Archive for the ‘English Sexy Jokes’ Category

She Has A Cute Vagina

A Man To Cardiologist Angrily: “How Dare You Tell My Wife That She Has A Cute Vagina

Doctor Replied: “Stupid, I Told Her That She Has Acute Angina.

Old Man’s Stories

The First One Said: “My Hands Shake So Bad That Today I Shaved And I Cut My Face!

Second Old Man. “My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!

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You Blow Me You Feel Good, What Am I?

I Come In Many Sizes, When I’m Not Well, I Drip, When You Blow Me You Feel Good, What Am I?


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You Blow Me Hard, What Am I?

I Go In Hard, I Come Out Soft, You Blow Me Hard, What Am I?


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Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?

A Finger Goes In Me. You Fiddle With Me When You’re Bored. The Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?


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Definition Of Old Age?

What Is The Definition Of Old Age?

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Similarity Between A Dick And A Matchstick?

What Is The Similarity Between A Penis And A Matchstick?


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Luck And Fu.ck

Luck And Fuck Are Directly Proportional To Each Other,

When Luck In Your Favors, You Can Fuck Whole World,

But When It Doesn’t, Whole World Will Fuck You !!!

Burning Of Calories In Sex

Burning Of Calories In Sex

Lying: “90 Cal

Standing: “492 Cal

Dogy: “326 Cal

2nd Round: “824 Cal

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Symbols Of Love

Symbols Of Love

Nipple: “Peak Of Love

Boobs: “Shape Of Love

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