What Is The Difference Between Stress, Tension And Panic?

Stess Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant, Panic Is When Both Are Pegnant

Man Marries A Deaf Girl.

On Their First Night He Write A Code For The Sex

If I Want Sex I’ll Squeeze Your Breast,In Response You Can Pull My Pen.Nis Once For Yes And 50 Times For No.

What Is The Height Of Poverty?
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When A Girl Is Ready To Get Fu.Cked For Only 2 Rs…. And You Have Only 1 Rs!!!

Height Of Technology: Condom With Zip.

Woman Being Raped, She Calls The Police Over The Phone & Says :

“Helloo Ooh, Oh, Uuhaah, Yes, Uoah,
This Man Is Raping Me,
Aah Yeahh, Aahh,

Can You Come & Arrest Him Tomorrow !!!

Height Of Confusion: Two Earthworms Making Love In A Bowl Of Noodles.

Height Of Revenge: A Bastard Roaming In A Condom Factory With A Needle In His Hand

Women Are Known To Be The Weaker Sex But They Can Tear The Mightiest Man Apart By Just Saying These Three Words.

Is It In?!

Fuck A Girl & She’ll Love You, Love A Girl & She’ll Fuck You!

What Is The Similarity Between The A Bank Deposit And Sex?

You Loose Interest If You Withdraw.