Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain
Santa Sochte Hue Banta Se Bolta Hai: “Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain”
Banta Puchta Hai: “Kyun??”
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Aakhir Mera Kasoor Kya Tha?
Court Mein Lund Apna Kasoor Puchta Hai
Judge Sahab Jab Mein Paida Hua To Mera Badi Berehmi Se Gala Kaat Diya Gaya
Thoda Bada Hua To Hathon Se Mera Gala Dabaya Gaya
Shadi Ke Baad To Mere Saath Bada Bura Hua Mujhe Kaali Gufa Mein Dhakela Gaya
Judge Sahab Aakhir Mera Kasoor Kya Tha??
Kauva To Udd Gaya
Sardar Ji Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikle Aur Achanak Ek Kauve (Crow) Ne Sardar Ji Ke Sir Per Beeth (Shit) Ker Di
Sardarni Tissue Lekar Bahar Aayi
To Sardar Ji Gusse Se Bole: “Ab Kiski Gaand Saaf Kaaregi, Kauva To Udd Gaya“
Duniya Ke 5 Sabse Mushkil Kaam
Duniya Ke 5 Sabse Mushkil Kaam:
- Murde Ki Muth Marna
- Ziraf Ki Gand Marna
- Chinti Ke Boobs Dabana
- Machar Ke Liye Condom Banana
- Kutiya Ke Liye Bra Banana
Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na
Kutta Kutti Ko Sadak Par Chod Raha Tha
Ek Sardarni Ne Dekha To Uska Bhi Mann Karne Laga
Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Bade Romantic Mood Mein Kaha: “Aji Suno, Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na”
Mera Beta Doctor Banega
Teacher Class Me Apne Baby Ko Dudh Pilate Hue Boli: “Ale Ale Mera Beta Dood Pi Ke Doctor Banega”
Ek Bache Ki Class Mein Se Awaaz Ayi: “Madam Thora Dudh Hamein Bhi Pila Do Hum Chote Mote Compouder To Ban Hi Jayengay“
Kudiye Tu Darr Na
Ladki Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Thhi Aur Sardar Ji Ko Sadak Ke Kinare Peshab Kartey Dekh Kar Apna Rasta Badalne Lagi
To Sardar Ji Bole: “Oye Kudiye Tu Darr Na, Jiss Cheez Se Tu Darr Rahi Hai Usko To Maine Hath Mein Pakda Hua Hai“
Ghalib Aur Qutub Minar
Qutub Minar Ko Dekh Kar Kabir Ji Ne Kya Farmaya???
Arrey Dharti Maa To Aurat Thi, Phir Yeh Lauda Kahan Se Aa Gaya
Iske Mooh Mein Apna Doodh Daalo
Picture Hall Mein Film Chal Rahi Thi Achanak Ek Aurat Ka Bacha Rone Laga
To Peeche Se Aawaz Aayi: “Iske Mooh Mein Apna Doodh Daalo”
Yeh Sun Ker Aurat Ka Pati Gusse Se Bola: “Koun Hey Oye Dum Hai Toh Samne Aake Bol”
Beti Wo Ladka Thik Nahi Hai
Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”
Beti Boli: Maa Woh Ladka To Genius Hai Pakka Doctor Banega
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