Teacher: “Vahan Ek Sunder Si Ladki Khadi Hai. Isko Punjabi Mein Translate Karo.”

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Sirf Utni Piya Karo Key Hosh Mein Rah Sako .

Kyunki Ghalib Ji Ka Kahna Hai. . .

“Raat Bhar Sharaab Pee Maine Aur Meri Raat Katt Gayi

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“Main Teri Aankho Se Aujhal Ho Jaunga,

Dur Kahi Fizaon Mein Kho Jaunga,

Meri Yaadon Se Lipat Ker Royegi Tu Bahut,

Jab Gaand Mar Key Teri Main Bhaag Jaunga.”

Maine Chaand Se Pucha Key Aaj Tak Tune Duniya Main

Kabhi Mere Dost Sa Haseen Dekha Hain . . . ???

Toh Chaand Ne Haste Hue Jawab Diya Ke

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Sookhe Kapde Dekhte Hue Sasur Ne Apni Bahoo Se Puchha: “Ye Chota Sa Kala Kapda Kiska Hain. . ? ?”

Bahu Boli: “Ye Meri Panty Hai”

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Ladka: “Main Tere Pyaar Ki Gehrayi Aur Mohabbat Ki Unchayi Ko Choona Chahta Hun.. ”

Ladki: “Saale Kaminey Seedha Ye Kyu Nahi Kehta Key Panty Aur Bra Utaar De…“

Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Key Saath Scooter Dho Raha Tha.

Kisi Aadmi Ne Sardaar Ke Totley Ladke Se Puchha “Tere Papa Kahan Hai?”

Totla Ladka Bola “Daddy Chutar Dho Rahey Hain Aur Mummy Pani Dal Rahi Hain“

Ladka Ladki Se Bola: “Hello, I Love You”

Ladki: “I Am Already Married Kuch To Tu Sharam Karle”

Ladka: “Mujh Mein Bhi To Tere Pati Jaise Hi Function Hain”

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Aalu Lo, Bhindi Lo, Bengan Lo,

Ghiya Lo, Gobhi Lo, Aadu Lo,

Kela Lo, Tamaatar Lo, Karela Lo,

Jo Dil Kare Ohi Lo Bhai Kyunki..

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Ek Bar Ek Ladki Badi Pareshan Si Doctor Ke Pass Gayi

Doctor Ne Uski Pareshani Puchhi To Ladki Boli: “Doctor Saab Jab Mein Su-Su Karti Hoon To 4 Dhar Nikalti Hain.”

After Checkup The Girl Doctor Said: “Kudiye 4 Dhaar To Niklengi Hi, Andar Kisi Ki Pant Ka Button Fassa Hua Hai“