Why Do The Urdu Speaking Women Have Mostly Big Breasts?

Kyunki Jab Bhi Unhe Koi Milta Hai Vo Bolti Hai: “Aa.. Daab, Aa.. Daab“

When I Go In I Might Cause Pain. I Cause You To Spit And Ask You Not To Swallow. I Can Fill Your Hole. What Am I?

A Dentist

One Day A Boyfriend And Girlfriend Is On The Bed.

She Took Off His Pant Gently And Whispered In His Ear: “Make Me Feel Like A Woman….”

Boyfriend Smiled And Threw His Pant At Her And Said: “Go Wash It “

Height Of Patience:
A Naked Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place.

Height Of Success:
The Banana Falls At The Right Place.

Height Of Tremendous Success:
An Earthquake Happens And Bananas Falls At The Right Place, One By One.

Height Of Tragedy:
The Entire Banana Tree Falls At The Right Place.

Panties Of 1948 And 2006 :

In 1948 They Used To Pull Down The Whole Panties To See The Buttocks And In 2006 They Separate Buttocks To See The Thread Like Panties

Man Was Soabing In A Bar.

His Friend Asked: “Yaar Why Are You Crying?”

He Said: “My Wife Charge Me Rs. 1000/- For Sex!”

Friend Said: “You’re Lucky, She Charges Others Rs. 1500/-“

Q: What Do You Call Prostitution In Decent Terms?

Answer: Hole Sale Business (Whole Sale). .

Santa: “Madam, How Do Babies Come In To The World?”

Teacher: “In The Moonlight Angels Come & Leave The Baby In A Mother’s Lap”

Santa: “You Mean Fucking Is Useless“

Your Girlfriend Is Your Right Hand…
But If Your Girlfriend Ran Away Then Your Right Hand Is Your Girlfriend…

What Is The Difference Between A Panty And A Stage Curtain?

When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty… It’s Showtime