Room
  2. Boobs – Play Room
  3. Tummy – Store Room
  4. Vagina – Men’s Room
  5. Anus – Emergency Room

Difference Between A Secretary And Personal Secretary

Difference Between A Secretary And Personal Secretary:

Secretary: “Good Morning, Sir.

Personal Secretary: “It’s Morning. Sir.