House Sex – When You Are Newly Married And Have Sex All Over The House In Every Room.

Bedroom Sex – After You Have Been Married For A While, You Only Have Sex In The Bedroom.

Hall Sex – After You’ve Been Married For Many, Many Years You Just Pass Each Other In The Hall And Say “Fuck You”

Courtroom Sex – When Your Wife And Her Lawyer Fuck You In The Divorce Court In Front Of Many People For Every Penny You’ve Got.

Teacher in Class To Children: “Why Buffelo Looks Nervous After Giving Milk?”

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A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students: “For The Best Penetrations 6 – 7 Inch Penis Is Best.”

One Of The Girl Asked Her: “Maam, What About 9 Inches?”

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Boy Asked To A Girl: “Can I Kiss You?”

Girl Answered: “Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips?”

Boy: “What?”

Girl: “I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips?”

Boy: “I Did Not Get You?”

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Why Do Women Wear Panty?

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Love Is Not Measured By Hugging Kissing And Sex. Its All About Trusting, Respecting And Accepting A Person With

Opened Legs Closed Eyes, Wet Lips Saying

“Push It More“

During Sex Jeeto Asks To Santa Repeatedly: “Do You Love Me, Do You Really Love Me?”

Irritated Santa Shouted: “What The Hell Do You Think, I Am Doing Pushups?“

Train Ke Ek Dibbe Mein Do Pathan Aur Ek Panjabi Safar Kar Rahe The.

Panjabi Ne Socha Itna Lumba Safar Hai Main To Bor Ho Jaunga To Kisi Se Baat Vaat Kar Ke Time Pass Karna Chahiye

Panjabi Ne Ek Pathan Se Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aapko Koi Sher Aata Hai?.. To Pathan Ne Kaha Kyo Nahi Lo Sher Suno”

“Pani Mein Kashti Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka” (Lakru = Lakri = Wood)

Panjabi Ko Yeh Sun Kar Bada Gussa Aaya Khair Punjabi Ne Dusre Pathan Ko Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aap Bhi Kuch Irshad Kariye”

To Doosra Pathan Bola

“Kashti Mein Chappu Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka”

Yeh Sun Kar Panjabi Gusse Se Lal Ho Kar Aaram Se Beth Gaya

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Two Sardars Got Into A Heated Argument.

While Arguing, One Of Them Shouted “Kiss My Ass!”

The Other One Replied: “This Is Not The Time To Be Romantic“

Q: What Is It When A Man Talks Nasty To A Woman?
A: Sexual Harassment.

Q: What Is It When A Woman Talks Nasty To A Man?
A: $3.99 A Minute

Q: How Can You Tell If Your Wife Is Dead?
A: The Sex Is The Same But The Dishes Pile Up.

Q: How Can You Tell If Your Husband Is Dead?
A: The Sex Is The Same But You Get The Remote.