Q: Why Is Queen Victoria’s Bottom Always Wet?

A: Because “Queen Victoria” Is A Ship.

Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex:

1. Asthamatic Sex – Ah..Aahh..Ah
2. Obedient Sex – Yes… Oh Yes..Yes
3. Greedy Sex – More.. More.. Give Me More
4. Motherly Sex – Uhh Baby, I’m Loving It.. Maa Ah
5. Disappointing Sex – Ah Can’t Really Feel It… Aah
6. Doggy Sex – Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao

Why Do Girls Like Gold Things More Than Boys?

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Sadhu Fatti Dhoti Pehan Ker Ghar Se Nikalta Hai

Aur Mandir Me Puja Ke Liye Jhukta Hai

Ek Aurat Sadhu Ki Gand Ko Gullak Samajh Ker Usmein Ek Sikka Dal Deti Hai

Sadhu Sidha Ho Ke Bolta Hai: “Behanji Ab Ghanti Bhi Bhaja Do“

Dark Ugly Woman Walks Into A Store With His Two Sons

Shopkeeper Surporisley Asks To Woman: “Are They Twins?”

Woman Shocked And Asked: “No, Why Did You Ask?”

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Question Asked From An Old Man To His Pennis

We Were Born Togather, Grown Up Togather, Enjoyed Life Togather,

Then Why Did U Die Before Me?

When Nobody Loves You,

Nobody Cares For You

Nobody Think About You

Every One Ignores You

Then Go And Sit In A Corner

Close Your Eyes And Think

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Masturbation Is An Exothermic Dynamic Process,
By Which, A Man Challenges A Woman, That He Can Live Without Her.

Girls Expressions During Fucking By Different Lengths Of Dicks

9 Inch – Aahh, Its Paining A Lot
8 Inch – Aaaaahhhh, Yeahhhh
7 Inch – Ohhhhh, Its Good
6 Inch – Its Perfect
5 Inch – Not So Bad
4 Inch – Aaj Ke Liye Kam Chla Letti Hun
3 Inch – Ander Hai Kya ???
2 Inch – Abe Hai Bhi Ke Nahi
1 Inch – Tu Gar Jaaa Main Ungki Se Hi Kaam Chala Leti Hun

Do You Like Math

Add A Bed,
Subtract Your Clothes
Divide Your Legs
Now We Both Can Multiply Easily.