A Teacher Ask To Johnny: “Which Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?”

Johnny Replied: “Feet Because Every Night I See My Mom With Her Feet In The Air Screaming Oh God I Am Coming.“

Q: What Boys Do On Mother’s Day?

A: Help Girls In Becoming Mothers.

What’s Common Between The Sun & Women’s Panty?

• Both Disappear By Night…………
• Both Are Extremely Hot.
• Both Looks Better While Going Down

Kissing Benefits:

• Taste Change Hota Hai
• Calories Burn Hoti Hai
• Lips Sookhte Nahi Hai
• Thakaavat Door Hoti Hai
• Face Ki Muscles Strong Hoti Hai

Advantages Of Breast Milk

• No Need To Boil
• Cat Cant Steal It.
• Available In Attractive Containers
• Popular In All Age Groups.
• Ek Par Ek Free

I Love The Way When It Rubs Against The Soft Pink Flesh..

And Creates A Creamy Foamy White Liquid As It Thrusts In And Out, Up And Down…

Can’t Wait To Brush My Teeth

Niple Niple Little Star

Can I Suck You In My Car

Up Above The Breast So Have

Always Milky Never Dry

Let Me Touch It Never Shy

In The Bra It Will Be Dry

One Day Three Girls Are Walking On Road.

A Parrot Saw Them And Shouts: “Pink, Red, Blue”

Girls Knew That Are The Colors Of Their Panties

Next Day Girls Didn’t Wear Panties And Crossed The Same Street

Parrot Shouts: “Shave, Trim, Curl“

What Is The Common Between Bar And Bra?

Both Are The Places Where Men Can’t Control When They Are Open

A Girl Having An Affair With A One Legged Man And Finally Got Marries With Him

One Day She Wrote A Letter To Her Mother:  ‘My Husband Only Has One Foot‘.

Her Mother Replied: ‘You Are Lucky Baby, Your Father Has Only 5 Inches‘