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Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?

admin — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:25:17 +0000

Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki Gaand Fatt Jaati Hai

Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai

Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: “Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?”

Santa: “Jitni Aapki Hai”

Nurse: “Fir To Aur Fadni Padegi“

Mera Bahut Lamba Hai

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:22:10 +0000

Ladka Ladki Se Bolta Hai: “Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo, Mera Bahut Lamba Hai”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya?”

Ladka: “Anubhav”

Ladki: “Oh Thik Hai Main Tyaar Hun Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai”

Ladka: “Kya?”

Ladki: “Aatmavishwas“

Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 08:40:01 +0000

Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai

Month Mein Ek Baar Aati Hai

Sirf 4-5 Din Ke Liye Hi Rukti Hai

Or Agar Kisi Month Nahi Aayi To Samjho

Chud Gayi

Ek Insaan Ka Bura Din

admin — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:10:12 +0000

Darwaza Khola To Kundi Hath Mein Aa Gayi

Suitcase Uthane Laga To Handle Haath Mein Aa Gaya

Nal (Tap) Khola To Toonti Hath Mein Aa Gayi

Ab Bechara Vo Peshab Karne Se Bhi Dar Raha Hai

10-10 Bachhe Kyu Paida Hote Thhe?

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:38:35 +0000

12th Ki Ladki Apni Aunti Se Puchhti Hai: “Aunty, Aapke Time Mein 10-10 Bachhe Kyu Paida Hote Thhe?”

Aunty: “Beti Hamare Zamane Mein Moonh (Mouth) Mein Lene Ka Riwaz (Tradition) Nahi Thha“

Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:35:16 +0000

Ladki Apni Maa Se: “Maa , Saath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ladke Ko Dekh Kar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jaati Hai”

Maa: “Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kameez Pehan Ke Dekh, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi“

Ladkiya Aur Cycles

admin — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:57:57 +0000

Hostel Mein Ladkiya Cycle Chalate Hue Zor Zor Se Shor Macha Rahi Thhi

Warden: “Jyada Shor Mat Karo Warna Saari Cycles Par Wapis Se Seat Lagva Dungi“

Pappu Aur Daddy

admin — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:17:40 +0000

Pati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola

“Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke Sex Karenge”

Office Se Aane Ke Baad Baap Pappu Ke Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Pucha

“Pappu So Gaye Kya”

Pappu: “Daddy Kesi Baat Karte Ho, Mujhe Kaisi Neend Aayegi”

Daddy Hairani Se: “Kyun? Kya Hua”

Pappu: “Jise Pata Ho Uski Maa Chudne Wali Hai, Vo Kese So Sakta Hai“

Marte Hue Budhe Ki Salah

admin — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:11:57 +0000

Marte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah Dene Laga

Ladke Se: “Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho”

Ladki Se: “Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake”

Damad Se: “Chodne Or Khodne Mein Farak Samjho, Chodne Mein Jor Aur Khodne Mein Shor Karna Chahiye”

Bahu Se: “Gaand Marwane Se Bacche Paida Nahi Hote”

Agar Esa Hota To

“Uske Sabse Jyada Bache Hote Jo Abhi Is Joke Ko Padh Kar Hans Raha Hai“

Difference Between Friend And Best Friend

admin — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:46:12 +0000

Difference Between Friend And Best Friend

Friend Says: “Yaar Please Drive Safely & Slowly, Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai.”

Best Friend Says: “Tez Chala Bhonsdi Ke Sale, Aage Swift Car Mein Mast Maal Ja Raha Hai.“

Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

admin — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:35:50 +0000

Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha

“Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta”

Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy“

Doodh Ka Dhakkan

admin — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 10:35:27 +0000

Building Mein Enter Karte Hue Doodhwale Ke Uper Ek Bra Aakar Giri

Doodhwale Ne Uper Dekha Aur Bola: “Bhenji Aapke Doodh Ka Dhakkan Gir Gaya Hai“

Common Between Moov Cream And Penis?

admin — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 08:55:46 +0000

What Is Common Between Moov Cream And Penis?

Ans: “Dono Gehraai Tak Jaye, Garmahat Laye, Aram Dilaye Aaah Se A-Haaa Tak“

Dhoni Ki Koi GF Kyu Nahi Hai?

admin — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:10:18 +0000

Dhoni (Cricketer) Ki Koi GF Kyu Nahi Hai?

Bhai Sidhi Si Bat Hai Vo Ek Din Mein 2 Leters Doodh Peeta Hai, Kaun Hogi Itna Bada Risk Lene Wali

Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?

admin — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 04:40:36 +0000

Bacha Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai: “Maa Mein Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?”

Maa: “Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nahi Malum Thha, Tumhare Dad Ne Khod Khod Kar Rasta Banaya“

Abki Bar Itni Garmi Kyon Pad Rahi Hai?

admin — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:48:26 +0000

Kya Aapko Pata Hai Abki Bar Itni Garmi Kyon Pad Rahi Hai?

Kyonki Shoib Malik Saniya Mirja Ko Le Gaya To India Walo Ki Gaad Jal Rhi Hai

Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali

admin — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:33:12 +0000

Suhagrat Ki Raat Ko Aadmi Ne Apni Wife Se Poocha: “Tumne Koi Bhi Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali, Kyu?”

Wife: “Arey Ye Sab Karne Ki Aadat To Maine 18 Saal Ki Umar Mein Hi Chod Di Thhi“

Sardar Ji Aur Jocky Ki Chaddi

admin — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:10:14 +0000

Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga

Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi

Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya

Kyunki

“Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“

Ladki Aur I-Pill Ki Goli

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 05:35:45 +0000

Ek Ladki Nervous Haalat Mein Doctor Se Boli: “Dr Saab Maine Galti Se I-Pill Kha Li Hai, Kya Karu?”

Doctor: “Jaldi Se 72 Ghante Ke Ander Chudwala Lo, Warna 90 Rs Ki Maa Chud Jayegi“

Nawab Ji Ki Shayari

admin — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 09:23:42 +0000

Ek Gay Nawab Ne Nahate Hue Sheeshe Mein

Apne Aage Aur Piche Dekha Aur Ek Sher Arz Kiya

“Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai, Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai”

“Paas Reh Ke Bhi Kitni Doori Hai“

Different Words After Sex

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:23:39 +0000

Prostitute: “Chal Bheedu, Paisa Nikaal.“
Girl Friend: “Wow, Aaj Sachhi Bahut Mazza Aaya.“
Padosan: “Ab Fir Kab Aaoge?“

Wife: “Ho Gaya Na, Abhi 3-4 Din Dobara Mat Bolna.“

Saari Pehni Ki Nahi?

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:10:30 +0000

Honeymoon Pe Gayi Bahu Ko Saas Ne Phone Karke Puccha,

Saas: “Beti, Maine Jo Saari Tumhe Di Thi, Usse Pehna Ki Nahi?”

Bahu: “Maaji, Lagatar 3 Dino Se Woh Chaddi Nahi Pahnne De Rahe, Saari Kab Pehnu?“

Aapko Pyar Karna Nahi Aata

admin — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:08:06 +0000

Patni Raat Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Pati Se Boli: “Aapko Pyar Karna Nahi Aata”

Pati Gusse Se: “Sali, Ye Teen Bachhe Kya Internet Se Download Kiye Hai?”

Patni Sharmate Hue: “Nahi Ji, Ye To Pados Wale Sharma Ji Ki Pen Drive Se Liye Hai‘

Unki Mehfil Se Uthe To, Aitraaj Karne Lage,

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 13:39:56 +0000

Unki Mehfil Se Uthe To, Aitraaj Karne Lage,

Jo Hum Palte To, Kandhe Pe Haath Dharne Lage,

Unhe Kya Maloom Haal Kya Ho Chuka Tha Hamara,

Toilet Ka Rukh Kar Liya Hamne,

Kyunki Pant Se Armaan Ubharne Lage.

Tumhara Password Kya Hai

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 04:15:16 +0000

Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”

Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis”

Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi

Kyon Ki Computer Said: “Your Password Is Too Short“