Santa Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Karne Laga To
Ladki Santa Ka L.oda Dekh Kar Boli: “Itna Bada”
Santa Khushi Se Bola: “Oh Ji Hum Punjabi Hain Hamara To Sub Kuch Hi Bada Hota Hai”
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Santa Ka Beta Santa Se Puchta Hai: “Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?”
Beta: “Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.“
Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha “Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche”
Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha Us Aadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
Kyon ???
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Ek Kamaan Se Nikala Teer Jitna Bhi Tez Ho
Doosra Gand Se Nikala Paad (FART) Jitni Dhire Ho Utana Hi Asardar Hota Hai!
Do Dost Jungle Mein Janwaron Ka Shikar Karne Jaate Hai
Achanak Wahan Junglee Aakar Un Dono Ko Pakad Lete Hain
Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana”
Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga”
Dosra Dost Bola: “Main Gaand Marwana Pasand Karunga”
Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya
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Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi
Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”
Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”
Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”
Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”
Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara
Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga
Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”
Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”
Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”
Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”
Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
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Eyes Operation Ke Baad Doctor Ki Fees Bachane Ke Chakar Mein Sardar Ji Bole
“Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Dikh Nahi Raha”
Doctor: “Sardarji Apni Aankhien Band Kar Lijiye Aur Fir Dobara Se Dheere Dheere Kholiye”
Sardar Ji: “Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ab Bhi Kuch Dikhai Nahi De Raha”
Doctor Apni Nurse Ko Sardar Ke Samne Kapde Utarne Ke Liye Kehta Hai
Sardar Ji: “Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha”
Doctor Apni Nurse Ko Taange Kholney Ke Liye Kehta Hai
Sardar Ji: “Doctor Sahab Mujhe Such Mein Kuch Nahi Nazar Aa Raha Hai”
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Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai
Aur Kehta Hai: “Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Lena”
Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Isse Kya Hoga?”
Ladka Bolta Hai: “Daddy Agar Toffee Achi Lage To Mere Takiye Ke Neeche Chup Chap 100 Rupye Rakh Dena”
Agle Din Ladka Apne Takiye Ke Neeche Dekhta Hai To Use 1100 Rupye Milte Hai
Aur Daddy Ke Paas Ja Ke Kehta Hai: “Daddy Meine To Sirf 100 Rupye Rakhne Ko Kaha Tha”
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Ek Bacha Apne Papa Se Cycle Maangta Hai
Bacha: “Papa Maine Ab School Bus Per Nahi Jana Hai Mujhe Cycle Chahiye”
Papa: “Beta Kya Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai???”
Bacha Check Karke Dekhta Hai Aur Bola: “Papa Nahi Pahuchta”
Papa: “Beta Jis Din Pahunchega Us Din Aana Abhi Jao”
Kuch Saal Baad…….
Bacha: “Papa Mujhe College Jaane Ke Liye Motorcycle Chahiye”
Papa: “Beta Kya Ab Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai”
Bacha: “Thodi Si Kasar Hai Abhi”
Baap: “Ja Jab Poora Pahunch Jaye To Aaiyo”
Beta Roj Try Karta Hai Akhir Kar Uska Lund Gaand Tak Pahunch Hi Jata Hai
Vo Sochta Hai Ki Is Khushi Mein Daddy Se Jaake Car Hi Mang Leta Hun
Baap Ko Jake Bolta Hai: “Daddy Ab Mera Lund Meri Gaand Tak Pahunchata Hai, Mujhe Car Ledo”
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Salman Khan Tour Se Ho Kar Ghar Vapis Ata Hai Aur Dekhta Hai Ki Uske Darwaje Par Likha Tha “Salman Is An Idiot”
Ek Laboratarty Wala Salman Ka Dost Thha Salman Uske Pass Jaata Hai Aur Kahta Hai
“Mujhe Lagta Hai Ye Peshab Se Likha Hai, Tum Isko Test Karo Aur Pata Lagao Ki Kaun Thha”
Shaam Ko Uska Dost Reports Leke Salman Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai
“Ek Buri Khabar Hai, Yeh Peshab Vivek Oberoi Ka Hai.”
Salman Puchta Hai: “Isme Bura Kya Hai?”
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India Ke Prime Minister Manmohan Singh America Gaye
Wahan Jakar America Ke Prime Minister Se Bole: “Raat Ko Mere Liye Maal Bhejo”
Bush Ne Pucha: “16 Saal Ki Ya 20 Saal Ki?”
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Shop Mein Ek Sales Girl Ne Ek Customer Ko Cigarette Peete Dekha To Bola
“Sorry Sir, Aap Yahan Per Cigarette Nahi Pee Sakte”
Costomer Ne Bade Pyaar Se Bola: “Ye Cigarette Meine Apki Shop Se Hi Kharidi Hai”
Sales: “Hum To Condom Bhi Bechte Hai”
Lekin Iska Yeh Matlab Thodi Hai Ki Aap Yahan Par Sex Karna Shuru Kar Do“
Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?”
Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai”
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Jinke Paas Hota Hai,Wo Haath Se Pakar Kar Karte Hai,
Jin Ke Pass Nahi Hota Wo Ungil Daal Kar Kaam Chalate Hain
Bolo Kya?
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Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole
“Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai”
Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi”
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