When Nobody Loves You,

Nobody Cares For You

Nobody Think About You

Every One Ignores You

Then Go And Sit In A Corner

Close Your Eyes And Think

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Masturbation Is An Exothermic Dynamic Process,
By Which, A Man Challenges A Woman, That He Can Live Without Her.

Girls Expressions During Fucking By Different Lengths Of Dicks

9 Inch – Aahh, Its Paining A Lot
8 Inch – Aaaaahhhh, Yeahhhh
7 Inch – Ohhhhh, Its Good
6 Inch – Its Perfect
5 Inch – Not So Bad
4 Inch – Aaj Ke Liye Kam Chla Letti Hun
3 Inch – Ander Hai Kya ???
2 Inch – Abe Hai Bhi Ke Nahi
1 Inch – Tu Gar Jaaa Main Ungki Se Hi Kaam Chala Leti Hun

Do You Like Math

Add A Bed,
Subtract Your Clothes
Divide Your Legs
Now We Both Can Multiply Easily.

Why Should Guys Have To Dip There Penis In Horlicks ?
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Hanuman Chaalisa Aur Condoms Hamesha Apni Pocket Mein Rakho

Kyunki

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One Day Three Friends Go To A Ski Lodge And There Aren’t Enough Rooms, So They Have To Share A Bed.

In The Middle Of The Night, The Guy On The Right Wakes Up And Says: “I Had This Wild, Vivid Dream Of Getting A Hand Job!”

The Guy On The Left Wakes Up And Unbelievably He’s Had The Same Dream Too.

Then The Guy In The Middle Wakes Up And Says: “That’s Funny, I Dreamed I Was Skiing!“

Man To Priest: “Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned I Usually Read Dirty Jokes And View Pictures Of Girls On My Mobile”

Priest: “Forward Your Sins To Me!“

T-Shirt Slogan Part – 2

Your Face, My Ass, No Difference

10 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend

1. Truthful
2. Intelligent
3. Gentle
4. Humble
5. Tolerant
6. Polite
7. Understanding
8. Sexy
9. Smart
10. Youthful

In Short – Tight Pussy