Ek Pathan Ke Ghar Uski Shadi Ke Kuch Dino Ke Baad Uski Biwi Ke Muh Se Suna Gaya Dialog

“Pathan Sahab Maine Apse Shaadi Is Liye Ki Hai Ki Humare Bachhe Ho,

Is Liye Nahi Ke Mujhe Savere Tatti Khull Kar Aaye.”

Ladai Or Chudai Mein Sab Kuch Jaayaz Hai.

Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai.”

Toh Doctor Bola Ek Kahani Suno

Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.

Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai

Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai

80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: “Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Ki Chatri Se Sher Mar Jaye, Jaroor Kisi Doosre Ne Goli Mari Hogi”

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Ek Aadmi Ko Dast Lag Jaate Hai To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai

Doctor Puchta Hai: “Kya Tumne Kela Lekar Dekha?”

Aadmi Jawab Deta Hai:

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Ek Bar Ek Ladka Phone Milata Hai Aur Phone Uthaye Jane Par Number Confirm Karta Hai

• Boy: “Hello Is It 22171314?“
• Girl: “Sorry, Zara Hindi Mein Bolo“
• Boy: “Do Do Ne Ek Sath Choda?“

Girl: “Sorry Wrong Number Ye Teen Teen Ek Sath Do Bar Choda Hai.“

Lun.D Aur Police Ko Koi Bharosa Nahi Yaaro

Kabhi Bhi Kahin Bhi Bina Warning Ke Khade Ho Jate Hai

Ek Banda Jungle Mein Sunsan Sa Dekh Kar Nadi Mein Kapde Utarkar Nahane Chala Jata Hai

Nahane Ke Baad Jab Vo Vaapis Aata Hai To Sare Jaanwar Usko Dekh Kar Hass Rahe Hote Hai

Aur Ek Bandar Bolta Hai:

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Nazar Lag Gayi Hamare Pyar Ko Zamane Ki
Umar Beet Gayi Aas Mein Unko Paane Ki
Kabar Se Nikalkar Dono Haath Aaj Bhi Kahte Hai
Aarzo Rah Gayi Unke (.) (.) Boobs Dabane Ki

Raat Ko Sapne Mein Pathan Ko Koi Chod Deta Hai

Pathan Subha Hote Hi Bank Jaakar Apna Account Band Karva Deta Hai

Kyu????

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Ek Sardar Ne Raat Mein Sadak Par Chalti Ladki Ko Utha Liya

Aur Kisi Sunsaan Jagha Par Jaakar Uska Rape Karne Laga

Abhi Vo Rape Karne Hi Wala Thha Ki Ladko Boli:
“Ek Kadam Bhi Aage Badhaya To Mein Apne Aap Ko Maar Dalungi”

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Ek Din Ek School Mein Teacher Bachho Ko Pada Raha Thha:

• A For Apple
• B For Bada Apple
• C For Chota Apple
• D For Dusra Apple
• E For Ek Aur Apple
• F For Fir Ek Apple
• G For What???

Ek Student Gusse Mein Aakar Bola

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Ek Gaanv Mein Billu Naam Ka Aadmi Rahta Thha,

Uska Lund Poore Gaanv Mein Sabse Bada Thha

Ek Din Heart Attack Se Billu Ki Maut Ho Jaati Hai.

Billu Ka Padosi Uska Lund Kaat Leta Hai

Aur Sochta Hai Ki Vo Apni Biwi Ko Dikhayega.

Gar Aakar Jaisi Hi Vo Biwi Ko Uska Lund Dikhaata Hai

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Ek Din Kutte Ka Pilla Apni Maa Se Poochta Hai: “Maa Mere Daddy Kaise Thhe??”

Maa: “Pata Nahi Beta Piche Se Hi Aaye The Aur Piche Se Hi Chale Gaye… Kuch Pata Nahi Chala“

Chodan Chodan Sab Kare, Chod Sake Na Koi, Jab Chodan Ki Baari Aayi Lund Khada Na Hoye.

Neta Aur Lund Kabhi Bhi Aur Kahin Bhi Khade Ho Sakte Hai