Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya

Ladka Shayar Ke Andaaz Mein Bola: “Aye Chanchal Shok Haseena Ye Kaisi Nadani Hai”

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Fooli Hui Roti Kabi Kacchi Nahi Hoti,

Ansu Bahane Wali Har Ladi Sachhi Nahi Hoti

Jo Bhi Mile Thok De Mere Dost,

Kyunki Bra Pehnane Wali Ladki Bachhi Nahi Hoti

Unki Mehfil Se Uthe To, Aitraaj Karne Lage,

Jo Hum Palte To, Kandhe Pe Haath Dharne Lage,

Unhe Kya Maloom Haal Kya Ho Chuka Tha Hamara,

Toilet Ka Rukh Kar Liya Hamne,

Kyunki Pant Se Armaan Ubharne Lage.

Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti

Daaru Ki Botal Aur Achhhi Si Ghashti

Ye Jawaani Aur Sex ,Do Pal Ki Masti

Condom Lagana Dost, Yeh Lulee Nahi Sasti

Wo Kirtan Ka Samay Thha,
Main Dholak Baza Raha Tha,

Uske Haath Pooja Karne Ke Liye Uthe,
Suite Me Se Case Nazar Aane Lage,

Use Bhagwaan Ke Foot Nazar Aa Rahe The,
Aur Mujhe Football Nazar Aa Rahe The,

Ret Ki Zaroorat Har Registaan Ko Hoti Hai,
Sitaron Ki Zaroorat Aasman Ko Hoti Hai,

Ap Kabhi Bhool Ke Bhi Peshawar Na Jana
Kyun Ki Ache Londe Ki Zarorat, Mere Yaar

Har Pathan Ko Hoti Hai

Ladka Ladki Se Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein

Ladka: “Hum To Hai Jogi Kitne Mein Dogi?”

Ladki: “200 Rs Lungi Hil Hil Ke Dungi”

Ladka: “50 Rs Dunga Par Hil Mein Khud Lunga”

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Woh Aaye Hamare Sawapan Main, Swapan-Dosh Ho Gaya

Unka To Kuch Nahi Gaya, Mera Kaccha Kharab Ho Gaya

Sawap = Dream
Kaccha = Underwear

Ek To Chaandni Raat Thhi, Uper Se Woh Mere Saath Thhi,

Main Usske Upar Chada Hua Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Dabi Hui Thhi,

Haathoon Mein They Hamare Haath , Aur Paeron Main Thhe Paer,

Main Zor Lagaye Ja Rha Tha, Woh Awaaz Nikale Ja Rahi Thhi,

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Barrish Aaye Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho,

Dhoop Niklay Aur Sarso Pilli Na Ho,

To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay,

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Jab Raat Ke Baara (12) Bajte Hain..

Hum Sab Muth Maara Karte Hain…

Ahsaan Kisika Nahi Lete Hain…

Hathon Se Khud Hi Guzara Karte Hain…

Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar,

Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;

Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko,

Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapke Boobs Dekh Kar!

Girl 2 Boy..
Hamein To Apno Ne Loota
Ghairoon Mein Kahaan Dum Tha,
Meri Kashti (Boat) Waha Dubi
Jahaan Paani Kam Tha,

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Ladka Aur Ladki Phone Per Baat Kar Rahe Hote Hain

Ladki Ladke Se Kehti Hai:

“Roonay Ko To Sabhi Rootay Hain Faraq Hai To Roonay Roonay Ka
Tum Qatra Qatra Rootay Hoo Hum Darya Darya Rootay Hain”

Phir Ladka Ladki Se Kehta Hai:

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Majnu Ne Khuda Se Poocha: “Aye Khuda Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Rishwat Thi Khayi”

Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya: “Na Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Na Rishwat Khai Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar Aayi“