Archive for the ‘Indian, Hindi, Masala Jokes’ Category

Gandhi Ji Ke Zamane Mein AIDS

Agar Gandhi Ji Ke Zamane Mein AIDS Ka Pata Hota To Kya Hota?

Arey Bhai Hona Kya Thha,

Jo Abhi Teen Bandar Baithe Rahte Hai Mooh, Kan, Aur Aankh Band Karke To Ek Aur Bandar Hota

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Reliance Company Ka Condom

Agar Reliance Company Condom Banati

To Har Jagha Ye Taglines Hoti

  • Kar Lo Land Muthi Me,
  • Chut Chod Lo Chutki Me,
  • Yahi He Mera Sapna Har Land Pe Ho Candom Apna.

Budha Aur Aadhi Viagra Ki Goli

Ek Buddha Medical Store Mein Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai

Buddha: “Aadhi Viagra Dena

Sale Man: “Uncle, Aap Ki Umar Bhajan Karne Ki Hai Mandir Jao, Ye Sab Aapko Shobha Nahi Deta.

Buddha: “Tum Salah Mat Do, Aur Jo Bola Hai Wo Do

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Types Of BRA

Types Of BRA

  • Poisonous Bra – Cobra
  • Mathematical Bra – Algebra
  • Sunsign Bra – Libra
  • Magical Bra – Aabra Ka Dabra
  • Animal Bra – Zebra


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Chalak Ladki Ka Rape Se Bachne Ka Tarika

Ladki Apne Saheli Se Boli: “Agar Main Chalak Na Hoti To Ab Tak Mera 50-60 Bar Rape Ho Chuka Hota

Friend: “Acha, Kese Bachti Ho Mujhe Bhi Batao

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Benefits Of Fucking, Chudayi Ke Fayde

Dosto, Bahut Si Ladkiya Sex Karne Se Darti Hai Ya Nahi Kar Paati Aur Bechare Ladke Pareshan Hai Ki Koi Ladki Deti Nahi, Is Cheez Ko Sochte Hue Maine Ek Joke Banaya Hai Jismein Sex Karne Ke Fayde Likhe Hai. Ummed Hai Ise Padd Ke Ladkiyo Ki Aankhein Khulengi Aur Ladko Ki Mauje Lag Jayengi.

Scintefic Benefits:

  • Chudvane Se Extra Calories Burn Hoti Hai Jo Body Ko Fit Rakhti Hai.
  • Achi Tarha Koi Chode To Tension Khatam Ho Jati Hai.
  • Chudayi Achi Ho To Apne Partner Ke Liye Intimacy Badti Hai.
  • Scientist Kahte Hai Ki Chudai Se Ladki Mein Hormone Estrogen Produce Hote Hai, Which Makes Hair Shine And Skin Smooth.
  • Chudne Ke Baad Neend Badi Sakoon Ki Aur Pyari Aati Hai.


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Santa Aur Lady Ke Ghar Mein Aag

Santa Fire-brigade Mein Kam Karta Thha

Ek Din Ek Aurat Ne Vahan Call Ki: “Mere Ghar Mein Aag Lag Gayi Hai

Santa: “To Paani Dalo

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Santa Aur Pamela Anderson Ki Sharat

Dosto Ye Mera Favourite Joke Hai, Aur Shayad Santa Ka Bhi Hoga, Coz Usne Ek Aisa Kam Kiya Hai Jo Koi Bhi Nahi Kar Saka. So Please Reply In Comments About Santa Samjdhari

Ek Bar Pamela Anderson Ne News Paper Mein Advertisement Di Ki Jo Use Lagatar Rat Bhar Chodega Usko 1 Lac Dollar Ka Inaam Milega.

Duniya Ke Har Kone Mein Se Logo Ne Try Karne Ki Koshish Ki Par Koi Kamyab Na Ho Saka.

India Mein Santa Singh Ne Bhi Ye Ad Padi Aur Pahunch Gaya Pamela Ke Pass Aur Usko Bola

Santa: “Pamela Ji, Main Aapki Ye Sharat Kabool Karta Hun Aur Isko Pura Bhi Kar Sakta Hun. Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai

Pamela: “Bolo

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Girl Crying During Fuck (New Version)

American Girls:
Ohh Yeaaah, Baby Fuck Me Fast

German Girls:
Come On Darling, Digg Me Deep

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Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?

7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.

Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?

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Santa Ki Shadi Ki Movie Aur ItemGirls

Santa Ka Beta Apne Daddy Ke Sath Betha Uski Shadi Ki Movie Dekh Raha Thha

Kuch Ladkiya Dance Kar Rahi Thhi, Excited Ho Kar Bola

Daddy Main Bhi Apni Shadi Mein Esi Items Girls Nachaunga

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Types Of Lunds

  • Mirinda Lund: Zor Ka Zhatka Dheere Se Lage
  • Whirlpool Lund: Upar Neeche Aage Piche Up and Down Round & Round
  • Tata Sky Lund: Isse Chudwa Dala To Choot Jinga Lala
  • Boost Lund: Secret Of My Energy
  • Moov Lund: Ander Tak Jaye Rahat Dilaye
  • Iodex Lund: Aah Se Aaha Tak
  • Lux Cot-Wool Lund: Sardi Mein Bi Garmi Ka Ehsaas
  • Videocon Lund: Bada Hai Toh Behetar Hai
  • Kingfisher Lund: Ola La la la le Lo ! :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):)
  • Royal Enfield Lund: Jab Ye Chale To Sab Rastaa De


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Ladki Ki Shayari, Chanchal Haseena Par

Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya

Ladka Shayar Ke Andaaz Mein Bola: “Aye Chanchal Shok Haseena Ye Kaisi Nadani Hai

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Sasur Ji Aur Bahu Ki Bra

Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne Apni Gili Bra Taar Pe Sukane Ke Liye Dali

Niche Sasur Glass Mein Doodh Pee Raha Thha

Bra Ke Chhinte Sasur Ke Glass Mein Aakar Gire

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Sardar Ji Aur Inspector

Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hai

Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai

Jis Car Ne Aapko Takkar Mari Uska Rang Aur Number Kya Tha??

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