Why Should Guys Have To Dip There Penis In Horlicks ?
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Hanuman Chaalisa Aur Condoms Hamesha Apni Pocket Mein Rakho

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One Day Three Friends Go To A Ski Lodge And There Aren’t Enough Rooms, So They Have To Share A Bed.

In The Middle Of The Night, The Guy On The Right Wakes Up And Says: “I Had This Wild, Vivid Dream Of Getting A Hand Job!”

The Guy On The Left Wakes Up And Unbelievably He’s Had The Same Dream Too.

Then The Guy In The Middle Wakes Up And Says: “That’s Funny, I Dreamed I Was Skiing!“

Man To Priest: “Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned I Usually Read Dirty Jokes And View Pictures Of Girls On My Mobile”

Priest: “Forward Your Sins To Me!“

T-Shirt Slogan Part – 2

Your Face, My Ass, No Difference

10 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend

1. Truthful
2. Intelligent
3. Gentle
4. Humble
5. Tolerant
6. Polite
7. Understanding
8. Sexy
9. Smart
10. Youthful

In Short – Tight Pussy

What Is Height Of Desperation?

A Vampire Sucking Blood From A Sanitary Napkin

What Is Height Of Fashion?

A Girl Applying Lip-Stick On Her Vertical Lips

What Is Height Of Laziness?

A Husband Lying On His Wife & Waiting For An Earthquake!!

I’m At Least 6 Inches Long. I Leave Foamy Lubrication When Engaged In My Job. What Am I?

A Toothbrush, Of Course